Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Cedric_Eff]

It actually makes me slightly ill every time he chows down in his videos; I've seen people paralyzed from the neck down that don't slobber and drool as much while eating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat in such a way (except Tammy).



You gotta keep in mind that Jack has (probably) never actually had a 'job' - at most, he was radio DJ (and not a very good one). Jack has the mentality of a spoiled preppy bitch and he has never worked for anything substantial, so he can't relate to the staff and can only see them as automatons. His countless Jack on the Go vids provide insight on how poorly he really relates with the staff and how he cannot fathom any mistake that can occur with his order.


Speaking of Jack on the Go, I was looking through his older uploads and found one where he goes to a spa:

Reminder that this vid is 10 years old and takes place in California. It was odd to me because, while Jack still acts like a dumbass (such as spilling his coffee all over the floor), everyone seems a lot happier and easy-going? IDK maybe it's just me but it makes me wonder about what Jack would be like if he hadn't moved to Tennessee.

He’s so awkward in this one but he seems to be having an blast at a spa!

 

[Aaway]

It's very amusing how he's not good at ANYTHING. Even the thing he bases his identity around, cooking, he's fucking abysmal at.

He's not even good at eating, the food drips out of his gaping maw because he tries to eat half a burger in one bite. The man is literally useless. The fact that he managed to pass on his genes should be proof to all the incels out there that there is hope. If Jack Scalfani can do it, anyone can.

he couldn't even properly run a fantasy football league

he had his co-commissioner cheat and even with the cheating, jack finished in last place with only one or two wins

 

[AnOminous]

He's probably depressed and I don't blame him.

I can. Literally everything wrong with his life is completely his own fault. He's been told by everyone over and over he's killing himself with his shit diet. Does he take any advice? No, he rudely insults everyone and then turns off comments, and gorges like a glutton until he strokes out again. Then does he do rehab to recover or change his diet at all? No, now he does "keto" which involves gargling pure fat and just literally lets his arm die instead of doing anything at all to rehab it, and pretends it works.

He should be depressed but everything is his fault.

 

[The Early 2000's]

he couldn't even properly run a fantasy football league

he had his co-commissioner cheat and even with the cheating, jack finished in last place with only one or two wins

Jack kinda reminds me of a fat, stroked-out version of Charlie Brown: fails at almost everything to a hilarious degree, all his 'friends' and family hate him or at the very least are annoyed by him, and he's bald. The only difference is that Charlie Brown is a lovable underdog, while Jack Scalfani is Jack Scalfani

 

[Hapless Mailman]

It actually makes me slightly ill every time he chows down in his videos; I've seen people paralyzed from the neck down that don't slobber and drool as much while eating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat in such a way (except Tammy).



You gotta keep in mind that Jack has (probably) never actually had a 'job' - at most, he was radio DJ (and not a very good one). Jack has the mentality of a spoiled preppy bitch and he has never worked for anything substantial, so he can't relate to the staff and can only see them as automatons. His countless Jack on the Go vids provide insight on how poorly he really relates with the staff and how he cannot fathom any mistake that can occur with his order.


Speaking of Jack on the Go, I was looking through his older uploads and found one where he goes to a spa:

Reminder that this vid is 10 years old and takes place in California. It was odd to me because, while Jack still acts like a dumbass (such as spilling his coffee all over the floor), everyone seems a lot happier and easy-going? IDK maybe it's just me but it makes me wonder about what Jack would be like if he hadn't moved to Tennessee.

That video description's golden:

"Jack Scalfani risks his life and his manlyhood going to get a pediure with his wife. Finally men get to see what goes on behind closed doors. We owe Jack a lot for taking risks on the show."

Would've been a joke on any other channel, but ol' Jack's always been real keen on keeping his membership in the Big Boi Club and passing on his wisdom to the rest of his dudebros. It's lame and it's hilarious and I enjoy the hell out of "Romantic Dinner #1" for the same reasons.

 

[JackDavis]

he couldn't even properly run a fantasy football league

he had his co-commissioner cheat and even with the cheating, jack finished in last place with only one or two wins

Jack starts off with delusions of grandeur, stumbles a little then resorts to cheating before completely giving up. Where have I heard this one before?

 

[Hapless Mailman]

Jack starts off with delusions of grandeur, stumbles a little then resorts to cheating before completely giving up. Where have I heard this one before?

Don't forget the step where he unloads the fault on something else, be it his fellow church-goers or the companies nuts enough to send him their products. Jack's the kind of guy that'll blame a knife for doing its job, and praise himself for doing a shit job. His ineptitude and detachment from reality is so powerful, it's kind of surreal.

I have a theory that his consciousness exists in some other mediocre mayonnaise dimension, while his body rapidly deteriorates in ours like a vestigial lump. It might explain his refusal to do anything about his physical condition.

 

[Aaway]

jack is the textbook definition of fragile masculinity

 

[Giant Throbbing Clit]

It actually makes me slightly ill every time he chows down in his videos; I've seen people paralyzed from the neck down that don't slobber and drool as much while eating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat in such a way (except Tammy).



You gotta keep in mind that Jack has (probably) never actually had a 'job' - at most, he was radio DJ (and not a very good one). Jack has the mentality of a spoiled preppy bitch and he has never worked for anything substantial, so he can't relate to the staff and can only see them as automatons. His countless Jack on the Go vids provide insight on how poorly he really relates with the staff and how he cannot fathom any mistake that can occur with his order.


Speaking of Jack on the Go, I was looking through his older uploads and found one where he goes to a spa:

Reminder that this vid is 10 years old and takes place in California. It was odd to me because, while Jack still acts like a dumbass (such as spilling his coffee all over the floor), everyone seems a lot happier and easy-going? IDK maybe it's just me but it makes me wonder about what Jack would be like if he hadn't moved to Tennessee.

I guess happy-go-lucky Jack is overtly racist Jack because goddamn, that joke in the beginning!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Since Jack has finally created 666 pages pages of culinary abominations and general retardation will the Wendigo shed its skin suit and destroy Tennessee?

 

[Officer Eradicate]

666
NUMBER OF THE BEAST

(the beast being jack)

 

[Aaway]

666 page thread

father's day in a couple days.....

 

[feral cat #6385]

666 page thread

father's day in a couple days.....

Stroke number three here we come!

Hope whatever they put in feeding tubes is Keto friendly.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

We must perform an exorcist to remove the Wendigo from Jacks soul, or else he'll murder and eat everyone in his family.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

He’s here.

 

[The Early 2000's]

He’s here.

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El monstruo de colesterol, demonio de la pereza y portador de salmonella, Señor Oscuro de los Desastres Culinarios

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"Jack Scalfani risks his life and his manlyhood going to get a pediure with his wife. Finally men get to see what goes on behind closed doors. We owe Jack a lot for taking risks on the show."

Would've been a joke on any other channel, but ol' Jack's always been real keen on keeping his membership in the Big Boi Club and passing on his wisdom to the rest of his dudebros. It's lame and it's hilarious and I enjoy the hell out of "Romantic Dinner #1" for the same reasons.

This vaguely effeminate, physically useless, balding, flabby dough-ball who once choked out his own flesh and blood really thinks he's the pinnacle of masculinity. I pity any woman who ever went for a Romantic Dinner with a younger Jack Scalfani, guy probably took his dates to Pizza Hut and made them pay.

 

[Whatthefuck]

This vaguely effeminate, physically useless, balding, flabby dough-ball who once choked out his own flesh and blood really thinks he's the pinnacle of masculinity. I pity any woman who ever went for a Romantic Dinner with a younger Jack Scalfani, guy probably took his dates to Pizza Hut and made them pay.

I've often wondered how he was able to woo Tammy. I mean, sure, she's not exactly a prize, but she's at least gainfully employed and could be independent. What in hell did she see in Jack? Maybe we should just sit comfortably in the knowledge that they deserve each other.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Jack Scalifani the Dark Prince of Kitchen Abortions who arm paid for his culinary sins.

 

[Chamulum]

That video description's golden:

"Jack Scalfani risks his life and his manlyhood going to get a pediure with his wife. Finally men get to see what goes on behind closed doors. We owe Jack a lot for taking risks on the show."

Would've been a joke on any other channel, but ol' Jack's always been real keen on keeping his membership in the Big Boi Club and passing on his wisdom to the rest of his dudebros. It's lame and it's hilarious and I enjoy the hell out of "Romantic Dinner #1" for the same reasons.

I never got the mindset behind this. Taking care of yourself doesn't make you less manly. If anything, getting your nails (properly) done should be a part of a regular grooming regiment. But I'm just speaking as someone that regularly does their own nails.