Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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He can just hang one side on his ear while he puts on the second strap. He's just a man baby crying about the equivalent of having to wear a seatbelt.
He gets so winded from something as simple as trying to open a box that the fool would probably suffocate to death if he wore a mask. His coordination is so bad with his left hand that he'd try and fail for a minute to get the mask off. That would zap him of all his strength and he'd collapse face first and slowly die while everything he ever ate flashes before his eyes.
 
I hate that Jack sees himself as a martyr for not wearing a mask, as if he's dodging the Gestapo. No, Jack, you're just stubborn, ignorant, and re-tah-ded in believing that wearing a mask to prevent spread of a life-threatening virus somehow goes against your religion and/or human rights.

Jack's entire life is an exercise in pants on head retardation. It's a miracle this fat stroked out piece of shit is even alive, but a really shitty, stupid miracle.
 
Out of curiosity, has Jack ever tried to take down videos of people criticizing or making fun of him? I know he's taken down videos people reuploaded where he admitted to choking his son, but I'm wondering if he's tried to get like Cr1tikal's or Should I Try's videos on him removed. It just really seems like something he would do.
i'd be shocked if he hadn't tried

when you search "jack scalfani" on google, the first result is that anti-jack blog and i'm sure he's contacted google about changing that
 
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i'd be shocked if he hadn't tried

when you search "jack scalfani" on google, the first result is that anti-jack blog and i'm sure he's contacted google about changing that

You really suck at SEO when some autistic A-Log's Wordpress site is more highly ranked than your own content.
 
He says, "I probably couldn't have gotten more smoke into that meat with my smoker." He should also know that it is completely possible to get a lot more smoke into meat. You can over smoke and it tastes like bitter charcoal flavor.

Jack would probably take a bite out of something so overly smoked that it's more smoke than meat and be like "perfect! Just the right amount of smoky goodness!"
 
Out of curiosity, has Jack ever tried to take down videos of people criticizing or making fun of him? I know he's taken down videos people reuploaded where he admitted to choking his son, but I'm wondering if he's tried to get like Cr1tikal's or Should I Try's videos on him removed. It just really seems like something he would do.
Cr1tikal is way too big of an e-celeb for Jack to take down in any degree. He earns more money than he could ever dream off of YouTube to cover any losses. Even if Jack somehow managed to take down his videos about him, Cr1tikal would make it a big deal about it and if anything he'd indirectly have his fans come out of the woodwork to mess with him, outright trolling him in retaliation.

Jack would be also be a pretty guilt-free target to mess with as well if he knocks the hornet's nest. He's basically everything zoomers hate these days. Both left and right politically, lefty zoomers hate him because he's a Ben Garrison-tier conservative, and right-wing zoomers hate him because he a Evangelical who loves Israel, all in all they'd probably hate him in general because he's a boomer.
 
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Jack would be also be a pretty guilt-free target to mess with as well if he knocks the hornet's nest. He's basically everything zoomers hate these days. Both left and right politically, lefty zoomers hate him because he's a Ben Garrison-tier conservative, and right-wing zoomers hate him because he a Evangelical who loves Israel, all in all they'd probably hate him in general because he's a boomer.

He's cringy in every imaginable way. If you're on his side politically he's a fucking embarrassment. If you have even boomer-tier cooking skills, he's cringy as hell to watch. If you've ever worked any service job at all, or even sympathize with people who do, you watch this fat, disgusting ball of grease being a rude, shitty Karen to anyone he encounters, churlishly filming without asking and otherwise being a grotesquely obese glutton. Then there's his disgusting eating habits, his lip smacking white trash gurglings, the repulsive thing where he sticks his tongue out like he's deep throating the food like the gargantuan homosexual he is. He can't even go to a normal church, he has to pick one run by a literal murderer. The man literally doesn't have a single redeeming feature other than hopefully he'll die soon.

And as if this isn't bad enough, he may be the only right wing male nutjob alive who makes the beta cuck soy grimace expression.
 
I hope this hippo realizes soon if he catches Covid 19, his chances are slim to none. Why you care so much about wearing a mask? Probably the only mask that would fit this fat fuck would be Tammy's drawls.

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ooohhh jack gonna be mad

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nicest guy on youtube!

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Oh, fuck you, Jack. I hope you get coughed on.
Then again I bet you dollars to donuts that Jack is one of those boomers that starts fake-hacking at everyone wearing a mask. Every time I see videos like that I just want to punch those assholes in the throat.
I'd love for Fatboy to get refused because he is too entitled to just wear a fucking mask.
We've all seen how bitchy Jack has gotten about owners asking him not to film in their restaurants because they don't want some lispy fat boomer faggot annoying all their customers, & his response was to film anyway in the most passive-aggressive womanly way possible. Fingers crossed that if someone actually escorts Jack out, we get it on film.
When the coof first hit the US, Jack and Boogie were my 1st Team All Stars for dropping from it. Their resistance astounds me to no end.
My Corona-chan hitlist is Jack, Bex Gerber, & Chantal. I didn't think about Boogie, but as much as I follow his antics I don't actively wish he'd get coof'd because I really don't care.

9/10 people I know who got it were actively working at actual jobs when they contracted it (& these were all relatively young & healthy people who got knocked on their ass for several weeks), so of course the laziest fucks on the planet (Jack, Bex Gerber the fake-Latina, fake-Jew Disney-obsesed turned recently fat stoner, "Foodie Beauty" the super-morbidly-obeast junk food addict also recently-turned stoner) don't get it.

I know life isn't fair, but come on, Corona-chan.
i was wondering about that. when you dangle your arm to the side, your hand isn't clenched like the way jack's dead hand always is unless you actually close it. and when he let go of the smoker gun his hand slowly went back into a clench

i find it odd that his dead hand's natural position is in an almost full clench. unless this is a thing when it comes to strokes?

i believe he's 52 or 53
It is actually a stroke thing. I've seen a couple old folks who wear a glove that keeps their hand from clenching. I don't understand how anyone would refuse to use one to decrease discomfort, because we all know what a big baby Jack is.

Re: "Jack should get a sling"---a year & a half ago I tripped on a steep hill & smashed my shoulder right on the edge of a concrete step at exactly the wrong angle, dislocating it & snapping that shit right in half. One surgey, a plate, & fifteen screws later, I was released with a sling & told I couldn't wear a cast because of where the break was. I learned very quickly that bone heals much faster (& better) than tendons or ligaments, because when I started not wearing the sling around the house, gravity combined with the dead weight of my gimp arm tore those muscles like Jack's Wolverine claws on raw pulled pork.

With the way he lets his dead arm just hang there (when he's not resting it on his gut), I'd be shocked if he had an intact rotator cuff.
the funniest thing about the mask signs is that they aren't even enforced. the CDC signs read "MASK REQUIRED TO ENTER THIS BUSINESS (in fine print) *if you want to slow the spread of COVID-19" no one doing a last minute stop at the grocery store after work is going to get kicked out and banned because they don't have or forgot a mask

it's specifically designed to piss off and deter people like jack that are driving around town in protest trying to act like everything is a gigantic hoax by the government
some stores (mainly supermarkets) actually do enforce the mask rule and have turned people like jack away for refusing to wear one

at least where i live that's the case
the government orders where I live have been very carefully worded to be misconstrued. For example, there's a government order that essential business are required to post signage that masks are required to enter. There's nothing in the order that masks are actually required, though - only the signage is required. People, of course, then assume masks are legally required, but they aren't. I assume this is because the vast majority of localities don't want to get in the tedious business of literally playing mask police when they can be clever with legal language instead.
My area has all the signage as well, but most stores in my area will actually refuse entry. Initially some of the higher-end grocery stores hired armed security guards to enforce it, but now they just have employees follow maskless Karens around the grocery store until they comply. Which is hilarious.

Whether or not Tennesee is just playing fast & loose with legal language or actually enforcing mask-wearing, Jack is too lazy (before he had two useless stroke stumps for legs) to go into a store himself, & I doubt Big T will film any pushback she gets from a poor minimum wageslave like Jack would.
 
From the plebbit.

Jack licking the sperm off his beard.

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I'm gonna powerlevel here for a bit, but it is relevant. My father had a massive stroke six years ago that affected both sides of his brain. He couldn't walk or even really move and he could barely talk.

We were told that it would take a few years for him to recover to a mostly functional state, but he worked his ass off in therapy and about year later he had regained most of his function, walking on his own and talking just fine, not to mention dropping a shit ton of weight from following his strict diet and the therapy.

I showed my dad some post stroke Jack videos and the first thing he noticed was that Jack had gotten fatter and hadn't done anything to help himself.
 
I'm gonna powerlevel here for a bit, but it is relevant. My father had a massive stroke six years ago that affected both sides of his brain. He couldn't walk or even really move and he could barely talk.

We were told that it would take a few years for him to recover to a mostly functional state, but he worked his ass off in therapy and about year later he had regained most of his function, walking on his own and talking just fine, not to mention dropping a shit ton of weight from following his strict diet and the therapy.

I showed my dad some post stroke Jack videos and the first thing he noticed was that Jack had gotten fatter and hadn't done anything to help himself.
for most people, like your father, suffering a stroke/heart attack/etc is a wake up call that changes need to be made. not everyone succeeds in changing everything about their lifestyle but at least they try. jack didn't even bother

he did PT for a few weeks and then quit because he was lazy and he probably didn't want to pay for it. and since his stroke, he's continued on with his shit diet of eating out everyday and has clearly gotten fatter. if he had continued on with the PT he at least would've likely gained close to full use of his arm back. with how lazy he is, he probably loves the fact that he no longer has to drive, run errands, and stuff like that. as long as jack is able to shove fast food down his throat, he'll be happy
 
If you've ever worked any service job at all, or even sympathize with people who do, you watch this fat, disgusting ball of grease being a rude, shitty Karen to anyone he encounters, churlishly filming without asking and otherwise being a grotesquely obese glutton.
Yeah, choking and the obvious shit aside, this is something I find really gross about Jack. Like a ton of others, I've been a server to get through college, and the job can be really rough. But this be-donged Karen imposes his entitled garbage attitude like they're NPCs.

The actual NPCs in this situation appear to be Jack's 'buddies' that spend their afternoon grinning through one of his inept cooking experiments. That stuff's just bizarre. It's like looking at a parallel universe populated entirely by retarded mannequins.
 
From the plebbit.

Jack licking the sperm off his beard.

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It actually makes me slightly ill every time he chows down in his videos; I've seen people paralyzed from the neck down that don't slobber and drool as much while eating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat in such a way (except Tammy).

Yeah, choking and the obvious shit aside, this is something I find really gross about Jack. Like a ton of others, I've been a server to get through college, and the job can be really rough. But this be-donged Karen imposes his entitled garbage attitude like they're NPCs.

The actual NPCs in this situation appear to be Jack's 'buddies' that spend their afternoon grinning through one of his inept cooking experiments. That stuff's just bizarre. It's like looking at a parallel universe populated entirely by retarded mannequins.

You gotta keep in mind that Jack has (probably) never actually had a 'job' - at most, he was radio DJ (and not a very good one). Jack has the mentality of a spoiled preppy bitch and he has never worked for anything substantial, so he can't relate to the staff and can only see them as automatons. His countless Jack on the Go vids provide insight on how poorly he really relates with the staff and how he cannot fathom any mistake that can occur with his order.


Speaking of Jack on the Go, I was looking through his older uploads and found one where he goes to a spa:


Reminder that this vid is 10 years old and takes place in California. It was odd to me because, while Jack still acts like a dumbass (such as spilling his coffee all over the floor), everyone seems a lot happier and easy-going? IDK maybe it's just me but it makes me wonder about what Jack would be like if he hadn't moved to Tennessee.
 
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Speaking of Jack on the Go, I was looking through his older uploads and found one where he goes to a spa:


Reminder that this vid is 10 years old and takes place in California. It was odd to me because, while Jack still acts like a dumbass (such as spilling his coffee all over the floor), everyone seems a lot happier and easy-going? IDK maybe it's just me but it makes me wonder about what Jack would be like if he hadn't moved to Tennessee.

I always notice this too. He did seem a lot happier in his videos from 2009 to 2014-ish. I guess it's probably because at that time he felt pretty good about himself. His channel was at its peak and he had his sauce in a modest number of Walmart stores. Compare that to today where he usually only gets 4-5k views on a video, the main engagement he gets on his pages comes from trolls, he humiliated himself on a TV show, he sells a few bottles of sauce a month if he's lucky, he can't drive, he can't use his dominant arm much at all. He's probably depressed and I don't blame him.
 
I always notice this too. He did seem a lot happier in his videos from 2009 to 2014-ish. I guess it's probably because at that time he felt pretty good about himself. His channel was at its peak and he had his sauce in a modest number of Walmart stores. Compare that to today where he usually only gets 4-5k views on a video, the main engagement he gets on his pages comes from trolls, he humiliated himself on a TV show, he sells a few bottles of sauce a month if he's lucky, he can't drive, he can't use his dominant arm much at all. He's probably depressed and I don't blame him.
he actually put effort into his youtube channel during the CA years

he would always engage with people in the comments, take requests for videos, etc. stuff like that to get his audience involved, which is key for any "average joe" youtuber like jack. there were also YT meetups he would attend in LA with other youtubers so he was also trying to gain popularity for his channel that way. southern CA is as diverse as it gets in terms of food, so the JOTG videos weren't 98% bbq and burger places like they've been in TN. jack would actually eat at authentic asian, mexican, and middle eastern places and he always had the same crew of friends with him

he's always been awful at cooking and he's always been a piece of shit karen, but when he lived in CA he put effort into his videos and you could say he was doing pretty well. the move to TN is when jack's YT career started going to complete shit
 
He's cringy in every imaginable way. If you're on his side politically he's a fucking embarrassment. If you have even boomer-tier cooking skills, he's cringy as hell to watch. If you've ever worked any service job at all, or even sympathize with people who do, you watch this fat, disgusting ball of grease being a rude, shitty Karen to anyone he encounters, churlishly filming without asking and otherwise being a grotesquely obese glutton. Then there's his disgusting eating habits, his lip smacking white trash gurglings, the repulsive thing where he sticks his tongue out like he's deep throating the food like the gargantuan homosexual he is. He can't even go to a normal church, he has to pick one run by a literal murderer. The man literally doesn't have a single redeeming feature other than hopefully he'll die soon.

And as if this isn't bad enough, he may be the only right wing male nutjob alive who makes the beta cuck soy grimace expression.

It's very amusing how he's not good at ANYTHING. Even the thing he bases his identity around, cooking, he's fucking abysmal at.

He's not even good at eating, the food drips out of his gaping maw because he tries to eat half a burger in one bite. The man is literally useless. The fact that he managed to pass on his genes should be proof to all the incels out there that there is hope. If Jack Scalfani can do it, anyone can.
 
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