Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Sounds like Brenna uses a lot of vicodin and xanax and she listed her excuses. View attachment 1379576

did her doctor not tell her that hashimotos is a type of hypothyroidism? Or did she just decide to add that in because she thinks everyone is stupid enough to not notice

Glad I wasn't the only one to spot that! From my reading of Ms Spang's pity post, I go for the latter - its 'another' to add to the list after all
PL for context - I have this - and tbh most of the issues she's written on that list are common symptoms/side effects especially if you are not medicated enough (also common)
I'd maybe give her ADHD (meh) asthma and shingles as not caused by or likely caused by deficient thyroid
Attention-seeking mare

Isn’t it dangerous to not give meat to a toddler? Don’t they develop conditions due to lack of protein or iron?

If that is that toddlers daily diet or thereabouts, I wouldn't want to be that kid
While that diet might seem relatively healthy for a grown adult, its pretty dire for a growing infant
Its mostly carbs! At least there is a little protein in the egg (and PB) and calcium in the milk, but not enough - unless she's actively substituting the lack of meat for high-quality proteins that child won't grow well
Iron could be an issue; it's available in dark green veg but it's not as readily absorbed as meat-based sources

It can be done but it seems more from that list she's not sufficiently substituting

 

[mellifluous]

Mommy-jacking in an ALR group, wtf?
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In what world does anyone give a shit what your toddler eats?

Facebook mums are an interesting crowd.

A relative was like this: talking about the oh-so-healthy diet she feeds her children and all of the activities she did with them so she could receive asspats from all the other perfect mums. Problem is she spent so much time on Facebook boasting about this stuff that she'd just park her children in front of the TV all day, feed them microwave chips and sweets and ignore them for her phone. The house was a shit-tip as well.

If you feel the need to boast about how much of an amazing mum you are on Facebook, chances are you're not as great as you're making out.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

rate me late but I sincerely am fascinated by the existence of these clown commissions. I want one just to satiate my curiosity. these things look Cursed, especially without their clothing and she has more pictures of them naked than with their little outfits.

... Someone do a clown doll review. Is the quality of the dolls decent? Are they this cursed in person? Is her house covered in these things in various stages of assembly??

Can you imagine? Body parts everywhere - no matter the room, some part of creepy clown is there, waiting for you. In the kitchen, getting a coffee and Danish? headless clown on the table, judging you. On the crapper? detached eyes staring at you from the edge of the tub. I wouldn't be at all surprised if one day they became sentient, tied themselves together in some kind of nightmarish way, and killed her and her husband. Police would have no suspects and no clues, and the creep factor would be so high they'd probably just burn the entire house down, saying it was for the best.

 

[hunnybuns]

I’m dying. our very own Charlie Gold Wannabe Octavia getting awfully offended. Maybe it’s cause, you know, the first video is right



i’M nOt ThAt BiG. come on then, Marissa, upload a full body pic to show us how not big you really are : ))

 

[repentance]

Sounds like Brenna uses a lot of vicodin and xanax and she listed her excuses. View attachment 1379576

You can pick the munchies a mile away by the way they include transient things in their list of diagnoses to create the impression that they're dealing with all of these conditions all of the time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

You can pick the munchies a mile away by the way they include transient things in their list of diagnoses to create the impression that they're dealing with all of these conditions all of the time.

Munchie motto: the more, the merrier.

 

[50000 sneks]

So....this is normal, then? Good to know

It’s not something ALL women have, but yeah, it’s normal and easily treated. Commonly used as an excuse to not work out.

 

[C3PBRO]

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i’M nOt ThAt BiG. come on then, Marissa, upload a full body pic to show us how not big you really are : ))

I found one!

Though it's difficult to tell just how fat she is with that sweater cleverly tied around her waist. Women and their wily ways!

Joey Kagan is posting to the "Discuss" group every single day, sometimes multiple times per day. And comments on nearly every single post. He's a painfully unfunny hanger-on, and seems obsessed with debunking literally anything ALR says or does, right down to whether or not ALR's mom actually appears in pictures with her;

Nobody fucking cares;

He's dating/dated a mtf troon, imagine my shock;

Spoiler: more of joey's lunacy

I don't know what's happened to Eric Townsend. Maybe he was just a haydur bot all along and he's short-circuited and is just spewing ALR buzzwords all over the place. At least I hope it's that, because if it isn't, it's just an actual person trying really, really hard to be funny.

 

[raritycunt]

I found one!
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Though it's difficult to tell just how fat she is with that sweater cleverly tied around her waist. Women and their wily ways!

Joey Kagan is posting to the "Discuss" group every single day, sometimes multiple times per day. And comments on nearly every single post. He's a painfully unfunny hanger-on, and seems obsessed with debunking literally anything ALR says or does, right down to whether or not ALR's mom actually appears in pictures with her;
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Nobody fucking cares;
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He's dating/dated a mtf troon, imagine my shock;
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Spoiler: more of joey's lunacy

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I don't know what's happened to Eric Townsend. Maybe he was just a haydur bot all along and he's short-circuited and is just spewing ALR buzzwords all over the place. At least I hope it's that, because if it isn't, it's just an actual person trying really, really hard to be funny.
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I said it before but I’ll say it again: the men in those groups are somehow MORE cringy than the women

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I said it before but I’ll say it again: the men in those groups are somehow MORE cringy than the women

They're the physical embodiment of the douche chills.

 

[Clown Baby]

I found one!
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Though it's difficult to tell just how fat she is with that sweater cleverly tied around her waist. Women and their wily ways!

Joey Kagan is posting to the "Discuss" group every single day, sometimes multiple times per day. And comments on nearly every single post. He's a painfully unfunny hanger-on, and seems obsessed with debunking literally anything ALR says or does, right down to whether or not ALR's mom actually appears in pictures with her;
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Nobody fucking cares;
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He's dating/dated a mtf troon, imagine my shock;
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Spoiler: more of joey's lunacy

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I don't know what's happened to Eric Townsend. Maybe he was just a haydur bot all along and he's short-circuited and is just spewing ALR buzzwords all over the place. At least I hope it's that, because if it isn't, it's just an actual person trying really, really hard to be funny.
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We're all a little skeptical about the diagnosis and a little confused on the timeline with these pre-recorded videos but Joey Kagan is going full Pepe Silvia over this shit. He's chopping vegetables into dainty bites and dating trannies because he wants to live in Amber's skin.

 

[hunnybuns]

I said it before but I’ll say it again: the men in those groups are somehow MORE cringy than the women

you know those guys that are really fat and ugly, but somehow still the most picky with women? Like they feel like they deserve a fit supermodel woman, even though they shower once a week and probably haven’t seen their dick since puberty?

yeah, those are the male ALR haydurs.

 

[Amber’s period hole]

you know those guys that are really fat and ugly, but somehow still the most picky with women? Like they feel like they deserve a fit supermodel woman, even though they shower once a week and probably haven’t seen their dick since puberty?

yeah, those are the male ALR haydurs.

By “picky with women” do you mean “faggots”? If yes, you’re spot on.

 

[hunnybuns]

Here’s a compilation of the FB haydurss bragging about their weight compared to ALR/foodie booty


Bonus: my personal favorite. “We’re morbidly obese too but they WISH they looked like us

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The first one raises a valid question, though. I'd guess because it isn't just weight that appears all at once, but gradually builds up so fatty gets accustomed to hauling extra people-weight around every damn day. Is there something wrong in their head that they just can't feel how that happens, or see it in a mirror? Not everyone can 100% have body dysmorphia, I'd think.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

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Here’s a compilation of the FB haydurss bragging about their weight compared to ALR/foodie booty

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Bonus: my personal favorite. “We’re morbidly obese too but they WISH they looked like us

If any of you lovely fb posters are in here and starting to feel anxious, don't worry. I've created a template for you so you can reap your pitiful likes more quickly. Saves you the brain-strain, and it's just as original:

"Heehee guys I weigh ___lbs less than her and I'm ___'___,"
and even I don't look like that! [insert emoji here], oh my god!"

+Bonus points if you tack on a plea for attention poorly disguised as an expression of sympathy.
Chop, chop! Less typing, more snacking.

 

[C3PBRO]

Resident simp Joey Kagan can't possibly contain all of his unsubstantiated gossip and sperging to Facebook;

Not sure what he means by "a few Amber related issues" necessitating anonymity, he did not elaborate in the comments (the original thread has since been deleted).

Sassy Assassin, who was successfully boollied out of the FB groups for being fat is back telling Chantal if she "can't take the heat" to get off social media;

Update; as recently as yesterday Lisa Gladigan is still fat and exceptional-looking.

 

[Frogamber]

I like how he says he wants to make an anonymous yt channel to make videos on Amber, but announces it and will probably advertise like crazy on facebook with probably a lot of private info attached to his profile, damn those people ain't smart...

 

[BansheeQ]

I hate people who leave essay length comments on youtube channels, I am not reading your emotional vomit Karen. Also Joey Kagan needs to get a life and a job, the straight men who orbit the amberverse piss me off the most.

 

[Pippeyy]

I hope Joey gets very personally upset and says the same point in every single video when Amber continues being Amber. That will be so fresh and exciting in the reaction world.