TLoU2 - Gay Panic in the Time of Plague (Video Game Edition, not Real Life) - June 19, 2020(?) - ???


















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Kermit the Frog said:
I cannot believe how unappealing that sex scene is. And it's not just because the girl has those weird muscle girl tits that totally look like pecs. Has anybody at Naughty Dog ever had sex? Anyway, here it is if you want to see it.
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Also, the ending of the game was spoiled, too. You know things are bad when not even the redditors can defend it. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/hayfxt/the_ending/
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lmao that is so fucking digsuting
 
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He's being exceptionally childish mature about the lesbian kissing scene. He even pulled up the PS4 overlay at some point.

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This man has some serious issues. Something or someone hurt him real bad at some point.
 
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Edit: Afterwards he twice called this scene "stupid" and "the stupidest shit"
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I love how much money he spends on things he doesn’t like.
The trailers alone should’ve made it clear this wasn’t going to be a game for him....yet it’s a triple A release so he HAS to play it and just have a miserable time.....I’ve never seen someone willingly put themselves through something quite like this

the absolute best part of all this is phil has repeatedly said over the last year he won’t go out of his way for dating side content in games, but doesn’t care if it’s part of the main story, and his asshole tightens up the second romance is in the main story of a game. He’s just immature no way around it.

“maybe if you’re into this kiddie shit”

isn’t the main girl in the game 19 years old? Why would a 19 year old have a mature adult relationship like Darksy Dephil....
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I love how much money he spends on things he doesn’t like.
The trailers alone should’ve made it clear this wasn’t going to be a game for him....yet it’s a triple A release so he HAS to play it and just have a miserable time.....I’ve never seen someone willingly put themselves through something quite like this
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He's over $100 in tips, $150 in cheers, and $130 in subs (with most of those coming from new guppy OnlyIcedCoffee). That's why he plays it.
 
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Leave it to Phil to think that two girls (fictional ones at that) kissing is something to feel embarrassed about, but being paid $200 a day to wear a stupid vest while being an overweight, alcoholic, 38 year-old man with utterly abysmal gaming skills in a sham marriage who recently filed for bankruptcy, can't cook for himself, and has a crippling addiction to gacha isn't.

(And I didn't even cover everything I could have roasted him with right there.)

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Of course he thinks genuine affection, passion and love between two people is stupid. He knows nothing about those things.
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What's really telling is that even a lot of people who have never experienced those things don't act like that.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
The homophobia is showing, dave.
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It's such a mixed bag (dood).

Is he complaining about it because he's a loveless eunuch incel?

Is he a bigot?

Does he have to cover his arousal at seeing two women suck face to keep Kat from rattling the jar she keeps his balls in?

Is it all three?

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He's over $100 in tips, $150 in cheers, and $130 in subs (with most of those coming from new guppy OnlyIcedCoffee). That's why he plays it.
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But he could’ve made comparable money playing a game he might get some slight tingle of enjoyment out of as opposed to this game he hated probably before he booted up.

like phil skips games, ones his fans ask him to play and ones hyped up, he’s not choosing to play this game because it’s going to make him more money than another, he’s playing it because it’s the current Triple A release game and his mind is trapped in this eternal loop of buying every big game regardless what actually interests him.

All I know is this playthrough is going to be an absolute train wreck, and it’s only the warm up to cyberpunk later in the year. It’s clear this dude just can’t handle anything remotely sexual. Can’t wait for his reaction to the sex scene compared to that text he had about it lol


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It's such a mixed bag (dood).

Is he complaining about it because he's a loveless eunuch incel?

Is he a bigot?

Does he have to cover his arousal at seeing two women suck face to keep Kat from rattling the jar she keeps his balls in?

Is it all three?

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That really is the weirdest thing. This dude is such a weird alien I can’t comprehend what part of this shit is making him so damn uncomfortable and angry.
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
He got triggered by lesbians smoking weed and making out.
Just imagine how old Phil would've reacted.

"Aw yeah, take her top off. Lets see those Jewish titties, babe! Hava Nagila? More like, Havin a sex scene! ACK ACK ACK!"
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Perfect example of the grass is always greener, he got mocked for years for making immature sexual jokes. Little did we know the alternative was uncomfortable boomer shaking he fist at kissing
 
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Phil doesn't experience any passion, love or happiness in any of his own relationships so he can't imagine other people having those things in theirs. Normal family photo? It's fake, that guy is too happy! Lesbian couple having an intimate moment? This is stupid and a waste of time!
Yes, it doesn't really have anything to do with a game that takes during a zombie apocalypse, and The Last of Us 2 is going full on "zombies?" with its shitty, boring story but goddamn there's nothing wrong with some moments of humanity thrown in every once in a while. Phil calls people mocking an awful, badly executed sex scene immature kids, but then he reacts to normal scenes like there's something outlandish going on. What a strange pigroach.
 
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