The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Also, as someone who frequents gyms, Abby looks like a female bodybuilder, complete with T injections. Holy FUCK.

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This game.

THIS FUCKING GAME.

NAMES TWO DOGS THAT YOU KILL AS ELLIE IN ABBY'S GAMEPLAY LOOP, TO TRY AND MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING THEM.

BITCH.

I DO NOT CARE.

MATI me this is the most low-effort tear bait I've ever seen
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Yeah...true and honest women ALWAYS bend over the sawhorse to take it in the asshole when the guy they are with suddenly has an urge to fuck. Sorry all the virgins who produced this shit, but anal sex is NOT the go-to act the first time a man and a woman hook up. And that leaked scene was buttfucking, no question about it. Dude looks like a lady.
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Actually in a post-apocalyptic situation with limited access to supplies, assfucking would likely become much more prevalent than vaginal, to reduce the odds of an unwanted and potentially deadly pregnancy. Even if you could find condoms in a wasteland you'd probably want to use them for more utilitarian things than keeping baby batter out of the oven. Just sayin, that might be one of the few things they got right in this shit heap of a game.
 
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Sithis said:
Actually in a post-apocalyptic situation with limited access to supplies, assfucking would likely become much more prevalent than vaginal, to reduce the odds of an unwanted and potentially deadly pregnancy. Even if you could find condoms in a wasteland you'd probably want to use them for more utilitarian things than keeping baby batter out of the oven. Just sayin, that might be one of the few things they got right in this shit heap of a game.
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Then why the fuck is two different women getting pregnant by casual sex two different plot points.

You underestimate Cuckmann's power.
 
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Atomsk said:
Abby's voice does not match her character whatsoever. Even wearing multiple layers of clothing, you can see how muscular she is.
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That is because

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Not to interrupt with Weeb Wars shit but think about it. A much more vocally skilled actor can't get work, yet this second rate voice actress who can only do two voices minimum and her little friends keep getting hired. There's something in the water in Texas.

They should have gotten a troon for Abby but nooooope.

Also I'm reminded of the fact that she did the Bioshock song. Yikes.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
No you weren't, nigga.
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Neil Druckmann thanks you for your contribution. You think he gives a shit if the sales figures are 50% ironic? Every purchase is a step closer to his next job.

Fuckers need to absolutely stop giving money to assholes who hate them. Stop giving money to companies who give jobs to assholes who hate you. The situation is bad enough with the rich backers funding this bullshit. At least stop siphoning your own money into that pipeline. Not one dime.

Piracy exists. If ever there was a morally justified reason to use it, it's this. If you absolutely have to experience this thing for yourself, ironically or to review or whatever, at least don't pay for the privilege of Druckmann pissing in your face. If you're into that, there are hookers you can hire who will be far less insufferable and cause a lot less damage.
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That's pretty much my opinion on the subject. People who buy this shit and come on to say how much it hurt their little bleeding heart to play it, well: You're part of the problem.

The only moral to be learned from this is to vote with your goddamn wallet instead of giving up after 5 minutes. Game's probably going on PSPlus for nothing within a year or two just like everything else Naughty Dog has made. Only thing you're paying for is to get your ass fucked by Neill Druckmann vicariously through the character you're forced to play (Abby), and no doubt he finds that absolutely hilarious.
 
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That Chris Guy said:
That's pretty much my opinion on the subject. People who buy this shit and come on to say how much it hurt their little bleeding heart to play it, well: You're part of the problem.

The only moral to be learned from this is to vote with your goddamn wallet instead of giving up after 5 minutes. Game's probably going on PSPlus for nothing within a year or two just like everything else Naughty Dog has made. Only thing you're paying for is to get your ass fucked by Neill Druckmann vicariously through the character you're forced to play (Abby), and no doubt he finds that absolutely hilarious.
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Such is the infinite suffering of the gamer. Addicted to the very thing that causes such immense grief in an industry helplessly ravaged by entropy. They can never break free from their chains, doomed to repeat the same mistake over and over.
 
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