Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
voiceguy,
Autism240 said:
Brad Watson_Miami said: ↑
voiceguy,

Google it, 13021208621121207 nuts74.

I'm glad Autism240 saved your original post because I went through a lot of effort for this. Okay, here we go. Google attempt #1:



Hmmm...That didn't work. Maybe I should remove the 74, that's just more of his silly adding. Google attempt #2:



Well, that didn't help much. Good to know I can buy fresh nuts online though. Let's try taking out the word nuts. Google attempt #3:



Still no better -- and I lost the link to buy fresh nuts. Oh, wait. He probably wanted me to decode it first. Let's see -- his little autistic brain thinks O=0, so that would make it....Google attempt #4:



A little better but still confusing. Does he mean he says a mouthful on his blogs? Is trying to get me into 2Pac? Maybe I should put the nuts back. Google attempt #5:



Lug nuts? What? Of course that book Living Lies sounds like it could be about Brad. I wonder...

Of course, as I was going through all of this you deleted your original post because you realized you made a mistake and added a new post with the correct code. Are you that big of a coward, Brad? Are you that afraid to admit you made a mistake? Come on,dude, confession is good for the soul. Own up to your mistake and apologize as I have done...twice. And own up to the YHWH mistake while you're at it. And if you are going to insult people in this forum, grow up and use your big boy words instead of cowering behind a second grade code and hoping we won't figure it out.
 
This is just getting sad now. Even more so than before you were banned. Also good to know I've been bumped up to a 1000 year sentence. Could you just make it infinite? I would rather be one with the endless dark.

This is going to come out extremely, extremely A-logish but do you get off on this Brad? I see no other explanation in which you belittle others and feel better about yourself for what little accomplishments you've done. Also if you want exposure you should ally with the Westboro Baptist Church. You practically have the same end goal.
 
Brad: Some of your sentences are "reincarnated as a non-human for X years". Is this where furries/otherkin come from?

On that note, I know someone who took ayahuasca and they became a wolf (in their mind, not irl) and got to run around as a wolf for a while and it sounded awesome. So I'm not sure if nonhuman is always a punishment unless you end up like a mosquito or something. Also, what are your thoughts on ayahuasca?
 
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voiceguy,

YHWH = Yehowah is correct. I chose an unconventional way to teach you and the other 111402 851419 here Gematria(8,84).

Brad, Brad, Brad. I guess you chose not to use the spoiler button when I was trying to get you to see your error. I really hate double-posting and hate the fact that some of my posts run long, but apparently if I don't put it right there on the page for you to see then you ignore it. To re-itierate:
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How to pronounce the name YHWH
But the angel of YHWH said to him, "Why do you ask my name, seeing it is incomprehensible?" — Judges 13:18

The name YHWH is very old and we may assume that the source texts that later added up to the Torah we now have contained it. And it is equally likely that the Book of the Covenant, which Moses read aloud to the Israelites, contained it too (Exodus 24:7). But at some point in time, people began to believe that the name YHWH was so holy, that normal mortals better not pronounce it. In stead, wherever the text called for YHWH, a reader would pronounce the Hebrew word for lord: Adonai. And so, what started out as a wonderfully pious idea made the pronunciation of God's personal name vanish from human consciousness.

Here at Abarim Publications, we prefer to transliterate God's name directly to the unpronounceable "YHWH," and whenever we're called to read it out loud, we say adonai or lord.

The name YHWH in the Bible
YHWH is the second creation Name of God. God's Name changes from Elohim to YHWH Elohim in Genesis 2:4 and the reason for this change is examined in our article on the Chaotic Set Theory.

As told by Joel M. Hoffman Ph.D. in his delightful and riveting book In the Beginning: A Short History of the Hebrew Language, the Hebrews were the first to incorporate vowels in their written text, and by doing this the previously esoteric art of writing and reading became available to the masses. The seemingly casual command to 'write' something on doors or foreheads included the invention of a writing system that could be learned by everybody. A very big deal, and resulting in the most powerful tool of data preservation up to this common age.

Hebrew theology is by far the most influential ever, and this is in part due to the Hebrew invention of vowel notation. This power (this theology) contrasted others by use of the vowel notation, using symbols that were already used and until then only represented consonants, namely the letters ו (waw), י (yod) and ה (he). And to give an example: the word דוד is either the word dod, meaning beloved (and the ו is a vowel), or it is the word dud, meaning jar (and the ו is again a vowel), or it is the word dawid, which is the name David (and the ו is a consonant).

These letters became markers for both the Hebrew identity and the Hebrew religion, including the various names for God. One of these names is the famous Tetragrammaton יהוה (YHWH) which actually exists only of vowels, and is utterly exceptional in many ways, including the fact that we don't know how to pronounce it (if it contains of only vowels, it may have sounded like: AAEEIIOOUU!!).

The word אל (El) was the name of the prominent Canaanite god, whose name was either derived of or became the common word for god in general. The plural of this word is אלים; gods. With the addition of the letter ה, creating the word אלהים, the Hebrews not only stated essential monotheism (by naming a single God after the plural word "gods") but also marked their God as theirs: Elohim is the singular pantheon of the vowel-people.

Something similar occurred when the name of patriarch Abram (אברם) was expanded with the he into Abraham אברהם, and the name of matriarch Sarai (שרי) was expanded with the he to Sarah (שרה).

Etymology of the name YHWH
The name YHWH may be an artificial construct of the Hebrew language's available vowels, which would be equivalent to our AEIOU (and even if the name YHWH existed before the Hebrews began to note vowels, they may have chosen for their vowel-symbols the letters that made up the name of their God). But it may also be a proper word, derived of some verb, that coincidentally came out existing of only vowels. If that is so, the etymology of YHWH is utterly unclear, and therefore subject to much debate.

The key scene in this respect seems to be Exodus 3:13-15, where God names Himself first: אהיה אשר אהיה (I AM WHO I AM), then אהיה (I AM), and finally יהוה (YHWH) and states that this is his name forever and a memorial name to all generations.

It has been long supposed that YHWH was derived from the verb that is used to make I AM, namely היה (haya), meaning to be or to become, or rather from an older form and rare synonym of haya, namely הוה, hawa, hence y-hawa or yahweh, the proper imperfect of the verb, thus rendering the name either BEING or HE IS. (But note that the Hebrew language is far more dynamic than our modern languages. The verb to be indicates an action that intimately reveals the nature of the one who is doing the acting. For more on this, see our article To Be Is To Do):
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Brad, you know nothing about Hebrew, yet you think you can make interpretations about things written in our language. Yehowah is not a correct interpretation. The closest we can come to any interpretation of how to pronounce YHWH is Yahweh. Of course Yahweh only adds up to 70. Yehowah adds up to 85, but you discount the value of O so it will be 70 as well and you can then proclaim it's the same thing. It is not, and just your saying it doesn't make it so. But neither of them adds up to 74 which is your God-number.

Now that I think of it, why do you add up the numbers of other words, but not the numbers for God? That would make the God-number 26 in Standard Gematria or 11 in your twisted version of it. How about it, Brad? If you are adding up the numbers in other words, then you have to add up the numbers in the word God. As I've stated before, and I'll say it again, you can't have it both ways.
 
How does your sequal/prequel fit with those parts of the Bible that declare it complete and damn those who would add to it? Rev 22:18, deut 12:32 etc.
I AM not deleting any scenes or editing an installment of Star Wars. I AM fulfilling Rev 5:1-10:11 and providing the sequel/prequel to it and the Qur'an. It's also very scientific and "reveals secrets kept since the foundation of this world."

Is your book divinely inspired or is it a commentry? Is it canon? And you seem to fit this from Deut 13:
I have repetitively stated, "With GOD's constant help, I have fulfilled prophecy..."

*Your number theories are new and strange and were clearly not taught by Paul- we have his Epistles and they do not contain your weird number stuff.
Wrong. Saul/Paul wrote in Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek. (Maybe Latin?) Those three languages all used gematria/isopsephy (google that). Do some homework before acting like you know what you're talking about. And my "weird number stuff" is called science.

You also seem obsessed with finding signs in the Bible rather than a simple literal truth and you make frequent claims to know our future fates.
Ok, here's "a simple literal truth"...

I AM the Christ returned.

Now what exactly did that five word sentence accomplish?
You look like a heretic to me.
"Jesus the Nazarene the King of the Judeans" was found "guilty of heresy" by the Jewish leaders and "guilty of sedition" by the Roman leaders in the early hours of Friday April 7, 30 BC. The convicted criminal was then lashed 39 times and crucified - he lived through the torture. The 2nd Coming of the Christ would logically also come across as being heretical of orthodox religion and would promote rebellion towards an unjust political and economic system.


Synchronism: 4/24/15 16:18 *Believe me captain, immortality is mostly boring." - Zefrain Cochren on Metamorphosis, Star Trek

Chipmunk's Bounty,

Look, you insist on being spoon-fed, so my teaching is not for you - you are not worthy. Good-bye.

At least you weren't rude and you're not getting Judged.
 
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Ok, here's "a simple literal truth"...

I AM the Christ returned.

Now what exactly did that five word sentence accomplish?

It identifies you as a fraud. The Christ sent by God was patient, kind, and humble. You are none of these things. The Christ sent by God was a great teacher who answered the questions of both the highest scholars and the smallest of children. You don't do that. The Christ sent by God gave his greatest attention to those who society considered marginal. You don't do that.

If you are claiming to be Christ, it is a very, very easy claim to disprove. You'd be on steadier ground claiming to be Carrot Top.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, I am offended that you did not answer my question. Perhaps this info graphic will help.
Are-you-happy-.jpg

I have a feeling he will just keeping picking "no" and continue doing whatever the hell he is trying to do on this thread.
 
Chipmunk's Bounty,

Look, you insist on being spoon-fed, so my teaching is not for you - you are not worthy. Good-bye.

At least you weren't rude and you're not getting Judged.
Not my fault you make your book impossible to find. Seems like your gospel should be spread far and wide if you want it believed, not buried on an internet forum where you hand down judgments.
 
Freemasons uniquely define GOD as the Grand Architect of this Universe (G.A.O.T.U.). Note this alignment...

G.A.O.T.U.=64
YHWH=64
Avraham=64 (Lincoln=64, he was 6'4" and reelected in '64)
Moriah=64
Zion=64
Israel=64
mother=64
chosen=64
 
Freemasons uniquely define GOD as the Grand Architect of this Universe (G.A.O.T.U.). Note this alignment...

G.A.O.T.U.=64
YHWH=64
Avraham=64 (Lincoln=64, he was 6'4" and reelected in '64)
Moriah=64
Zion=64
Israel=64
mother=64
chosen=64


I hate to tell you this, but removing a letter from a word doesn't actually make it any better. Also, alignments, numbers and stuff don't mean jack shit.
 
It's also very scientific

You obviously don't understand what "science" means.

Again, you have put forth no actual proof, and are just trusting that we will take your word for it.

I suggest you leave now.

Or what? You're going to make up some more shit about how he's cursed or something?

When you get to the gates, Brad, St. Peter is gonna turn you right around.
 
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Oh, I see he deleted his little edit quote of me in numerical bullshit. Did anybody take a pic?
 
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