Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[salmonellajack]

"Bacon is natural so it's healthy"

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



Edit:

Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this

Putting more pre-packaged seasoning on sausage. Fucking gross.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

"I don't know what I'm talking about, here." -Jack Scalfani

Never really been too crazy about bacon and I prefer it when it in limited quantities during prep/playing second fiddle in the meal. I have seen some cool bacon explosions, but this beast they cooked up makes me feel slightly ill. It ain't right.

I think I'll go ahead and rinse my eyeballs out with some Malcom Reed. The food's guaranteed to toss you in a grave, but at least it'll taste fucking awesome. Anyone got any good BBQ channel recs?

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Putting more pre-packaged seasoning on sausage. Fucking gross.

Yeah and all the seasoning he added is real salty. Hopefully this is one of his recipes that we get a salt and calories count on. We've seen a weeks worth of salt from one dish already. This could smash that record.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

"Bacon is natural so it's healthy"

bacon is keto as fuck

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



Edit:

Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this

Why the heck does he uses salted seasonings on already salted sausages?

Does he WANT another stroke? Is he suicidal?

As for the dish, I can't imagine how bad it is. I like all the components, but not together like that. Must be awful.

 

[Aaway]

the best part is that he's likely the only one who's going to eat it

tammy wouldn't be interested and jack jr might have a little piece. that thing is gonna be jack's dinner and lunch for a few days

 

[JackDavis]

i hope someone in the next live chat brings up how many calories is in that and why he's eating it despite all his medical issues

"why is this guy being a hater? thanks for counting the calories mom! like does he have nothing better to do?" is probably close to how he'd respond

2 packs of bacon: 4800 calories, 400g fat, 20000mg sodium
1 lb pulled pork: 760 calories, 20g fat, 3000mg sodium
1 lb breakfast sausage: 1300 calories, 120g fat, 2200mg sodium
1 lb italian sausage: 1000 calories, 80g fat, 2700mg sodium
1 lb chorizo: 1000 calories, 80g fat, 2400g sodium

Total in his keto-friendly healthy Bacon Explosion 2: The sequel
8860 calories
700g fat
33000mg sodium

33 GRAMS of sodium. I didn't even include the sodium in the seasoning or bbq sauce, it's probably closer to 40 grams. Jack 100% unironically thinks this is healthy.

Jack: "Do you want me to hold it [while you're cutting it]?"
Tammy: "NO! YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD IT! ITS SOLID WHY WOULD YOU HOLD IT?"
She hates him and thinks he's an idiot lol. What a weird small thing to get mad at Jack for.

Jack: "This is very rich. You want to eat this with... Mashed potatoes."

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Total in his keto-friendly healthy Bacon Explosion 2: The sequel
8860 calories
700g fat
33000mg sodium

33 GRAMS of sodium. I didn't even include the sodium in the seasoning or bbq sauce, it's probably closer to 40 grams. Jack 100% unironically thinks this is healthy.

Jack: "Do you want me to hold it [while you're cutting it]?"
Tammy: "NO! YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD IT! ITS SOLID WHY WOULD YOU HOLD IT?"
She hates him and thinks he's an idiot lol. What a weird small thing to get mad at Jack for.

8860 calories and Jack likely finishes it in 2 meals. Tammy was probably mad she couldn't have any. Since she doesn't like spicy food. So her gluttonous husband adds chorizo and Slap Ya Mamma Cajun seasoning as Tammy repellent. But still expects her to do half the work on it.

 

[The Early 2000's]

2 packs of bacon: 4800 calories, 400g fat, 20000mg sodium
1 lb pulled pork: 760 calories, 20g fat, 3000mg sodium
1 lb breakfast sausage: 1300 calories, 120g fat, 2200mg sodium
1 lb italian sausage: 1000 calories, 80g fat, 2700mg sodium
1 lb chorizo: 1000 calories, 80g fat, 2400g sodium

Total in his keto-friendly healthy Bacon Explosion 2: The sequel
8860 calories
700g fat
33000mg sodium

33 GRAMS of sodium. I didn't even include the sodium in the seasoning or bbq sauce, it's probably closer to 40 grams. Jack 100% unironically thinks this is healthy.

Jack: "Do you want me to hold it [while you're cutting it]?"
Tammy: "NO! YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD IT! ITS SOLID WHY WOULD YOU HOLD IT?"
She hates him and thinks he's an idiot lol. What a weird small thing to get mad at Jack for.

Jack: "This is very rich. You want to eat this with... Mashed potatoes."

33 grams is 2.2 tablespoons. 2.2 TABLESPOONS OF SALT IN ONE MEAL! And all that artery-clogging fat....not to mention that the calorie count is equivalent to the total calorie intake for the average man in three-and-a-half days. Jack is off his fucking rocker

 

[AnOminous]

In the off chance that's a reference to oral sex instead of pre-gaming a dinner date to not seem like such a fat ass, Jack is definitely the type to think giving oral is beneath him.

He'd never eat pussy because he far prefers sucking dick, as his peculiar manner of eating food demonstrates.

Never really been too crazy about bacon and I prefer it when it in limited quantities during prep/playing second fiddle in the meal. I have seen some cool bacon explosions, but this beast they cooked up makes me feel slightly ill. It ain't right.

It's just repulsive. Part of the allure of extravagantly unhealthy shit like this is it being a rare thing, not just being the millionth heart attack on a plate you've had in your life after an entirely lifetime of disgusting eating. So if you're going to eat some atrocity with god knows how many calories and two weeks worth of fat per serving, it should be really good stuff. The French are pretty good at this kind of shit that is half butter, or full of stuff like fatty duck thighs poached in duck fat, etc.

This is just shit like some 600 pound life reject eats when they blow all their food stamps in the first week.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

33 grams is 2.2 tablespoons. 2.2 TABLESPOONS OF SALT IN ONE MEAL! And all that artery-clogging fat....not to mention that the calorie count is equivalent to the total calorie intake for the average man in three-and-a-half days. Jack is off his fucking rocker

Yeah 33 grams of SALT is about 2 Tbsp. Unfortunately 33 grams of SODIUM is more like 84 grams of SALT, ~5 Tbsp. We're approaching 1/3 cup of salt.

 

[Buck Mullet]

When I saw the cross section Tammy cut my first thought was it looked like a dissected cadaver.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Why the heck does he uses salted seasonings on already salted sausages?

It's because he's an idiot and has no clue what he's doing.

It doesn't take normal brains 12 years to figure out cooking.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

the best part is that he's likely the only one who's going to eat it

tammy wouldn't be interested and jack jr might have a little piece. that thing is gonna be jack's dinner and lunch for a few days

He's gonna save it in the freezer for a year so he can use it as the secret ingredient for his next chili bonanza.

 

[EvilDroid64]

He's gonna save it in the freezer for a year so he can use it as the secret ingredient for his next chili bonanza.

He will if he makes it that far

 

[Kosher Salt]

that thing is gonna be jack's dinner and lunch for a few days

If that lasted 24 hours I'd be amazed.

 

[DX10]

Stroke #3 any% run

 

[AnOminous]

If that lasted 24 hours I'd be amazed.

He's going to stick his tongue out, deep throat it, unhinge his jaw like a snake, and swallow it all in one Wendigo sized bite.

 

[captkrisma]

When I saw the cross section Tammy cut my first thought was it looked like a dissected cadaver.

It ain't much...but...