Cardboard Box Mountain
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He always stands in this retarded pose like some sort of sasquatch mating posture. Not hot, dude. No. gross.
Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Jacob is the textbook example of unattractiveness yet he unironically thinks he is a gay sex god.
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- Aug 13, 2016
We can all probably thank Craigslist for that. Jacob probably has dozens of older closeted gay men with viagra boners salivating over thoughts of his ass.
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A brief update to illustrate Sockness's irrelevance. Boring and repetitive, I no long care if he comes in CWC's butthole.
Lately, he's taken to live broadcasting from Twitter. It is, of course, unwatchable.
Imagine Sockness in his green dragon jammies, filming himself browsing the Farms, babbling about trolls, pausing briefly to show of his "possessed Chris doll" tucked in his bed. Now that you've imagined it, you don't need to see it. No point in archiving it, either.
He can even make Pansy Faggotte, my favorite geriatric sissy, boring by association. He'd like Pansy to be his daughter. Yawn.
Lately, he's taken to live broadcasting from Twitter. It is, of course, unwatchable.
Imagine Sockness in his green dragon jammies, filming himself browsing the Farms, babbling about trolls, pausing briefly to show of his "possessed Chris doll" tucked in his bed. Now that you've imagined it, you don't need to see it. No point in archiving it, either.
He can even make Pansy Faggotte, my favorite geriatric sissy, boring by association. He'd like Pansy to be his daughter. Yawn.
Analog Devolved
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Your page is silent because you are boring as fuck.
Retarded.
No one is encouraging your freakshow except your fellow cow Dana. You are on welfare, loser. Theres no way you'll be able to get anything beyond a motel 6 room. A dumpster filled with water is not a "hot tub"
None of this is real.
Seriously Jacob? How the fuck is anyone supposed to read this? It's all a giant blur and a mile long.
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Sockness found a novel way to deal with the trolls: be such a boring, unremarkable faggot that there's no joy in laughing at him.
Hopefully he keeps this knowledge to himself.
Hopefully he keeps this knowledge to himself.
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Like Chris's psychic powers, Sockness's dark powers have one weakness that any mere mortal possesses: Fist
IDK any of this shit
IDK any of this shit
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That is a fucking sunburn.
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That would require touching him though. There aren't thick enough gloves or a hazmat suit airtight enough for that shit.
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Rate me autistic, but if I'd just stumbled on this content on some abandoned webpage, it legit would've been a neat albeit bizarre find.
But it's Sockness. The guy shits all over Reddit/Twitter and puts his carebear ass on display like he's a gift from J
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Please don't make us discuss his pubic hair.
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Now that you've brought it up, I've gotta ask. Do you think that Sockness trims his pubes or is it just a jungle down there?
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Probably hairless like someone who hasn't reached puberty yet.
JimmyNeutronWasATerrorist
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I highly doubt that Sockness trims his pubes.
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Knowing him, it's a 50/50 of him going full Brazil or full jungle. No in-betweens.
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Here Jacob since you're all about Internet fame.
Not a portal pal.
Not going to happen
Ok
No
Jacobs "friend's"
Lmao even Chris sonichu whatever doesn't buy it.
Uh oh he has new friend's lol
Jacob warns about other's being fake magicians. As opposed to the "real" one's
Weak.
This is the new friend of Jacob most likely a failed Chris cultist under another name.
Exceptional mass suicide when?
If you fling enough shit you'll hit a target (with him the baby diaper junk is literal) and he's gone after Chris Jonathan Yaniv he's @ Orange man with actionable statements. It's sad and funny.
His autistic legion of doom him Helena Righteous4cwc Carrie Krueger Archer Mouse this person and other's listed on the cwcki. https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1275118380790378497
Not a portal pal.
Not going to happen
Ok
No
Jacobs "friend's"
Lmao even Chris sonichu whatever doesn't buy it.
Uh oh he has new friend's lol
Jacob warns about other's being fake magicians. As opposed to the "real" one's
Weak.
This is the new friend of Jacob most likely a failed Chris cultist under another name.
Exceptional mass suicide when?
No I think you're optimistic.
If you fling enough shit you'll hit a target (with him the baby diaper junk is literal) and he's gone after Chris Jonathan Yaniv he's @ Orange man with actionable statements. It's sad and funny.
His autistic legion of doom him Helena Righteous4cwc Carrie Krueger Archer Mouse this person and other's listed on the cwcki. https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1275118380790378497