Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
autism420,

621311 25021.

You remind me of Ralphie in A Christmas Story

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Just like a little child with a decoder ring.
 
StallChaser,

I don't know what "furries/otherkin" are and I don't think I care. It sounds like ayahuasca is something to be avoided. (I don't know what it is either and I know I don't care.) Nonhuman reincarnation is how I, the Christ, sentence those that are harmful to Mother Earth, humanity, and animals. Get used to it.

Next.
 
I could have come up with those random numbers in 10 seconds. How lame.

They aren't random. According to his system which nobody except one other person accepts, it spells out "F U C K Y O U".

He's not enough of a man to come right out and say it, so he hides behind his kiddie code to insult people. Apparently he has no balls.

Is that it,Brad? Are you a eunuch? Is that why your wife left you?
 
They aren't random. According to his system which nobody except one other person accepts, it spells out "F U C K Y O U".

He's not enough of a man to come right out and say it, so he hides behind his kiddie code to insult people. Apparently he has no balls.

Is that it,Brad? Are you a eunuch? Is that why your wife left you?

We all know that Jesus would never say such a thing to anyone, therefore @Brad Watson_Miami has proven himself, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that he cannot be the second coming of Christ.

He also has never answered my question: How do members of the church he attends feel about his claim. I would assume they wouldn't be too happy.
 
They aren't random. According to his system which nobody except one other person accepts, it spells out "F U C K Y O U".

He's not enough of a man to come right out and say it, so he hides behind his kiddie code to insult people. Apparently he has no balls.

Is that it,Brad? Are you a eunuch? Is that why your wife left you?

Really? What does this one say?

RogerRabbit1988,

25021'185 114 949020.
 
When you get to the gates (of heaven), Brad, St. Peter is gonna turn you right around.
The Apostle Peter and Apostle Paul were both executed by Nero and the Romans on October 13, 64 AD. Peter was 64 years old.

Peter=64=P16+E5+T20+E5+R18
Saint #1=64=S19+A1+I9+N14+T20+1



Synchronism: 4/24/15 17:19 "Vatican among possible terror targets" - CNN
 
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