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So is Ellie some kind of superhuman at this point who can't get infections period? Like I guess it makes sense in lore that if Zombie mold bites don't fuck her up nothing does. She can walk barefoot in a junkyard and not need tetanus shot?

I only ask because being bitten by another human leads to nasty infections, because human teeth are straight nasty cutting tools and jagged as hell. And since Abby somehow bit Ellie's fingers off like they were carrots it suggests that Ellie shouldn't be dealing well with this infection.
 
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I can't even find some of the really bad shots. They basically turned her into an ogre with tits. Somehow even less feminine than the Hulk. And yes, now, instead of being a brilliant lawyer, she's barely smarter than Hulk. Because the idiots Marvel keeps hiring to fulfill diversity quotas and keep the woke rainbow hair she-twink intern handjobs coming don't actually know anything about comics, but they know you FUCKING WHITE MEN enjoy pretty women and smart women and she hulk, so they have to destroy her because FUCK YOU DAD.
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HOL UP-I thought white cismales were intimidated by intelligent women and preferred bimbos.
 
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Cardenio said:
So is Ellie some kind of superhuman at this point who can't get infections period? Like I guess it makes sense in lore that if Zombie mold bites don't fuck her up nothing does. She can walk barefoot in a junkyard and not need tetanus shot?

I only ask because being bitten by another human leads to nasty infections, because human teeth are straight nasty cutting tools and jagged as hell. And since Abby somehow bit Ellie's fingers off like they were carrots it suggests that Ellie shouldn't be dealing well with this infection.
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It's possible for anyone to lose their finger to a bite from another person and not get an infection. It depends on the bacteria in their mouth and how strong your immune system is, but even rubbing alcohol or drinking hooch applied after will disinfect it. It's not a particularly strong criticism, considering it's the end of the game or in comparison to the story's many many other flaws.
 
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Haramburger said:
It's possible for anyone to lose their finger to a bite from another person and not get an infection. It depends on the bacteria in their mouth and how strong your immune system is, but even rubbing alcohol or drinking hooch applied after will disinfect it. It's not a particularly strong criticism, considering it's the end of the game or in comparison to the story's many many other flaws.
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Oh I wasn't implying it was a deal breaker much less a plothole, I just was curious if that was explained via lore.

You know I actually like that Ellie ends up alone in the end of the game. Gives the message that those who wuss out at the end are fucking losers.
 
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Haramburger said:
It's possible for anyone to lose their finger to a bite from another person and not get an infection. It depends on the bacteria in their mouth and how strong your immune system is, but even rubbing alcohol or drinking hooch applied after will disinfect it. It's not a particularly strong criticism, considering it's the end of the game or in comparison to the story's many many other flaws.
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To make no mention that she's not immune to brain fungus, she has a symbiotic relationship to it - or whatever that parasitic relationship name is where it's not inherently dangerous or even crippling to the host.

Which is why the entire cure thing was pretty desperate and retarded in the first place, how are you going to make a vaccine for something that isn't from antibodies, why are you killing someone with an EVOLUTIONARY TRAIT YOU WANT, and why do you think this "symbiotic relationship" will last?

But now, apparently a paramilitarity group that apparently flunked high school bio apparently has enough resources to make a tranny supersoldier. Make some sort of "Government-esque" bullshit a la Walking Dead.
 
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Oh I wasn't implying it was a deal breaker much less a plothole, I just was curious if that was explained via lore.

You know I actually like that Ellie ends up alone in the end of the game. Gives the message that those who wuss out at the end are fucking losers.
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It's amazing that Abby beating the fuck out of Ellie and Dina was a better ending.

Seriously. If the game just ended with Ellie and Dina's baby on that tractor, it at least ends on a hopeful note. The last two hours of the game made it even worse.
 
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Laura Bailey is an extremely experienced voice actress who has voiced all kinds of different characters, why do people who don't know anything about voice acting always think how good you are is based off of how many different silly voices you can do? That's not how this shit works unless it's a cartoon comedy where all the voices are done by like 3-4 people or a low-quality piece of shit like a Bethesda game.

I think if you can go from voicing Tohru from Fruit's Basket to Lust from FMA, you have a pretty good range in terms of acting even if you can't do a silly voice for every different character. My issue is with Abby's character design, not the voice actress,
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Um no lol.

She lacks range. Her seductive voice is not convincing at all especially because you can easily tell that it's her.

And before you ask, other more experienced voice actors have said it.
 
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Man I haven't had this many laughs in quite a while, I don't remember /v/ being this funny since F*llout 76.
 
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This took way longer that I expected, and it's almost as shitty as I expected. 0:37 is my favourite second in the video.

Give me my autism ratings.
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Hahaha, my GodBear! That is EXCELLENT. It would have won the Internet tonight, had not the 'take on me' video been released tonight as well, but this is pure Kiwi greatness.
 
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