Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Ruin]

Kitchentits,

I AM not Jesus the Christ, I AM Brad Watson the Christ. Jesus was the Lamb. I AM the Lion and I AM not lyin'.

That pun gave me cancer.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

RogerRabbit1988,

Ya! You've learned gematria8,74. That was hard because you're such a 200012.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

RogerRabbit1988,

Ya! You've learned gematria8,74. That was hard because you're such a 200012.

I've promised not to talk in moonspeak any more. I learned it easily. All I needed was to go back in time and steal a Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder Ring from some kid in Indiana.

 

[Ruin]

I've promised not to talk in moonspeak any more. I learned it easily. All I needed was to go back in time and steal a Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder Ring from some kid in Indiana.

Omg are you Farkus?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Omg are you Farkus?

Yes.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

ShavedSheep,

There's no "senseless number bullshit" here, just some 94902019 like yourself. If you don't have the 71135, then split!

 

[ShavedSheep]

ShavedSheep,

There's no "senseless number bullshit" here, just some 94902019 like yourself. If you don't have the 71135, then split!

Brad, this is our house, you're visiting and shitting all over the new carpet.

 

[autism420]

If you don't have the 71135, then split!

Make us, gaylord.

 

[voiceguy]

Translations coming right up.

RogerRabbit1988,

311818020 21851208.

@RogerRabbit1988

"CARROT BREATH"

Well, you are a rabbit, after all. What did he expect? Hamburger breath?

Ruin,

5120 2502118 318116 1144 1982120 2116.

@Ruin

"EAT YOUR CRAP AND SHUT UP"

Wow! Are you going to take that from a ball-less wonder like him?

voiceguy,

Please STOP thinking about and talking about my bols! That's creepy.

Not nearly as creepy as pretending to be God-Incarnate. That's how serial killers get their start, you know -- finding secret coded messages they think are from God.

You want me to stop talking about your balls? Then grow a pair and insult people with words instead of this childish number shit!

 

[Ruin]

I think I solved the code you guys.

Spoiler

Brad secretly craves cock.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

ShavedSheep,

5120 198920.

 

[AP 297]

ShavedSheep,

5120 198920.

@Brad Watson_Miami

I am sorry about my fellow Kiwi's some of them can be a bit emotional at times. I am glad you are here and there are a few of us that enjoy your continued presence here.

I am not going to bother you, sir. Just stay calm when they seem erratic, they have just never met a person as unique as you are. Please be patient with them.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Ruin,

You have a prejudice against homosexuals. You will be reincarnated as nonhuman for 666 years with 174 non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be as a homosexual.

Does everyone see how your prejudice works into your karma? Take note of that.

 

[MerriedManJr]

Kitchentits,

I AM not Jesus the Christ, I AM Brad Watson the Christ. Jesus was the Lamb. I AM the Lion and I AM not lyin'.

Christianity is the opiate of the masses. You are retarding the progress of the revolution. Please stop this at once. The only real God is Marx and his true son was Trotsky, who died for the sins of the proletariat.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Ruin,

You have a prejudice against homosexuals. You will be reincarnated as nonhuman for 666 years with 174 non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be as a homosexual.

Does everyone see how your prejudice works into your karma? Take note of that.

I knew it, he's a homophobe.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Planets are born and eventually die.
Stars are born and eventually die.
Galaxies are born and eventually die.
Universes are born and eventually die.

People are born and eventually die.

The endless cycle of rebirth (reincarnation).

MerriedManJr,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Ruin,

You have a prejudice against homosexuals. You will be reincarnated as nonhuman for 666 years with 174 non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be as a homosexual.

Does everyone see how your prejudice works into your karma? Take note of that.

Veto.

 

[voiceguy]

I love translating this guy's bullshit.

ShavedSheep,

5120 198920.

@ShavedSheep

It says "EAT SHIT".

Now there's a Christian sentiment if ever I heard one...NOT!!

I'm beginning think Brad is not only ball=less but dick-less as well. Is that it Brad? Is there a woman inside you that's yearning to get out? Because they have hormones and operations for that, you know.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Planets are born and eventually die.
Stars are born and eventually die.
Galaxies are born and eventually die.
Universes are born and eventually die.

People are born and eventually die.

The endless cycle of rebirth (reincarnation).

Really? Because from what I know of Christianity, they believe in two forces. Heaven, where the good go after they die, and Hell, where the sinners go for an afterlife of eternal damnation. I'm pretty sure that reincarnation is from the Hindu religion, which many Christians think is sinful for the belief in many a deity. In fact, it's in the 10 Comandments.

"Thal shalt not have a god before me" I believe it was.

 

[MerriedManJr]

MerriedManJr,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

I have not failed! I bring the light of Marxism to the dark corners of the earth! You are a bourgeois puppet! And not a very good one.