Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[ShavedSheep]

I love translating this guy's bullshit.



@ShavedSheep

It says "EAT SHIT".

Now there's a Christian sentiment if ever I heard one...NOT!!

Voice is pretty cool guy, eh translates bollocks and doesnt afraid of space jesus.

 

[Marionette]

Kitchentits,

I AM not Jesus the Christ, I AM Brad Watson the Christ. Jesus was the Lamb. I AM the Lion and I AM not lyin'.

Oh so I'm NOT on ignore. Good to know.

See. That's all you are. Brad Watson. A guy with some ideas but no action. Unlike Jesus Christ, unlike Albert Einstein or anyone else you claim to be reincarnated you have done nothing. You haven't shaken the foundation of anything except your oh so fragile ego. All you've done is pulled a Nicolas Cage, got caught up on a number and thought "fuckin' hell! I'm on to something. I'll get what I want. Attention."

I got to feel sorry for the sad sap you call a girlfriend. Stuck with a guy who watches TV all day and acts tough on the internet. She's the only saint I know of that will worship your sorry ass.

I'll give you one thing. That synchronization bullshit? Might be onto something. I'm replaying the Half Life series, starting up Episode 1 and what's the first thing I hear?
"Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not." - Dr. Wallace Breen

 

[Picklechu]

"Taking away" from zero is subtraction; division is different. When I divide anything by zero with my calculator, I get zero. I almost never argue with my calculator. How about you?

Next question.

Why would God need a calculator?

Also, I'm still waiting for my bad luck to start. Or have you not reviewed my case yet?

Anyone can delete their own posts. Look at the bottom left of your post, next to the exit button.

Of course when Brad does it, he's just deleting something that makes him look like the buffoon he is.

Lolcows normally don't have this ability.

I think I solved the code you guys.

Spoiler

Brad secretly craves cock.

Probs.

MerriedManJr,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

You forgot to post a punishment, so does that means that MerriedManJr gets off scott-free?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The poll is currently at...

Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours. 164 vote(s) 70.4%

The GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and FOD=6_4 together. Wow!

 

[chimpburgers]

@Brad Watson_Miami

I am sorry about my fellow Kiwi's some of them can be a bit emotional at times. I am glad you are here and there are a few of us that enjoy your continued presence here.

I am not going to bother you, sir. Just stay calm when they seem erratic, they have just never met a person as unique as you are. Please be patient with them.

Really I find this guy hilarious and his responses to be very cryptic and amusing. He still never gave me my judgement day though.

 

[autism420]

Ruin,

You have a prejudice against homosexuals. You will be reincarnated as nonhuman for 666 years with 174 non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be as a homosexual.

Does everyone see how your prejudice works into your karma? Take note of that.

So you see being homosexual as a bad thing?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/homophobic-men-aroused-gay-male-porn-surprised/

Come out of the closet @Brad Watson_Miami it's ok!

edit: Actually, the poll is at 69.5%

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Brad, you should realize that, though you agree with your opinions, not many others do. In fact, some people may disagree with you fully. But it doesn't matter. Do what you think is right. Just please drop the Jesus Einstein hyrbid thing. It makes you look pretentious.

 

[AP 297]

To those getting in fights with Brad,

I am going to steal a line from Null

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/continuance-of-the-entersphere-board.8926/

If Brad Watson is truly a lolcow, then you don't have to get angry at him. You should be laughing. If nobody's laughing, nobody's a lolcow, and everyone is a mad...


I, too, have been guilty of getting too entangled with a cow.

The poll is currently at...

Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours. 164 vote(s) 70.4%

The GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and FOD=6_4 together. Wow!

I fixed that for you man! I changed my vote. I could not let that judgement be divine. I care about you!

Really I find this guy hilarious and his responses to be very cryptic and amusing. He still never gave me my judgement day though.

You and me both!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Nicolas(7 letters) Cage(4) was chosen to play Benjamin Franklin Gates in the movie National Treasure ('04) and its sequel Book of Secrets ('07).

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Nicolas(7 letters) Cage(4) was chosen to play Benjamin Franklin Gates in the movie National Treasure ('04) and its sequel Book of Secrets ('07).

Yeah, and they were terrible and he probably did it to pay off his debts. So?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Have you noticed the numbers for the five choices with the fewest votes are "2 5 3 11 21" BY CLU"

Good plan. Buy a clue, Dickless Wonder. (Can I just call you DW for short?)

Don't just outright insult him. You're too good for that.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

AWB-81,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

 

[Kablamo]

The poll is currently at...

Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours. 164 vote(s) 70.4%

The GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and FOD=6_4 together. Wow!

Now it's 69.7%. Kinky!

 

[MerriedManJr]

AWB-81,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

God is an invention of the bourgeois. Jesus and Joseph are characters designed to placate the proletariat by glorifying meekness and submission. I find you guilty of crimes against the revolution. Punishment: gulag, 3 years.

 

[voiceguy]

Don't just outright insult him. You're too good for that.

I've been subtle for a week now, but he just doesn't see to understand anything unless you stoop to his A-Log level.

But you're right. I'm better than he's ever going to be and that should be enough to satisfy me.

 

[AP 297]

AWB-81,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

I do believe in god and have a very unique connection with him. I won't go into detail, but lets just say the connection is deep and genuine.

There is a lot about the universe that I do not know. I try to keep an open mind and discern. That is just my stance on it all.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

AWB-81,

I never asked you anything about "god". For the second time, please answer these direct questions...

Do you believe in GOD?

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

 

[voiceguy]

AWB-81,

I never asked you anything about "god". For the second time, please answer these direct questions...

Do you believe in GOD?

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

Hey Brad, I think your record's stuck<klk> your record's stuck<klk> your record's stuck<klk> your record's stuck......(ad infinitum)

 

[Kablamo]

The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

The "74" is missing from my version of the bible.

 

[Stratomsk]

Stratomsk,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

(If you're smart, you'll run away before the hammer comes down.)

lol I am supposed to be afraid or something