Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Yangon]

Do none of these re.tards realise that *+~girl puberty~+* can be just as awkward, uncomfortable, lonely, and shitty as boy puberty?

No. ~✿~✿~✿~✿~Girl puberty OwO~✿~✿~✿~✿~✿~ is when you grow HUGE MILKERS and spend all day touching them. It's totally normal for cis girls to do that!

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The fucking hilarity of this scenario: As if a "cis" woman bringing a dildo would not also be frowned upon and she would most likely be reported to staff if she was taking it out in a public place.
Also the ridiculous assumption that something penis shaped has to be involved for there to be a sexual assault - very male mindset indeed.

Let the top hats rain on me, I'm angry at this motherfucker

Dicks don't rape women, men rape women. Respect my right to bear penis in women's showers.

 

[ValVenus]

Sorry for the late reply but isn't that the point of being trans Kevin? Don't you want people to think you are a woman? Don't you want to live a normal life as a woman????

I'm sure 33 year old Kev would recoil at being referred to as a woman. He's a girl..../Submissive plural trans lesbian furry artist toy collector (she/her) Nonbinary | anarchist | polyamorous | lowkey little on main | jackalope | aspiring drone | muskslut | brat | gay disaster |

just girly things

 

[Hypnotised Chicken]

And let's not forget the terror of getting your period for the first time, trying to figure out how to hide pads/tampons so classmates wouldn't know you were on your period & tease you for it, the fear of leaking through your clothes, teachers asking why you need to leave class & trying to think of something to say so you don't have to say "I have my period"...not to mention being either ahead of or behind your friend in outward development, or not getting your period when all your friends have. That awkward summer when you have to either not go swimming or decide if your brave enough to try a tampon for the first time.

EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget the pain of trying to put in a tampon for the first time, doing it wrong and then having to pull that sucker out. Dry. Fucking hell.

Not saying boys don't have it rough, I'm sure unwanted boners, having your voice change, etc. are as much a major event for them as all the stuff I previously mentioned is for girls. The point is, no puberty is 'cool'. You don't just magically wake up one day with flawless skin, perfect tits, knowledge of how to perfectly apply make-up & a vagina that's just ready to be penetrated.

I'll take the hats.

Holy shit I completely forgot periods I haven't had one in ages because of the kind of bc I'm on so I completely missed it lol

But yes, you're 100% right

 

[Chewing Character]

3 New Amiibos - ~$48
Estrogen & Spironolactone - ~$60
Adult Diapers - ~$40-$100
Dignity - Priceless.

 

[ValVenus]

It's not doing a cute thing...it's yellow, and frazzled and you haven't used toner. And if you turn your head:

 

[Chewing Character]

It's not doing a cute thing...it's yellow, and frazzled and you haven't used toner. And if you turn your head:

I could literally start a Bronze Age river valley civilization on that forehead.

 

[AnOminous]

Hands are still a problem I see

Fucking dumbass troon, rabbits don't have hooves. Have you ever heard of a lucky rabbit's hoof? No because they don't fucking have them.

 

[Big Tiddy Bara]

Fucking dumbass troon, rabbits don't have hooves. Have you ever heard of a lucky rabbit's hoof? No because they don't fucking have them.

Actually, his fursona is jackalope, not rabbit.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Actually, his fursona is jackalope, not rabbit.

Nobody cares you fucking nerd.

 

[Spastic Colon]

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Kevin must consoooooooom.

Spoiler: full image

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The Target closest to Tran Ranch is in Pueblo, a 67 mile drive. If you look at the top right of the picture, you can also see what looks like a bag from a pharmacy, which the Pueblo location has. There's also a Starbucks inside, which explains the green straw in one of Kevin's recent pictures. Now we know where the Tranch cowboys get their titty skittles, I guess.

Thank God the Unicorn compound isn't having any financial troubles! Otherwise I'm sure Kev would feel really bad about wasting money on toys when Bonnie is struggling to pay the mortgage or the animals need feed. Guess they can cancel the go fund me now, right?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Why does puberty have to be a momentous occasion? It wasn't terrifying or overly embarrassing. It certainly wasn't magical. Sure there were moments that stick out but I did not exactly devote attention to the process... It just kind of happened, I did what I needed to and went back to my regularly scheduled life. I actually have no memory of shopping for that first bra, or beginning to wear one.

What does stand out to me in my memory are social problems, academic problems, other relationship problems. In short, problems probably influenced by puberty, but having nothing to do with gender. All the things I remember about my adolescence have nothing to do with being a girl.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Why does puberty have to be a momentous occasion? It wasn't terrifying or overly embarrassing. It certainly wasn't magical. Sure there were moments that stick out but I did not exactly devote attention to the process... It just kind of happened, I did what I needed to and went back to my regularly scheduled life. I actually have no memory of shopping for that first bra, or beginning to wear one.

What does stand out to me in my memory are social problems, academic problems, other relationship problems. In short, problems probably influenced by puberty, but having nothing to do with gender. All the things I remember about my adolescence have nothing to do with being a girl.

You words could spoil the sexual fantasies of thousands of wretched fetishists. Well done.

I imagine troons would be confused and outraged that what makes their lady dicks hard is not something that registered with a natal woman. You didn't get aroused by wearing your first bra, or attending a sleep over? What a waste of puberty.

 

[Piss Bear]

I found these on Facebook. There was no link, but I guess this was from the original Ranch grift, I think back in 2018....

Also found a pic of Kev from a different angle where his head seems to resemble a butternut squash.

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Edit: ENHANCE!

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How fortuitous

Can’t help but be floored by how little Kev passes in these pictures. Kev could pass 100% as male in both of these pictures! JESUS HE ISN’T EVEN TRYING.

I had male friends who looked exactly like him in these two pics who had zero intention of transitioning. Sure they were a bit faggy, but definitely didn’t have the troon bug.

The knock-offs sitting next to the real thing... yeah, they don’t even come close.

Really puts shit into perspective when they are side to side.

 

[0 0]

Can’t help but be floored by how little Kev passes in these pictures. Kev could pass 100% as male in both of these pictures! JESUS HE ISN’T EVEN TRYING.

I had male friends who looked exactly like him in these two pics who had zero intention of transitioning. Sure they were a bit faggy, but definitely didn’t have the troon bug.

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The knock-offs sitting next to the real thing... yeah, they don’t even come close.

Really puts shit into perspective when they are side to side.

No exaggeration, Kevin looks like a thumb with a face and wig.

 

[HonkyTonk]

Kevin could legitimately star in a Robert Z'Dar biopic, but not even Hollywood degenerates would couch-cast this monstrosity.

 

[Tomssu]

No exaggeration, Kevin looks like a thumb with a face and wig.

I agree

But... I thought he didn't like that cis people thought of him as a woman?

The things I say do not make sense, GET OVER IT!!!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why does puberty have to be a momentous occasion? It wasn't terrifying or overly embarrassing. It certainly wasn't magical. Sure there were moments that stick out but I did not exactly devote attention to the process... It just kind of happened, I did what I needed to and went back to my regularly scheduled life. I actually have no memory of shopping for that first bra, or beginning to wear one.

I suspect it's an unholy amalgamation of the transformation, bimbofication, and possibly forced feminization fetishes.
They don't get off to women. They don't even get off to being women, like those dumb fucking bodyswap jokes "holy fuck I'm a woman and I just have to honk my fresh new milkers" - they get off to the idea of becoming women.

Well, in KevKev's case, not even a woman, because he's an ABDL pedo, but that doesn't make a lot of difference. Compared to a "normie", Kev's already at the stage where one more fetish doesn't really amount to much, just like how, say, someone with terminal cancer being diagnosed for nasal septum deviation doesn't make any difference.

This is probably a one-track-mind autistic thing. "Being a boy sucked and being a man sucks, so things will get better if I become a woman, right?", and "Puberty as a boy sucked, so it must be paradise for girls, they get to touch their developing breats and massage each other's just like in my Japanese animes!" like the "trannymaxxxing" that Swedistani incel Vintology invented.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

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kev treating gender like a stamp collection

 

[Puddleduck]

Why do they have such a creepy view on teenage girls? I remember quite a few of my classmates were saying how easy we boys had it compared to them.

And what's with the borderline fetishization of "sleepovers"? I stayed rounds friends' houses and had them round, but we didn't attach any significance to it or even call them "sleepovers". We'd just say "wanna come over on Friday? Shall I ask mom if you can stay?" There was nothing special about it, and if Kev wasn't such an alien he could probably have done the same ...

I found these on Facebook. There was no link, but I guess this was from the original Ranch grift, I think back in 2018....

Also found a pic of Kev from a different angle where his head seems to resemble a butternut squash.

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Edit: ENHANCE!

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How fortuitous

Are they a "cishet" couple on the right? They look so normal and well-adjusted, what are they doing with freaks like the Ranchers?

 

[Top Notch Turf]

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Buying a hygiene product? Nah Kev, this shows you made the whole thing up.