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I can’t believe no one has mentioned that his super important press release is typed in the notes app of his iPhone.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
- Thread starter Cryin RN
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- Dec 25, 2015
Well I, for one, am glad that Russ is bringing attention to the disproportionate amout of disabled people represented in Hollywood. How are us ableds supposed to feel when everyone on screen is a cripple? Can't turn on the tv nowadays without everyone being in a wheelchair. Oh, they'll throw in a token able-bodied person, suuuure, but that's just to shut us up. Damn disabled hegemony in Hollywood. Can we have just one superhero who isn't missing an arm and blind?
Russ, as always, fucks up even the most basic of statements. You want to complain about the LACK of representation in Hollywood, you dingus.
Only he doesn't. He doesn't give a shit about any of those things. He just thinks that by blarting online how he wrote a song for a model, she's going to fall for him and suck him his penis. In reality, all that happened was the model (or her agent) clicked 'like' on every comment she received on a photo, including Russ's, because it's a nice thing to do. Boy, is she going to regret doing that.
I see "flatter" is back as something positive one does, and something to brag about. Never stop being so absolutely tone deaf and socially inept, Russ.
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If he wants to kill birds, why doesn't he just hand his head over a nest?
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Russ is team #disabledlivesmatter, #blacklivesmatter, and #alllivesmatter. It’s best to cover all the bases.
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He's bitching about lack of representation for disabled people, but didnt he have a hissy fit when that lady in a wheelchair won a tony award? What a hypocritical prick.
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It's really the lack of Russell Greer representation in Hollywood, boys and boyzettes.
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A lack of representation of him his penis in hot celebrity mouths.
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Disabled Yet Very Talented and Courageous Songwriter Writes a Fascinating and Catchy Song About a Famous Model and, in a Stunning But Inspiring Twist of Fate, Makes a Huge Leap in Revolutionizing Awareness of the Representation That Had Been Given to Disabled People in Locations and Places Such as Hollywood: A True Story, Vol 1, Ch. 1
by Russell Greer
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Russ, you are the poster child of why we should euthanize the disabled.
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Who thinks a PRESS RELEASE needs a “sneak peek”? Rusty is dumber than a box of rocks.
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It's a very similar to how he gives a "sneak peak" on a song he's writing, where he posts blank sheet music with the title of the song at the top of the page.
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Guys, here's a "sneak peak" of my post about Russell: MILD-MANNERED FORUM POSTER CALLS RUSS AN IDIOT, DEMANDS COMPENSATION FOR READING HIS ASININE FACEBOOK POSTS Stay tuned for the real thing! I gotta email my publicist, who is named Steve, I mean Dan, I mean Eric WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?! BRB gotta file a lawsuit against someone for telling me no.
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I can't disclose the name of my publicist lest he be firebombed by Mexican gangsters.
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Just like my poor lawyer friend who totally agrees I have a case.
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Mexican gangsters aka the janitorial staff
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RIP Ken, the gay lawyer who never got upset about being denied cake. He'd be guiding Russ to legal greatness if we hadn't hacked his lights so hard he caught fire or however we kill people these days.
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Orbital death rays. Null installed them right before he went on vacation.
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The ''press releases'' this dingus write about his own ''work'' will never not make me laugh. No matter how much time pass, I will always smile at his lack of understanding of the most common and mundane things.
Dude literally wrote some lines in his phone, screenshot'd it and posted in his facebook as if anyone in this world would give a shit about the ramblings and fantasies of a disgraced janitor.
What a lunatic.
Dude literally wrote some lines in his phone, screenshot'd it and posted in his facebook as if anyone in this world would give a shit about the ramblings and fantasies of a disgraced janitor.
What a lunatic.
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Ken was my favorite character in Russ' book. I love how Russ unintentionally wrote him as a Kiwi Farms troll.
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The thing that fascinates me more than anything about Russ is just how utterly self-assured he is. I have only once seen him admit something he's doing might fail. Everything else he presents like it's a sure thing, he just needs to do it. I dunno if that's just how he presents himself online, and he's really a gibber mass of self-doubt in real life, or if he's still the unjustified cocky twit we know well.