The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Zarkov]

The faggots at Tv Tropes do not disappoint.

Nothing less than Citizen Kane-quality, guys.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Ahh I knew it was gonna be really bad. I've known for 3 years now. I knew it would be horrible the second Bruce Straley stepped down after the first trailer showed Abby and her Jew goblin friend making out as the main appeal. And then I looked at Drukmann's face, noticed his nose and double checked... Israeli. Every. Single. Time.

Personal story: at the exact same time, me and some friends were working on a media project film/game/animation/book you figure it out. 3 people led the group, Myself, my best friend, and my former best friend (female). the last one happens to be Jewish and ran the whole project into the ground with her insane screeching, and underhanded fuckery. My approach to the project was business. Period, supposedly it was "too intense" for the others - Basically they were wishy-washy and didn't like having standards of quality placed upon them. While I was there, she would harbor an environment where she would try to instigate on in-fighting (subtlety), take story beats, remove them, and replace them with her own personal likes. She underhandedly got her friends onboard the project to take it over, naturally culling a distrust of me (and my other friend in the process) She took over the project. I stepped away for another, more pressing one. It burned to the ground and became about inclusivity with the original work having never been completed, They fostered an environment where nobody felt like doing anything. Passion died, and they stopped caring. Me and Jewish girl are still buddies, she puts up with my /pol/ humor, owns up to her Jewy nature and made sure to house me when i was out of luck. but later on I went on other ventures and she was not at all on my call list.

I still own the project and will revive it myself later on. But i learned one lesson. NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER let a Jew take over your company, or passion project. I knew without even researching what happened to Mr. Straley, just by the ethnic identifiers of Druckmann.

Dude is a fucking Jewy narcissist to the core. man managed to place in several self-inserts all around the game. I still contend that Dina is another one of his self-inserts. man went on a firing spree of competent directors just to go around finding ways to canonically FUCK every single female protagonist he can get his grubby paws on. You know the memes about male feminists being bitches in sheep clothing rapists? Yeah that is this game.

Take Your Meds, Schizo

 

[CWCissey]

You should inform him that other games exist that do the same thing better that are entirely gameplay and he should get his money back and probably buy one of those instead.

Give him Crackdown. That's basically a collect-em-up.

 

[CheezzyMach]

The faggots at Tv Tropes do not disappoint.
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Nothing less than Citizen Kane-quality, guys.

Did these fucks simp this hard for ME3?

They're starting to remind me of the old Biodrones on BSN.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Give him Crackdown. That's basically a collect-em-up.

I've always wanted Crackdown but neither of us have an Xbox.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

and there it is the gaymergait again

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He later has the balls to say "people already made their mind and refuse to play it just because they hate representation", dude people dont give a shit that abby is a tranny people is made that she is a piece of shit character that actually killed a likeable one

Edit to not doublepost: also a journalist having the balls to say that "you did not play the game" get fucked cunt your kind has a extensive record of never ever finishing a game

One, he has no balls.

Two, let's not be disingenuous: people did have a problem with her being tranny.

Now, you can overcome that with quality storytelling. But, it was going to be an uphill battle.

It also doesn't help this game seems like a 'diversity checkbox'. Something that doesn't mesh very well with gritty, grounded story telling.

 

[CDWLTY]

"Please, buy the game! Give the company money despite you don't like the product! Then you"ll see"

Nice try, buddy. I'm pretty sure I can watch the scenes online and play a better game during the "gameplay" parts.

This is like saying you can't truly "get" a movie unless you watch it in a theater.

When I hear people say that I say "Oh, so you're telling POC's who already struggle with institutional poverty, that in order to have a voice they have to spend at least six hours of their labor just to buy the game, all so you ALLOW THEM TO SPEAK? Holy shit, the bigotry is real."

You can hear the RAM crunching across the room. It's a rich boy thing to assume everyone and their bi BF can drop $60 for a ticket to a conversation.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Did these fucks simp this hard for ME3?

They're starting to remind me of the old Biodrones on BSN.

There was a lot of shrieking about "entitlement" and how the fandom menace "bullied" the creators into revising the ending. But I don't remember them leaping immediately to -ists, -phobes, and Russian bots.

 

[Hangula Hungui]

Whats more comfortable to work with, jew or muslim?

Last job i worked at had a few muslims and two jews employed there too. People kept asking about my surname because it technically contains a spelling error but originated from a group of vagabonds who constantly chased off roman soldiers. Rearranging a few letters makes it sound jewish, so after years of constantly getting asked, I spread the false rumor that my family was actually jewish but changed their name to escape the Nazis.
Muslim colleagues started avoiding me with angry looks on their faces and my fellow tribesmen saw me as inferior, because my family didn’t stand up to their „heritage“.
Either way, it was funny to me while it lasted

 

[Marissa Moira]

The game is still readily available everywhere and isn't sold out like how it was for Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

However it does have a high player count. It might not be the bomb we were expecting it to be.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You should inform him that other games exist that do the same thing better that are entirely gameplay and he should get his money back and probably buy one of those instead.

What are your suggestions? I doubt that I'd be able to convince him to get a refund but at the very least I might toss a few recommendations his way.

There was a lot of shrieking about "entitlement" and how the fandom menace "bullied" the creators into revising the ending. But I don't remember them leaping immediately to -ists, -phobes, and Russian bots.

Welcome to Current Year+4.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've always wanted Crackdown but neither of us have an Xbox.

There's always the Genesis game.

It has nothing to do with the more famous collect-a-thon. If you want it legally, it's only a dollar on Steam.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I've always wanted Crackdown but neither of us have an Xbox.

You aren't missing much

 

[Hangula Hungui]

The game is still readily available everywhere and isn't sold out like how it was for Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

However it does have a high player count. It might not be the bomb we were expecting it to be.

I called up the store I used to work at a few hours ago, initial shipment was 500 units with another 500 coming next week. It’s a fairly big store in the outskirt of a big german city.
My guy obviously couldn’t tell me the exact number but he himself is disappointed with how little they sold, saying „we‘ll probably have a lot of left over like with Days Gone again“

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

The game is still readily available everywhere and isn't sold out like how it was for Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

However it does have a high player count. It might not be the bomb we were expecting it to be.

This game won't bomb. Perhaps, undersell.

But, in no way will it bomb as a summer release with no competition until a month from now.

Some people will buy it just as a graphic benchmark...

What Druckmann has done is very likely torpedo his franchise...

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Take Your Meds, Schizo

/pol/ warned you. I have too from personal experience.

 

[Bathroom Attendant]

I need to comb over some streams for comparison shots, but does anybody else think that Owen, the guy that pounds Abby from behind, kind of looks like Abby's dad, Jerry?

The hair styling is a little different but the same hairline, nose isn't the same but looks similar and Owen has facial hair but I feel like if Owen had no facial hair it would look like Abby was getting it raw from her father with a slightly darker hair color

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

There's always the Genesis game.
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It has nothing to do with the more famous collect-a-thon. If you want it legally, it's only a dollar on Steam.

Isn't that forgotten worlds?
E: Fuck, similar theme though.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Last job i worked at had a few muslims and two jews employed there too. People kept asking about my surname because it technically contains a spelling error but originated from a group of vagabonds who constantly chased off roman soldiers. Rearranging a few letters makes it sound jewish, so after years of constantly getting asked, I spread the false rumor that my family was actually jewish but changed their name to escape the Nazis.
Muslim colleagues started avoiding me with angry looks on their faces and my fellow tribesmen saw me as inferior, because my family didn’t stand up to their „heritage“.
Either way, it was funny to me while it lasted

So you went from Berenstain to Berenstein

 

[Beanie]