I think the last thing the Chandler's need is even more publicity. Judging from past events, it would spur even more donations from enablers watching Dr. Phil who feel "sorry" for them without knowing the full story of the past 13 some odd years.
And now 40 years later, and nearly 20 of Internet Infamy, we have Chris pretending he's Sonichu while trying to convince people that an universal merge will happen, all while his mother has a foot into the grave and he sinks further into debt.
Oh, how the falling have fallen.
He was also at rock bottom emotionally; His two grown children didn’t want anything to do with him, he had just gotten divorced, and he discovered that he had congenital heart disease. He might’ve seen having Chris as his second chance to be a loving father, since it seems like he might’ve been a hard-ass to Carol and David when he was a younger man. Cole also hates the shit out of him so we can assume that Bob had an ugly side at some point before mellowing out a bit in his old age.
Chris is like divine retribution embodied and sent to torment Barb for her shittyness.
Don’t encourage him by using the word divine...
True & honest retribution.
Divinely retarded. Is that okay?
Crew? Editing? Uh, Chris sweetie, Cher obviously summoned alternate versions of herself from the many parallel universes that exist and coexist with us, among which.
Is MLP G5 gonna be BLARMS 2.0?
You ever wonder how someone like Faust or the intern running her account would react if they read this tweet? A blue hedgehog avatar mentioning how his mother, who he describes with a term used by young children, and an OC talking about how they had the power to see into the future that some childrens cartoon would be bad? Not realizing the guy is currently pretending to be a yellow hedgehog from another dimension and his mama in fact refers to said man writing the tweet?
I wonder if Lauren regrets taking the mlp job back in 2009. I mean give her credit for all the damage she ended up doing in hindsight. Her original intention for saying yes was two reasons. One she failed to get her own original project off the ground and two she saw it as an opportunity to really turn a brain dead Asine franchise around. I can almost respect her in that regard but still having a tard like chris tweet at you with all this bs feels like Lauren's getting what she fucking deserves.
