Containment Random Chris Updates

[Argh My Cigar]

It's not Megan. First of all that photo the account is using is one of her public profile pics on her Facebook that any moron can easily access. Second, I know for a fact that she wants nothing at all to do with Chris and his bullshit, and has taken great lengths to stay as far away from him as possible. She stays in contact with Cap from time to time, though I'm not sure if that's still the case. When he tried to interview her way back before as OrneryPossum he ended up forming a casual friendship with her, mainly because his military background made her lower her guard. Not only that, but she wouldn't have the discretionary income to give Chris monthly payments of $250; she's still building a life for herself.

Even if Chris acknowledged this account, what the fuck would it matter? Do they just want another freakout against Megan if the promised funds don't show?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It's not Megan. First of all that photo the account is using is one of her public profile pics on her Facebook that any moron can easily access. Second, I know for a fact that she wants nothing at all to do with Chris and his bullshit, and has taken great lengths to stay as far away from him as possible. She stays in contact with Cap from time to time, though I'm not sure if that's still the case. When he tried to interview her way back before as OrneryPossum he ended up forming a casual friendship with her, mainly because his military background made her lower her guard. Not only that, but she wouldn't have the discretionary income to give Chris monthly payments of $250; she's still building a life for herself.

Even if Chris acknowledged this account, what the fuck would it matter? Do they just want another freakout against Megan if the promised funds don't show?

So was Megans contact with The Captain a pragmatic thing to keep Chris and his weens away from her or was she asking him about how Chris is doing and why he turned out they way he did out of curiosity? How many other people from Chris's past have privately contacted people from the Old Guard or higher-ups on this site to either protect their identities or ask about Chris and his behavior? Just wondering how many random people who just happened to have interacted with Chris in their lives who have been "honored" by pages on the CWCki actually follow him and know about his online antics.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You guys do know the guards have abandoned the asylum ergo the word filters are off right? Ween retarded milk milking coke zero

See?

Edit ;all except the one null insisted you use troll failing as an alternative for apparently guess it was his last act as ooporeator

 

[Argh My Cigar]

So was Megans contact with The Captain a pragmatic thing to keep Chris and his weens away from her or was she asking him about how Chris is doing and why he turned out they way he did out of curiosity? How many other people from Chris's past have privately contacted people from the Old Guard or higher-ups on this site to either protect their identities or ask about Chris and his behavior? Just wondering how many random people who just happened to have interacted with Chris in their lives who have been "honored" by pages on the CWCki actually follow him and know about his online antics.

Cap planned to interview Meg when he first came here several years ago, got doxxed, told to fuck off, but maintained contact probably because she sympathized with him also getting his personal info leaked. At the time he was pretty clueless to the total extent of her mental trauma from the entire ordeal, so she didn't hold it against him. Cap got into contact with Chris after and eventually became acquainted with a bunch of people in his circle like Anna, Kengle, etc. At that point Cap was just filtering out weens who texted him and occasionally bullshit with Meg whenever something noteworthy in Chris's life happened, but it was mostly a morbid curiosity thing on her part. Anna obviously was in contact with Cap & Null regarding the IG extortion as mentioned before, but she only really started to get worried about her identity exposure because she was trying to start a career and was afraid it'd catch up to her.

Again Cap is an outlier because anything tied to his RL identity shows that he's a pretty normal guy: wife, kids, house, military man, etc., so Meg was more willing to maintain contact with him as opposed to the other numerous shitheads trying to message her. She also had him warn Chris whenever he'd contemplate re-establishing contact with her.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Again Cap is an outlier because anything tied to his RL identity shows that he's a pretty normal guy: wife, kids, house, military man, etc., so Meg was more willing to maintain contact with him as opposed to the other numerous shitheads trying to message her. She also had him warn Chris whenever he'd contemplate re-establishing contact with her.

The whole, "Megan's got a gun!!!!" Mini-arc was hilarious.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It's not Megan. First of all that photo the account is using is one of her public profile pics on her Facebook that any moron can easily access. Second, I know for a fact that she wants nothing at all to do with Chris and his bullshit, and has taken great lengths to stay as far away from him as possible. She stays in contact with Cap from time to time, though I'm not sure if that's still the case. When he tried to interview her way back before as OrneryPossum he ended up forming a casual friendship with her, mainly because his military background made her lower her guard. Not only that, but she wouldn't have the discretionary income to give Chris monthly payments of $250; she's still building a life for herself.

I didn't want to say anything, but I met Megan by chance a year or so ago through another Kiwi & have spoken to her a few times; all I can say is that she's caring for some ailing relatives & doesn't have that kind of money to give away. Even if she did, there's no way in hell she'd waste it on Chris.

Didn't she express on multiple occasions that she preferred to be disassociated from the Chandlers? Granted, she's been on a few interviews which goes against that preference.

The only reason she agreed was because one of those chucklefucks promised to pay her for her time.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I didn't want to say anything, but I met Megan by chance a year or so ago through another Kiwi & have spoken to her a few times; all I can say is that she's caring for some ailing relatives & doesn't have that kind of money to give away. Even if she did, there's no way in hell she'd waste it on Chris.

Hopefully her care for the ailing realative is going better than Chris own care for his ailing mom

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hopefully her care for the ailing realative is going better than Chris own care for his ailing mom

Shy of active abuse and neglect I don’t think that’s possible to top in Chris’ situation, and I’m sure he’s passively done both.

 

[The Dude]

Shy of active abuse and neglect I don’t think that’s possible to top in Chris’ situation, and I’m sure he’s passively done both.

Chris is allowing his elderly mother to physically and mentally deteriorate in a hoarded house covered in animal urine and fecal matter, likely with rodents and insects crawling around in the piles of junk, all he plays Pretty Pony Hedgehog Pincess with his imaginary friends instead of acting like an adult, cleaning up the house, and getting at least a part-time job to hopefully pay for a caregiver to take care of Babs in her sundown years. Not only that, but he slugged her because because some retards on the internet threatened his Imagination Land with a fucking moon laser. I would say that both negligence and abuse can be checked off the list.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I would say that both negligence and abuse can be checked off the list.

Kinda sucks that pretty much every emergency dispatch service within Greene County probably don’t take anything that goes on at 14BC seriously. Elderly abuse is a felony and not something that Chris could autism-card his way out unscathed. Having all this footage of Barb in her current deteriorating condition could probably be used against him— but that also requires Barb herself to validate any accusations, and that sure as fuck ain’t happening.

 

[AnAccount]

Chris is allowing his elderly mother to physically and mentally deteriorate in a hoarded house covered in animal urine and fecal matter, likely with rodents and insects crawling around in the piles of junk, all he plays Pretty Pony Hedgehog Pincess with his imaginary friends instead of acting like an adult, cleaning up the house, and getting at least a part-time job to hopefully pay for a caregiver to take care of Babs in her sundown years. Not only that, but he slugged her because because some retards on the internet threatened his Imagination Land with a fucking moon laser. I would say that both negligence and abuse can be checked off the list.

not an excuse for chris to be doing this on an ethical level, but this is just Karma, She neglected chris during his most important years of childhood and didn't get him the help he needed to function on a basic level. So now that she needs help to function she's left with a barely adult manchild.

 

[The Dude]

Kinda sucks that pretty much every emergency dispatch service within Greene County probably don’t take anything that goes on at 14BC seriously. Elderly abuse is a felony and not something that Chris could autism-card his way out unscathed. Having all this footage of Barb in her current deteriorating condition could probably be used against him— but that also requires Barb herself to validate any accusations, and that sure as fuck ain’t happening.

It would be pretty damned hard for any prosecutor to get criminal charges placed on Chris for elder abuse, especially without any bruises or wounds on Barb's body. Any judge and jury would see that Chris is basically a 275lb child and can't have any real expectations place on him to properly care for his mother. What would likely happen is Barb and Chris would be removed from the home by court order and placed in adult care centers since neither of them is in any fit state to be independent. But it would take a lot of time for it to happen.

not an excuse for chris to be doing this on an ethical level, but this is just Karma, She neglected chris during his most important years of childhood and didn't get him the help he needed to function on a basic level. So now that she needs help to function she's left with a barely adult manchild.

Oh, I couldn't agree more. I've got no sympathy for either of them. They both brought this all upon themselves. The fact that Babs has squandered all of their money on tacky trinkets and out of fashion clothes from thrift stores, to the point where her son will have no home and no security in life after she dies? That alone is worthy of her lot in life for her final days.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It would be pretty damned hard for any prosecutor to get criminal charges placed on Chris for elder abuse, especially without any bruises or wounds on Barb's body. Any judge and jury would see that Chris is basically a 275lb child and can't have any real expectations place on him to properly care for his mother. What would likely happen is Barb and Chris would be removed from the home by court order and placed in adult care centers since neither of them is in any fit state to be independent. But it would take a lot of time for it to happen.



Oh, I couldn't agree more. I've got no sympathy for either of them. They both brought this all upon themselves. The fact that Babs has squandered all of their money on tacky trinkets and out of fashion clothes from thrift stores, to the point where her son will have no home and no security in life after she dies? That alone is worthy of her lot in life for her final days.

I'm sure not a day goes by where as barb stares at the ceiling listening to Chris babble, blow raspberries, and sperg on how he's sonichu in momma's body. She doesn't think to herself why did she have to buy him toys to get him to talk, or why didn't she just let Greene county put him that special school like they wanted. Why did she coddle him so much and bail him out out every call she got from the Charlottesville jail saying he'd been arrested for loitering around with that retarded sign again?

 

[The Dude]

I'm sure not a day goes by where as barb stares at the ceiling listening to Chris babble, blow raspberries, and sperg on how he's sonichu in momma's body. She doesn't think to herself why did she have to buy him toys to get him to talk, or why didn't she just let Greene county put him that special school like they wanted. Why did she coddle him so much and bail him out out every call she got from the Charlottesville jail saying he'd been arrested for loitering around with that retarded sign again?

Or she wonders why she didn't just give Bob a BJ or let him stick it in her pooper the night Chris was conceived.

That's actually something I've always wondered about Bob and Babs: were there ever times they regretted having Chris, and if so then how often? We all know they loved their son. I'm not saying that, and I don't think anyone would refute it. But you've gotta think with all the stress, frustration, economic impact, shame and embarrassment that Chris brought into their lives (especially when they were at the age they should have been taking things easy and enjoying their golden years), they likely had to have had moments where they thought "Why did we allow this to happen? Why did we decide to raise a child at our age?" I don't feel bad for Barb, but I do feel bad for Bob. He wasn't a saint by any means, but he seemed to be a mostly decent man who tried to do what he felt was right in life.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Didn’t one of the chuckleheads have a plan to get The Chandlers on Dr. Phil? I recall one episode centered on a hoarder where the producers hired a restoration company to back a truck up to the woman’s door and clean all of the shit out. They didn’t tell her until halfway through the show. Appearing on Dr. Phil might have helped Barb out in the long run but Chris is likely hopeless. Phil would have pulled out the rest of his hair.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Didn’t one of the chuckleheads have a plan to get The Chandlers on Dr. Phil? I recall one episode centered on a hoarder where the producers hired a restoration company to back a truck up to the woman’s door and clean all of the shit out. They didn’t tell her until halfway through the show. Appearing on Dr. Phil might have helped Barb out in the long run but Chris is likely hopeless. Phil would have pulled out the rest of his hair.

That was GiBi. He quickly recanted.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

You guys do know the guards have abandoned the asylum ergo the word filters are off right? Ween retarded milk milking coke zero

See?

Edit ;all except the one null insisted you use troll failing as an alternative for apparently guess it was his last act as ooporeator

There was a word filter on “coke zero“?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

There was a word filter on “coke zero“?

"Big, black dick," I think. Hard to remember them all. I still am not sure which one translated to "pozload my neghole."

The only truly apt one for Chris was "tard cum."

 

[Spooky Bones]

I still am not sure which one translated to "pozload my neghole."

"pozload my negholep"

Edit: oh shit it's still active... "touch the p**p"

 

[A Grey Cat]

"pozload my neghole"

Edit: oh shit it's still active... "touch the p**p"

I know, null was so sick of people using it especially in reference to troll failing Chris that that he said and I quote

"stop saying touch the pöop it makes you look juvenile, please use troll failing or something if you find a way past my word filter for it I'll personally hate you forever... Merry Christmas. "