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- Jan 10, 2019
I’d like to know more about the infighting, but there’s a decent amount of gatekeeping on the CWCki for that to even be feasible unless a few of the remaining Old Guard (excluding Marvin and “Emily”) comes forward and fills in the gaps. I know a good portion of it was done via Skype. How the fuck Bluespike was ever allowed to be involved— I haven’t a fucking clue. From an outsider’s assumption, you would think each person had a dedicated role; who wrote up a general script or prompt, who was going to actually going to call or otherwise interact with Chris himself, etc. I know that when the medallion destruction vid was released, there was another vid on that channel (I forget what the name was at this point, but damned if it didn’t evoke late 2000s YouTube nostalgia) where they were asking in the comments for suggestions regarding how exactly to destroy it. I requested firecracker/gunpowder explosion but death by urination + pickle jar was an appropriate method. I remember Robert Simmons V and I think he appeared during the short period where ED was still the major platform for Chris discussion and general updates (When the first image of Bob surfaced, one of the first responses was HOLY SHIT HE’S DEATH INCARNATE). I dunno if he was considered a troll or not, but he felt like a precursor to Liquid, and he ended up visiting Chris in person anyway at his former Church congregation.
I just remember my dumb self trying to wedge into CWC-culture back then; First by e-mailing him claiming I was a producer thanking him for the release of the Sonichu game, to which he replied back that he checked the Gamestop website and found no such thing. Then claiming that I was a guy who was trolled by the Miscreants as well and was offering an alliance, to which he seemed to reciprocate until I got swarmed with IMs by people claiming they were his agents or something. I basically told them (whoever they were exactly) that I was gonna back off. Last attempt was a female friend who was begging to talk to Chris, so I called Bob, spoke with him a few times, had her interview him, and that was that. Then a day later Chris released a vid where his “advisors” recommended that he refuse to accept any more interviews.
This is a bit off base on your last comment, but regarding getting Chris back to “normal”; His hormones are so fucked that even if he stops trooning out, it’ll take years for his T-levels to return to baseline. Testosterone is an extremely vital male anabolic that is essential for muscle and bone health; Chris mostly likely has the physical constitution of a 12-year old girl coupled with his already sedentary lifestyle. Even then I don’t know how much he moves around the house— I know a ton of people who pace around their house and yard because of how antsy they can get. Chris wouldn’t be able to handle a menial job which is all he’d qualify for. How did he fare during the con where he was on his feet all day? Did he complain at all about it or was he taking frequent sit-down breaks?
Back on the topic of getting Chris’s attention— who is this ween? Some random person? Doesn’t seem like he’s replying or tweeting at Chris directly, but by the looks of his twitter pfp he’s probably an enabler. Unless he’s popped up before in replies and I’m overlooking it.
