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- Jan 10, 2019
I’d like to know more about the infighting, but there’s a decent amount of gatekeeping on the CWCki for that to even be feasible unless a few of the remaining Old Guard (excluding Marvin and “Emily”) comes forward and fills in the gaps. I know a good portion of it was done via Skype. How the fuck Bluespike was ever allowed to be involved— I haven’t a fucking clue. From an outsider’s assumption, you would think each person had a dedicated role; who wrote up a general script or prompt, who was going to actually going to call or otherwise interact with Chris himself, etc. I know that when the medallion destruction vid was released, there was another vid on that channel (I forget what the name was at this point, but damned if it didn’t evoke late 2000s YouTube nostalgia) where they were asking in the comments for suggestions regarding how exactly to destroy it. I requested firecracker/gunpowder explosion but death by urination + pickle jar was an appropriate method. I remember Robert Simmons V and I think he appeared during the short period where ED was still the major platform for Chris discussion and general updates (When the first image of Bob surfaced, one of the first responses was HOLY SHIT HE’S DEATH INCARNATE). I dunno if he was considered a troll or not, but he felt like a precursor to Liquid, and he ended up visiting Chris in person anyway at his former Church congregation.At one point in time there was a group of trolls who were behind nearly all the focused schemes that pushed Chris' strings and pulled his buttons. They are usually referred to the Inner Circle, and typically guarded Chris from other independent trolls. For instance, when Liquid started making parody videos acting like Chris and it got his attention, they contacted him to bring him on board and work with him. Typically a member would come up with some plan to screw with Chris and bring it up to the group for approval. This was generally done to keep things "fresh" and funny.
Members came and went, there was infighting, some left due to trolls remorse or because they grew up and life had more important things to consume their time. Pretty much every major troll was a member at one point, which is why you had three Clyde Cash trolls. But the big thing that killed the group, and dedicated trolling of Chris in general, was Bob passing away. I think at first it was only supposed to be a temporary hiatus to allow Chris time to mourn, but eventually it was decided that Chris had been actively fucked with long enough, and it's not like you can keep doing the same fake girlfriend shtick over and over and hope it's still fresh. Ultimately the vast majority of people realized it was better for Chris to be left alone to be his own worst troll.
And it's not like people unaffiliated with the group never messed with Chris. Take for instance the CWCipedia Mail Box. Plenty of random CWC watchers participated in those emails.
Sonichu should shave Chris' head, throw out all his girly clothes, buy Chris an all new masculine wardrobe, and burn all of Chris video games and kiddie toys, especially the girly pony shit. Maybe even voluntarily commit Chris into a mental health facility. Wouldn't Chris be in for a huge surprise when he gets back into his body?!
I just remember my dumb self trying to wedge into CWC-culture back then; First by e-mailing him claiming I was a producer thanking him for the release of the Sonichu game, to which he replied back that he checked the Gamestop website and found no such thing. Then claiming that I was a guy who was trolled by the Miscreants as well and was offering an alliance, to which he seemed to reciprocate until I got swarmed with IMs by people claiming they were his agents or something. I basically told them (whoever they were exactly) that I was gonna back off. Last attempt was a female friend who was begging to talk to Chris, so I called Bob, spoke with him a few times, had her interview him, and that was that. Then a day later Chris released a vid where his “advisors” recommended that he refuse to accept any more interviews.
This is a bit off base on your last comment, but regarding getting Chris back to “normal”; His hormones are so fucked that even if he stops trooning out, it’ll take years for his T-levels to return to baseline. Testosterone is an extremely vital male anabolic that is essential for muscle and bone health; Chris mostly likely has the physical constitution of a 12-year old girl coupled with his already sedentary lifestyle. Even then I don’t know how much he moves around the house— I know a ton of people who pace around their house and yard because of how antsy they can get. Chris wouldn’t be able to handle a menial job which is all he’d qualify for. How did he fare during the con where he was on his feet all day? Did he complain at all about it or was he taking frequent sit-down breaks?
Back on the topic of getting Chris’s attention— who is this ween? Some random person? Doesn’t seem like he’s replying or tweeting at Chris directly, but by the looks of his twitter pfp he’s probably an enabler. Unless he’s popped up before in replies and I’m overlooking it.