Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[KingGeedorah]

I just want to know what his soda of choice is.

Like what does Neo-Christ do on his day off?

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Like what does Neo-Christ do on his day off?

Spoiler: Survey says...

 

[Sigyn]

I just want to know what his soda of choice is.

Like what does Neo-Christ do on his day off?

Stroke his ego while blowing a giant crucifix, probably.

 

[voiceguy]

Goes to every website that comes up when he Googles 74. (Just tried it -- 4,040,000,000 results. That should keep him busy.)

Fun coincidence (sorry, synchronism) -- one of the results is for a house that was sold in Chicago at 74 E Elm St(E5+E5+L12+M13+S19+T20=74). I wonder how he missed that one...

 

[Gene Parmesan]

How many times have we seen this? "Genasis74 " You would think God would know how to spell Genesis -- but then it wouldn't add up to 74!

There's... Lots of thread here. Pages and pages. Lots of examples of this, and there's likely more. If you were to simplify Brads theory, it is essentially:

"The numbers 7 and 4 are important, revelatory and meaningful"

If a something SHOULD be 74 or add up to 74 to make a point, and it doesn't.... It's not a failure of his theory, it's the number or word that is incorrect for NOT meeting his criteria.

It's how you get such bangers as Hurri(74) Katrina(74).

 

[Stratomsk]

The important thing to remember here is that this is not the real Brad Watson, percussionist from Miami.

The idiot posting here is a crazy person who is obsessed with Brad Watson and is trying to ruin his reputation. Brad's been stalked by this maniac (last name Jenkins) for many years. The police are well aware of Jenkins and his antics.

The real Brad Watson is a very pleasant and talented person. He's aware of this forum but can't be bothered to reply to it.

This brings an interesting point. Do we actually have any kind of verifiable evidence to believe that @Brad Watson_Miami is the real one? If not, then I wouldn't be surprised considering how literally all he does is quote from that wiki and avoiding completely answering questions.

What gave you reason to believe this guy isn't the real one?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Also, I don't understand why people are outright insulting Brad. Hilariously, someone reported Brad for telling someone to leave, while in the next two posts he was being bluntly attacked in a way that wasn't funny and seemed very personal. It's like people are here insulting him as a group to validate one another instead of enjoying the bizarre damnation sentences.

Right. If you get upset with someone being weird on the internet, they're a troll. If you laugh at them, they're a lolcow. Getting mad at Brad turns you into a lolcow.

@Brad Watson_Miami if you are christ reincarnated, can you turn water into wine? If so, you're invited to come to my next party.

 

[Vitriol]

There's... Lots of thread here. Pages and pages. Lots of examples of this, and there's likely more. If you were to simplify Brads theory, it is essentially:

"The numbers 7 and 4 are important, revelatory and meaningful"

If a something SHOULD be 74 or add up to 74 to make a point, and it doesn't.... It's not a failure of his theory, it's the number or word that is incorrect for NOT meeting his criteria.

It's how you get such bangers as Hurri(74) Katrina(74).

This is very true lol. I love how he uses english but stays away from other languages save obscure ones like greek and hebrew-

Gott=7+15+20+20=62
Deus= 4+5+21+19= 49
Dieu= 4+9+5+21=39
Mungu=13+21+14+7+21=76

Autistic as hell to test the obvious- but as you can see it doesn't work.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The important thing to remember here is that this is not the real Brad Watson, percussionist from Miami.

That's another lie. I AM Brad Watson, percussionist/drummer from Miami. I AM also a writer and most importantly, I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ based on the fact that I've fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:11 by having produced the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'.

@Brad Watson_Miami if you are Christ reincarnated, can you turn water into wine? If so, you're invited to come to my next party.

hurrhurrhurr,

You're an alcoholic. Seek help.

Here's a 'miracle' for ya. When's your birthday (don't tell me the year)? Look it up in the Bible; start in the Book of Matthew the first Christian book in the Bible, the first mention of Jesus son of Joseph. This is the Birthday Bible Code. Mine is July 26, so Matthew 7:26, "Anyone who hears these words of mine and doesn't obey them is like a foolish man who built his house on sand."

Please share your birthday with us.

Sigyn,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 666 years reincarnated as non-human.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Marionette]

hurrhurrhurr,

You're an alcoholic. Seek help.

Here's a 'miracle' for ya. When's your birthday (don't tell me the year)? Look it up in the Bible; start in the Book of Matthew the first Christian book in the Bible, the first mention of Jesus son of Joseph. This is the Birthday Bible Code. Mine is July 26, so Matthew 7:26, "Anyone who hears these words of mine and doesn't obey them is like a foolish man who built his house on sand."

Please share your birthday with us.

So you basically are a horoscope writer. Makes sense.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

(My reply to a poster on another site.)

Right-wing Rev. Jerry Falwell died about 10 years ago. It was right after he said in an interview when asked about George Bush Jr., "There's never been a president that was a Sunday school teacher." The reporter replied, "Jimmy Carter taught Sunday school." "And look how he did," Falwell responded.

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

George Walker Bush Jr. was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone has to buy or sell with."

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

Kitchentits,

I AM basically the 2nd Coming of the Christ. Please share your birthday (not the year) with us and let's look it up in the Bible and see what GOD had to say about you when you were born.

 

[Vitriol]

hurrhurrhurr,

You're an alcoholic. Seek help.

Here's a 'miracle' for ya. When's your birthday (don't tell me the year)? Look it up in the Bible; start in the Book of Matthew the first Christian book in the Bible, the first mention of Jesus son of Joseph. This is the Birthday Bible Code. Mine is July 26, so Matthew 7:26, "Anyone who hears these words of mine and doesn't obey them is like a foolish man who built his house on sand."

Please share your birthday with us.

How does this work if the chapters has fewer versus than the month has days? What would be the verse for say jan 30 or feb 26? (matt 1 has 25 verses and matt 2 has 23)

Why does neither christ, nor any of his apostles, nor any of the prophets before him mention 'birthday codes'?

 

[Marionette]

Kitchentits,

I AM basically the 2nd Coming of the Christ. Please share your birthday (not the year) with us and let's look it up in the Bible and see what GOD had to say about you when you were born.

Or you could not be a lazy ass and check my profile for it.

Edit: The actual fuck is Kitchentits? Sounds delicious.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Here's a 'coincidence', I mean synchronism for everyone. I AM trying to keep better records of everybody's sentences here so I copied...

Sigyn,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 666 years reincarnated as non-human.

And I headed to http://7seals.yuku.com to add it to the others. I then saw that kiwifarms.net members receive their Judgment Day had 666 views. Weird, huh?!

 

[LegoTugboat]

Funny. I looked at it, and it was 667 views.

HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT WITH YOUR PRECIOUS SCIENCE?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Kitchentits,

It's too bad you don't want to share your birthday with us and see how it aligns in Matthew. I AM not going to go searching for it.

(Still playing with his) LegoTugboat,

Would you like to share your birthday with the class?

 

[Marionette]

Kitchentits,

It's too bad you don't want to share your birthday with us and see how it aligns in Matthew. I AM not going to go searching for it.

Which is the exact same reason I'm not ever going to your wiki. If you won't educate others I won't educate you.

 

[AP 297]

@Brad Watson_Miami

I am glad you came back today, man. I see from the weather info that while it will be cloudy where you are, it should be a nice day outside. Only 20% chance of rain, it will be nice dude. Spend some time with us if you want, but also why not enjoy it outside. Miami is a beautiful place and it stays in the low 80's for a very small part of the year, man.

I saw your comment yesterday, I am not too scared of judgement. I am basically just going to chill here and enjoy the info you are dropping on us.

Just relax, Brad. There are some guys who are agitated, but since you are what you are, why get mad?

Also man, you can check it from my profile. My b-day is Sept 11. Make of it what you will.

 

[LegoTugboat]

(Still playing with his) LegoTugboat,

Would you like to share your birthday with the class?

No, because religious fundamentalists seem to enjoy preying on men while screaming that a man should only love a woman.

I trust you understand.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

How do birthdays play into your judgements? Do you account for leap years?