DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

The Wolverine toy really does explain it all. His parents didn't act immediately, and as a result of that inaction Phil lost out. So now if Phil wants something he goes out and gets it straight away. He thinks about the consequences of it later, and even then he only does that if he really has to.

If someone gets so messed up that even 30 years later they are having a tantrum about not getting a toy, even the best parents and I bet a lot of child and family psychologists likely can’t fix that either.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

While it’s all endless speculation how much Phil’s parents are to blame for how bad their little monster turned out it’s impossible to ignore they stumbled quite a bit and this had some long term affects on phil.

a lot of his more recent habits can be blamed on him going legit insane from years of his social distancing lifestyle, but he came onto youtube back in the day with a chip on his shoulder. Plus all the weird things he’s said over the years about his younger years are just weird.

his mom combing his hair until he was in high school, the fact that he was doing laundry at his parents house after moving out(his mom was doing his laundry into his late 20s/early 30s) him going shopping with his mom weekly while in college(any young man who regularly shops with his mom is weird, sorry) hell the fact that his dad rarely seems to be mentioned specifically in all his old stories can be a red flag itself.

and even if all these stories are just BS or exaggerations by phil it’s clearly his memories of his parents are warped in his head to some degree.

It’s clear at the very least his mom has and still babied him all his life, which means she probably praised him every time he wiped his ass growing up, which probably explains the chip on his shoulder he’s seemingly always had

 

[Jaximus]

Wait $800 is being disputed for a chargeback right now or

No and I don’t get why people keep saying it is 800, guess even detractors can fall for pignosis. At most it’s like 50 bucks being tried to charge back, wich might succeed because it was 2 recent tips out of a bunch of tips over the last 9 months and the person went to their cc company instead of PayPal.

Phil states afterwards that if the 50 dollar or so chargeback succeeds, that person might try to go for the entire 800. But by Phil’s own words, king tut tried it years ago and failed, because you can’t claim “oh, I didn’t approve these transactions from the last 9 months”. You would have noticed if someone charged 800 dollars on your cc over a span of 9 months.

 

[Paladin Derich]

It's 50/50.

Most parents will knuckle down and tell their kids how to do something if they're old enough. On the other hand, kids will often attempt and learn certain things out of convenience. The Burnell family was the perfect storm for producing an insufferable manbaby.

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

No and I don’t get why people keep saying it is 800, guess even detractors can fall for pignosis. At most it’s like 50 bucks being tried to charge back, wich might succeed because it was 2 recent tips out of a bunch of tips over the last 9 months and the person went to their cc company instead of PayPal.

Phil states afterwards that if the 50 dollar or so chargeback succeeds, that person might try to go for the entire 800. But by Phil’s own words, king tut tried it years ago and failed, because you can’t claim “oh, I didn’t approve these transactions from the last 9 months”. You would have noticed if someone charged 800 dollars on your cc over a span of 9 months.

IIRC didn’t rumple get only about half of his $300 or so charged back?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The Wolverine toy really does explain it all. His parents didn't act immediately, and as a result of that inaction Phil lost out. So now if Phil wants something he goes out and gets it straight away. He thinks about the consequences of it later, and even then he only does that if he really has to.

If someone gets so messed up that even 30 years later they are having a tantrum about not getting a toy, even the best parents and I bet a lot of child and family psychologists likely can’t fix that either.

a lot of his more recent habits can be blamed on him going legit insane from years of his social distancing lifestyle, but he came onto youtube back in the day with a chip on his shoulder.

Please forgive the following bit of powerleveling: My own upbringing was pretty terrible. My real mother didn't teach me a damn thing aside from basic shit like tying my shoes, my first step-mother had even worse issues than I do today, and my father, while always around and clearly gives a shit, just isn't capable of being a great parent. His own parents are largely to blame for that.

There were things I asked for that I didn't get (for a variety of reasons), there were times when I didn't benefit from our economic situation the way I could have, and before I could even comprehend the cons of having to share with so many siblings, I disliked having them.

Yet I didn't turn out like Phil. We have some similarities, like the compulsion to get stuff right away, but where I am cognizant of it, and try to keep my logical side ahead of my own impulsiveness, he seems to almost revel in it at times. Maybe it's because I'm just not as dumb as he is, but I don't think that's all there is to it. His parents HAD to have fucked up more than mine did.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know, I'm flatly astonished that in over 5000 pages no one made the obvious reference to "helicopter parents".

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You know, I'm flatly astonished that in over 5000 pages no one made the obvious reference to "helicopter parents".

Pretty sure someone said that in regards to his mother a few pages ago.

Oh, you meant because he worked at a helicopter plant. Good one. lol

 

[Michel Ney]

No and I don’t get why people keep saying it is 800, guess even detractors can fall for pignosis. At most it’s like 50 bucks being tried to charge back, wich might succeed because it was 2 recent tips out of a bunch of tips over the last 9 months and the person went to their cc company instead of PayPal.

Phil states afterwards that if the 50 dollar or so chargeback succeeds, that person might try to go for the entire 800. But by Phil’s own words, king tut tried it years ago and failed, because you can’t claim “oh, I didn’t approve these transactions from the last 9 months”. You would have noticed if someone charged 800 dollars on your cc over a span of 9 months.

A chargeback is always handled by his CC company, not PayPal. If you were to report a payment through PP, saying that you didn't receive something then Philliam can just reveal that he's a streamer and received a tip. If you were to report it as a payment you didn't make, then it gets trickier. But it goes into what you're saying in the second part. Let's say a troll tips him hundreds over several months and then reports all of them? Same principle, you didn't notice all of those payments for this long? And you have a history of paying this one streamer before. Unlikely to win.

A chargeback is different, you go to your CC company, who then goes to PP and asks WTF that was about. PP then asks the pig what he has to say. Ultimate decision lies with the CC company though. That's why you can lose your PP account if you have a caselog of too many chargeback cases, because at that point you can be deemed to be a risk factor, and then you're out.

So it could well be a chargeback, we have no way of knowing. Pig would probably refer to everything that happens to him as a chargeback, because he's a moron.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[hector85]

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pig in its natural habitat making sure it's jew nose is at it's jewiest

 

[Iron Hamster]

mmmmmmmm........oysters

 

[Iron Father]

Pretty insane how insecure Dave is. Not that I didn't already know that, but TLOU2 is really putting that magnifying glass on his insecurities and keeping it there for long periods of time.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Thought this was pandalee but its not

 

[Gramh]

Thought this was pandalee but its not

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The obvious tells it's not Panda is that DSP would never do anything actively to try and placate anyone for any reason that didn't benefit him financially, and the concept of Panda willingly putting DSP's penis in her mouth just for some dishes.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I'm just floating this out there that tonight's stream is one of those times that Phil is refusing to talk much about the vest goal.
But... this is also another one of those night streams where he runs out of water with about 40-50 minutes left in the stream. A large donation usually pops up shortly thereafter.
Sure enough, a meme name (IRLSaudiPrince) forked out $50 and Phil was completely unphased, which is doubly weird given that he is currently paranoid about chargebacks and yet doesn't bat an eye at a joke name.

What I'm getting at is that he probably DMs Jeff that he's going to need a big tip to hit the goal just in case he isn't watching the stream at the time and Jeff rolls up with about 20 minutes left to shore up the difference.

Also, he stated earlier when someone asked that, because of the controversy surrounding Last of Us, he may actually do a special 'modernized' review, where he just talks to the camera. He went on to say that this is really just fan service because he wouldn't make money off of it, really, so it'd just be because they want it.
It has nothing to do with the obvious attempt to cash in on drama. No sir. Not Fanservice Phil. He just always gives his fans what they want. Apparently.

 

[Gramh]

I'm just floating this out there that tonight's stream is one of those times that Phil is refusing to talk much about the vest goal.
But... this is also another one of those night streams where he runs out of water with about 40-50 minutes left in the stream. A large donation usually pops up shortly thereafter.
Sure enough, a meme name (IRLSaudiPrince) forked out $50 and Phil was completely unphased, which is doubly weird given that he is currently paranoid about chargebacks and yet doesn't bat an eye at a joke name.

What I'm getting at is that he probably DMs Jeff that he's going to need a big tip to hit the goal just in case he isn't watching the stream at the time and Jeff rolls up with about 20 minutes left to shore up the difference.

Also, he stated earlier when someone asked that, because of the controversy surrounding Last of Us, he may actually do a special 'modernized' review, where he just talks to the camera. He went on to say that this is really just fan service because he wouldn't make money off of it, really, so it'd just be because they want it.
It has nothing to do with the obvious attempt to cash in on drama. No sir. Not Fanservice Phil. He just always gives his fans what they want. Apparently.

It wouldn't be so noticable if it wasn't for how much he clowns about random shit in his chat that has either a small or no monetary note attached to it or the "i'm not going to talk about it but i'm going to talk about it" hands off the controller rant. Those big tips come in though, he reacts like he's getting served fast food or something. Spot on with the drama whoring, he doesn't care about his fans he just wants to be on the "right" side of the gaming community.

 

[Muppetmode]

I'm just floating this out there that tonight's stream is one of those times that Phil is refusing to talk much about the vest goal.
But... this is also another one of those night streams where he runs out of water with about 40-50 minutes left in the stream. A large donation usually pops up shortly thereafter.
Sure enough, a meme name (IRLSaudiPrince) forked out $50 and Phil was completely unphased, which is doubly weird given that he is currently paranoid about chargebacks and yet doesn't bat an eye at a joke name.

What I'm getting at is that he probably DMs Jeff that he's going to need a big tip to hit the goal just in case he isn't watching the stream at the time and Jeff rolls up with about 20 minutes left to shore up the difference.

Also, he stated earlier when someone asked that, because of the controversy surrounding Last of Us, he may actually do a special 'modernized' review, where he just talks to the camera. He went on to say that this is really just fan service because he wouldn't make money off of it, really, so it'd just be because they want it.
It has nothing to do with the obvious attempt to cash in on drama. No sir. Not Fanservice Phil. He just always gives his fans what they want. Apparently.

Theo theory: what if he just goes downstairs and tells kat to donate lol

In other news, bunch of sexual assault allegations are happening to a bunch of people on twitch, eta till Phil jumps into the drama? I think within the week

 

[Full Race Replay]

Theo theory: what if he just goes downstairs and tells kat to donate lol

In other news, bunch of sexual assault allegations are happening to a bunch of people on twitch, eta till Phil jumps into the drama? I think within the week

He’ll resurrect his masturbating tweet from the Projared days

 

[tzgnilki]

Theo theory: what if he just goes downstairs and tells kat to donate lol

In other news, bunch of sexual assault allegations are happening to a bunch of people on twitch, eta till Phil jumps into the drama? I think within the week

the only person dave will be familiar with is angryjoe

Spoiler

and the accusation against angryjoe is kinda sad, the guy just wanted to get his dick sucked and got blueballed, the girl isn't even a 3/10

I have a hard time believing anyone would touch this swamp monster, she looks like a last of us 2 character, the whore got a free dinner, she's just joining the twitter echo chamber of millionaire streamers pretending to be opressed by males

Pax east 2018, yoinked from the lolcow theead

original pic was with suicide advocate, and tesla owner dmbrandon, she was 100% clout chasing

more pics of this swamp whale for the interested





Link to the sexual assault allegation

there was more effort put into that twitlonger than DSP's entire career

joe's response lol

dave will be happy the heat is on someone else for once, and not his wwe addiction/bankruptcy/his sad life



edit: didn't realise, as expected TheyCallMeDMCA had already jumped on this piece of news, using it to prop himself up as a mature adult

spoiler: he didn't read the entire twitlonger, (I don't blame him lol), but has an opinion & he expects it to be respected/heard



Link to the ginpinion

edit: put the joe shit in spoiler tags