Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
So...Val Kilmer then?
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BY THE POWER OF RA.
 
Brad why don't you judge some of our other users like @Cowlick who is one of the most prideful people I know.

Or @Holden who has broken prob ever commandant save for killing someone... For now

Also my birthday is 4/22/90. I'm curious as what God has to say about that
 
OK, so I did some catching up, and I saw that he mentioned Walt Disney, an a documentary made about him.

Honestly, where do I begin? I know the work of Disney fairly well, and I can just say that Disney did very little of it. It was mostly the people that worked for him, the unsung heroes that created the magic. People like Ub Iwerks, The Sherman Brothers and many more.

But I'm getting off track here. Brad brought up Disney and Religion. What I got out of it was that he thought Disney believed in something different altogether. Honestly, I know very little about Walt's personal life, so I have nothing to say about that. However, when you bring up faulty sources to claim something, that's where I have to get involved.

Ever hear of the book Walt Disney: Hollywood's Dark Prince? Basically, in short, it pissed off multiple people, including Walt's Family. It made claims that not only was Walt an FBI informant, but he hated the jews and was cryogenically frozen and his body was hidden in different parts of Walt Disney World. Basically, from what I can tell, Brad will believe anything he hears about American icons.
 
First-time here? I see your proud of your gonads. Well, everybody needs a hobby.

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?
 
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Note to Room: By the time Disney joined up, the Rosicrucians had turned into a fraternal organization akin to the Shriners, which they remain to this day--organizing collections for needy families and coming up with silly secret handshakes.

The Rosicrucians: the secret occult society that includes your uncle's alcoholic golf buddy!
 
First-time here? I see your proud of your gonads. Well, everybody needs a hobby.

They're fuckin' LIQUID-COOLED, dude! I can overclock my gametes and still maintain an adequate ball climate. Ain't got no time for the return of Christ when I'm benchmarking these bad boys!

Or something... I really have no idea how to answer that.
 
LiquidCooledGonads,

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/25/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I continue to review your case.
 
Hey Brad, has anyone passed your grading system yet?

Just wondering what I need to study. Just need a C to graduate Kingdom of Heaven University.
 
You know I think I have sussed why Brad uses judgements on people, He is afraid of his own judgement. Deep down he knows what he is saying is nonsense but whatever is keeping him posing his theories prevents that realisation from taking hold an allowing him to move on with his life.

Sad really.
 
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