Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

This is absolutely retarded. I do most of my shopping at Sam's Club and the lines there are just as long as the ones at every other supermarket I've ever been to. He has literally no reason to be complaining about this shit.

plus those "scan and go" apps cannot be used for alcohol as far as i know

but of course jack wouldn't know that since he and tammy are teetotalers

 

[Super Hans]

Or he's a manlet

There's no way he's not in one of the store's mobility scooters. He can't even turn around in his own kitchen without swaying like a damn weeble wobble.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Anyone ever seen this?

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[JimmyNeutronWasATerrorist]

[/QUOTE]

That explains why he shills this thing so much.

 

[Chamulum]

He really fumbled the bag. First he's on TV and has articles on him, now he barely goes over 10k views.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

"Evenly cooked"

You just know that the turkey was raw too.
Edit: Yep

 

[Y2K Baby]

Raw meat is for Chads.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Too bad Father's day was a bust. I thought Jack would at least make a Father's day-themed video, but he didn't even do that. Wouldn't a Father's day vid bring him in at least some sort of new audience? Why pass on an opportunity like that and go for an upcoming 'Disney themed recipe' like he teased on the livestream?

I don't understand Jack.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

 

[Chamulum]

Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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The food looks fine. This is a 3 star meal?

 

[AnOminous]

The food looks fine. This is a 3 star meal?

There apparently weren't 18,000 calories in it or maybe he didn't get an entire gallon of ranch sauce (adulterated with the chef's sperm) to dip it in.

 

[JimmyNeutronWasATerrorist]

Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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There are a few things to unpack in Jack's review here:

1. He's bitching about "slender" chicken wings. I do not know what he's talking about. Those wings look normal to me and I'm sure they'd taste alright.

2. He talks about the place having a pizza cutting problem. Just cut it yourself if you have a problem with how they cut it, fatass. You could even have Junior do it if you're too lazy to do it yourself.

3. The slices at Pitchfork Pizza are "one bite" according to Jack. Anything is probably going to be "one bite" if you have a huge fucking greasy maw instead of a normal sized mouth like the rest of us do.

4. He says that there aren't enough toppings on the pizzas. There are certainly enough toppings even if they aren't distributed that great (but no one gives a shit about that, you'll get uneven toppings at almost any pizza place).

 

[captkrisma]

Looking at the menu for pitchfork...and nothing really seems out of place price-wise, especially since their gimmick is based on the dough being fried instead of baked.

Jack definitely got the "How Much Smoke" pizza, with it's prime rib and BBQ sauce on the first pizza, but im not sure what the second pizza is. $18 for a pizza with prime rib isn't out of the question.

 

[salmonellajack]

Damn, they are doing miracles with keto recipes these days. Those keto pizzas almost look like ordinary pizzas

 

[captkrisma]

Damn, they are doing miracles with keto recipes these days. Those keto pizzas almost look like ordinary pizzas

It should be said that Pitchfork pizza does not offer any keto dough on their menus.

Jack is a coward and full of shit.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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It's hard to please customers.

Where I live, the upscale pizzerias started to deliver uncut pizzas, as cutting make them colder quicker and also can cause the toppings to slide. Some people complained about having to cut them. Then there are jackasses like this who complain no matter what. I honestly feel like Jack LIKES TO complain just for the fun of it. Given the quality of the "food" he prepares, he doesn't have the right to be so picky.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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I mean, at least the family was spared a bout of salmonella? Most normal families would cook a nice meal at home, preferably the father's favorite so I guess pizza and bitching about the price are Jack's favorite dish. Checks out.

 

[CatFace]

Oh man, ‘pizza cutting problem’? I think that comment in itself shows Jack’s twisted mind. What do you do when you get a pizza slice that was cut a little thin and you are still hungry? Grab another. Interesting he doesn’t mention a slice being too big. Only small and ‘proper’. If some are too thin one would imagine some are too big.

I usually try not to read too much into this sort of thing but to me it sounds a lot like either Big T or little j got a larger portion at some point and Jack drew the short straw. The wendigo needs more.

 

[Lenzperkins]

I hope Jack starts wearing his mask.
This article was from 6/20/2020
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