Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

OstREEEch said:
Too bad they're both bottoms.
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Noya said:
Much like vaginas, they're on average going to only be able to accommodate about five inches in depth.
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Uh, I think you might be looking for r/badwomensanatomy. I hate to break it to you, but women's reporductive organs (vaginal opening, vagina, and cervix) are definitely designed to accommodate penises longer than 5".
 
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4Macie said:
Greg is gross and therefore his dick is gross. His dick could be 10 inches long and we’d still be saying it’s small because it bothers Greg
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I agree to an extent, but the way you worded part of this statement almost implies that he doesn't have a small, horrendous needle dick. In case Greg does come here to read, I want it to be clear that his dick is gross. So, for the record
his dick (when not using a wide angled lense) looks to be around 4.5 inches. Maybe 5. The circumference is laughable. He doesn't use his hand to grasp it or to jerk it. He uses his thumb and index finger and even that is too big. It's covered in so many bumps that they cluster together and look like a coating of smegma. His dick is so mutilated in its appearance that no one has really been able to discern whether he's cut or not. It's bizarrely proportioned like the rest of Greg's achondroplasia-like body. The head is elongated and bulbous. It's brownish yellow and sorta crooked. I could go on. But in conclusion, his dick is objectively unappealing to such a degree that I'm confident most women would have an immediate negative reaction upon seeing it for the first time.

"If he is doing an Onision docu for TV, what's the issue?" (sorry, I messed up the quote text)

Hansen pissed off a small group of nobodies with commentary channels. This doesn't extend even an inch towards being big news and doesn't at all harm his reputation. It only matters to a tiny, niche portion of YouTube. Repzion, in particular, has a vested interest in milking this situation for all that he can since it involves Greg. His Onision content is the only content that brings him views and money. It's fair to say that he likely used those GFM bucks to fund his move into that nicer apartment. So he has to do whatever he can to make sure he can pay for it. I believe he's also attempting to divert attention from the fact that he and his gf were shown to be lying fraudster scumbags. So he's trying hard to make himself tEh nObLe oNiSiOn cOaLiTiOn and considers himself to be the sole claimant of any Onision story or drama. With all of that in mind it makes sense why he's sperging SO much about whether or not Hansen sold a story. Its NOT FAIR that Hansen can breeze onto the platform to instant success and it's definitely NOT FAIR that he was asked to take the story to ID Discovery instead of Repzion who has been milking Greg's drama for a decade now. Repzion feels entitled to the details of a fucking stranger's life, simmer on that. I'd like to compare the revenue Repzion has earned on his shitty, lazy, and stolen Onision content to whatever Hansen maybe earned from Discovery ID.
 
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SarsCUTE69 said:
If women can pass another human being through taints, women can accomodate a cock.
But i read people talk about vaginas like we have a goatse and should stuff all kinds of things inside it like it is amazing and pleasurable.
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It's truly amazing the rumors incels and virgins manage to perpetuate about the mysteries of lady parts: what they are capable of, what gets them off. Lady parts unseen are truly Schrodinger's pussy, both everything and nothing at once.
 
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multiverse said:
It's truly amazing the rumors incels and virgins manage to perpetuate about the mysteries of lady parts: what they are capable of, what gets them off. Lady parts unseen are truly Schrodinger's pussy, both everything and nothing at once.
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Yet they still know more than a certain lesbian with womb cancer
Off topic, but y'know.

I wonder how far off he is to wearing women's clothes in his shoots
 
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It's like people are unaware vaginas are designed to squeeze babies out of. I think they can handle more than a 5 inch dick lmao. Sounds like some shit some dude with a 5 inch dick would tell himself. "Oh she can't handle more than this." lmao.

I digress. All dick sperging aside, here's some more dick sperging that is pertinent to this thread. A while back we were all WTFing about how different his dick looks in every photo, especially in that first set of nudes where it looks like a pig in a blanket in some shots and circumcised in others. There's also been questions as to whether or not he's pumping.

After seeing the attached image, I'm starting to think he definitely is, and it certainly explains the inconsistency in the appearance of this dick's dick from one photo to the next. Obviously he could also be shooping or using packers as well, this is just my autistic dick analysis.

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Here we have 2 pics of the same dude's dick before and after using a pump. Might explain why Greg's keeps shapeshifting and why it looks so goddamn angry all the time.

I mean, I'd be angry too if I were attached to a mentally impotent manlet that kept slamming me into tables and underage girls, but still. That dick look angry AF.
 
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_0methadonius0_ said:
I agree to an extent, but the way you worded part of this statement almost implies that he doesn't have a small, horrendous needle dick. In case Greg does come here to read, I want it to be clear that his dick is gross. So, for the record
his dick (when not using a wide angled lense) looks to be around 4.5 inches. Maybe 5. The circumference is laughable. He doesn't use his hand to grasp it or to jerk it. He uses his thumb and index finger and even that is too big. It's covered in so many bumps that they cluster together and look like a coating of smegma. His dick is so mutilated in its appearance that no one has really been able to discern whether he's cut or not. It's bizarrely proportioned like the rest of Greg's achondroplasia-like body. The head is elongated and bulbous. It's brownish yellow and sorta crooked. I could go on. But in conclusion, his dick is objectively unappealing to such a degree that I'm confident most women would have an immediate negative reaction upon seeing it for the first time.

"If he is doing an Onision docu for TV, what's the issue?" (sorry, I messed up the quote text)

Hansen pissed off a small group of nobodies with commentary channels. This doesn't extend even an inch towards being big news and doesn't at all harm his reputation. It only matters to a tiny, niche portion of YouTube. Repzion, in particular, has a vested interest in milking this situation for all that he can since it involves Greg. His Onision content is the only content that brings him views and money. It's fair to say that he likely used those GFM bucks to fund his move into that nicer apartment. So he has to do whatever he can to make sure he can pay for it. I believe he's also attempting to divert attention from the fact that he and his gf were shown to be lying fraudster scumbags. So he's trying hard to make himself tEh nObLe oNiSiOn cOaLiTiOn and considers himself to be the sole claimant of any Onision story or drama. With all of that in mind it makes sense why he's sperging SO much about whether or not Hansen sold a story. Its NOT FAIR that Hansen can breeze onto the platform to instant success and it's definitely NOT FAIR that he was asked to take the story to ID Discovery instead of Repzion who has been milking Greg's drama for a decade now. Repzion feels entitled to the details of a fucking stranger's life, simmer on that. I'd like to compare the revenue Repzion has earned on his shitty, lazy, and stolen Onision content to whatever Hansen maybe earned from Discovery ID.
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I'm genuinely looking forward to how this saga is going to play on prime time TV. There's so much shit about Gunk's YouTube career that will appear completely inexplicable to boomers tuning in for the first time. The poorly written skits with all the cross dressing and early YouTube's unique brand of edgy jokes. The total inanity of the banana song. The unhinged voicemails he left AJ. Filming Shiloh's mental breakdown. His whiny draw my life about Taylor's dad disapproving of a pedo making his daughter a child bride and breeder. The kombucha meltdown videos. The clip on Blair White where he admits his preference for "underdeveloped" bodies. His fucking hentai addiction. Basementgate. Somewhere they'll drop the story of his daughter's injury like a bomb. There is no possible way to adequately contextualize this shit for a TV special because it's totally fucking insane. It's all going to be presented with the same self-serious boomer incredulity with which Hansen asks every guest "is this a cult?" I hope it's all edited super sensationalist like the 911 call video.

We are getting FED
 
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It varies from vagina to vagina- i read in a fuckin girl talk magazine that black women have longer vaginal shafts to accommodate BBC :''"))
But yeah I think it's case by case, I can't take more than 6-7 inches but I have seen some women vaginas inhale horse dildos and bad dragons.

TLDR; vaginas are very stretchy and all come in different sizes/depths
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
can someone convince onion to make some kind of poll and get some one to actually peg him, with a proper sized dildo? Dry, of course, because thats how he likes his women.
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tbf i only wanna see that if he's the bottom bitch to a troon, a big ol' black man in prison, or if it's like the scene in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo when she gets her revenge.
 
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People on Only Fans do not want average suction cup dildos for pleasurable riding, that only gets them so far. There's the average sized dildo you use for pleasure and your "teehee my first anal video", and the large tentacle dildo you end up using to get those pennies. It's the way of the world for someone who has now painted themselves into the corner of being a submissive bottom. A good dom can still exude control even when taking it up the arse, Greg can't even give off dom vibes when telling someone to suck his penis.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
Isn't this the opposite of what he has claimed before?
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See, he's always been a massive sperg about how uncut dicks are the only way to go, because Mama told him so. He made a huge deal of this when his son was born, and again when Troy had testicular torsion and Gerg was too stupid to understand the problem. He's always been super pround of himself for having foreskin and has made stump speeches about how women prefer them for years.

He has a foreskin, it's just mangled because he's a water headed genetic freak with bizzaro anatomy.
 
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