Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Yo is this our gorl on the Wish.com app store?

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If weight loss were really that easy, Tess would take the opportunity in a heartbeat.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Oh man...lol that takes the sheet cake and the icing on top of it.

I love it's more believable photoshop than what Tess tries to do.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Hey, I'm still catching up the last few months of the thread so I'm sorry if anything I post is a repeat/late. I'll edit/delete if that's the case or if something else catches my eye.

I was wondering what our old friend Nick was up to because the last few pages are mainly Tess's virtue signaling but he hasn't really used his social media since he came out as an enby alcoholic... It seems maybe they have an agreement.

Anyways, he uses his le Reddit xD account daily so I gathered some information from there.

He works at a grocery store now.

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He claims he is intersex and shares he was raped and there were many attempts as well. He shares he has had an eating disorder. He doesn't mind if his partner sells nude photos. (Hmmm...)
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Here are some very questionable claims about his skills and past work experience... If anyone could confirm/deny any of those it would be interesting.

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^Btw all of this is because he thinks a taxidermied rat-snake thing is ~real art~
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The last comment is very funny - he makes someone's suicide all about himself... He's not shy from sharing tips about how to be the perfect "soft daddy" as well.

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He says moving to the States was a big mistake and how women are his "second option".
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Otherwise he spends his days in intelectual conversations like this.

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He calls women and trans men "babe" and "brother" and babies them but is obviously interested in the AMAB people posting pictures, calling them "hot" and "hunks".

“I know I have white privilege, but...” the eternal preamble before the nü-gendered launches into a list of reasons why they are more special and put-upon than poor Black people.

“Successfully” is an interesting way of describing being raped. Plus he uses this as evidence of how he is part dainty lady? Like a big strapping man with a beard would never be “successfully raped”?

Finally, having a micro-penis is not the same thing as being intersexed, Nicky.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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Idiots like this virtue signaling and lecturing people about voting...don't they remember what happened the last time they did that??

 

[JambledUpWords]

Idiots like this virtue signaling and lecturing people about voting...don't they remember what happened the last time they did that??

Tess doesn’t even seem like the kind of person that would even vote. Also, unless Biden picks a STRONG POWERFUL BLACK WOMAN as his running mate, I can’t see Tess bringing herself to vote for him.

 

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Oh no, you're a mordibly obsese unemployed single mother in your mid 30s and people aren't sending you thirst traps? However will you cope?

Her immaturity never ceases to stun.

 

[Constellationzero]

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So WTF does her greasy SPED stare have anything to do with all that word vomit?

Conversely: It would be a fun social experiment if someone made a roll of toilet paper with Guntster's face on the sheets and posted it. Wonder if she'd take it in stride?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

OMFG NO.

Spoiler: Herein lies my headache/amusement

I adore how we go from perfectly natural fuzz along the side of her head to absolutely no fuzz, plus shading artifacts.

"Nature doesn't make straight lines, Tess."

"Nature doesn't make straight lines, Tess."

This is me trying to figure out how the fuck her hair is supposed to be working here where she shooped hair from other areas of her head in where her neck is suppose to be.

What the actual fuck is this...? Other than smudging the edge of her jowls terribly?

Just wanted to point out all the pores... that suddenly fucking vanish as she smudged the corners of her lips out of existence to get rid of the fat girl scowl.

Simply adoring how the shadow from the blinks that run straight across her face are suddenly smudged over with a lighter flesh tone because that's what happens when you pull your face over and use the smudge tool to hide what you've done.

 

[Water-T]

I'm praying to Jeebus that black Twitter roasts her for literally shoving her fat dead fish face into a post about Breonna Taylor.

 

[OttoWest]

I'm a vogue published photographer

WTF is “vogue”? Surely he can’t mean the capital-V Vogue magazine.

Was there no career ed course as part of Nick’s BFA? No “how to fashion a portfolio“, no “how to compose a resume”? Having seen my fair share of art school CVs, this is laughable.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She photoshopped her neck almost completely out of that photo & her shoulder area looks bizarre.

Edit to add missing word.

 

[JambledUpWords]

How long before Tess gets called out for fetishizing black people?

 

[Water-T]

She's still not going to be your friend and let you ride her coattails, Tess. Stop it.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

WTF is “vogue”? Surely he can’t mean the capital-V Vogue magazine.

Was there no career ed course as part of Nick’s BFA? No “how to fashion a portfolio“, no “how to compose a resume”? Having seen my fair share of art school CVs, this is laughable.

He wasn't even published in the actual magazine. Just on their website.

 

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How long before Tess gets called out for fetishizing black people?

I'm sure Jolene is kept busy deleting anything but praise from her accounts.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Did Tess appropriate a black woman’s lips? I know Kylie Jenner has been accused of it.

 

[BIG DADDY]

that last pic was hands down the worst shop job I’ve seen from her yet and she STILL looks like shit

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess did another photo. This time her boobs are hanging out. There’s also a video of her just looking at herself.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Close your fucking mouth, you vapid mouth-breathing dingbat. FFS.