Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Stratomsk]

(This will be a BIG relief to my girlfriend.)

Do you enjoy whispering sweet nothings to an imaginary blow up doll?

 

[Maruukat]

I AM right here. So the GOOD news is that GOD is not telling you to move into my spare bedroom. (This will be a BIG relief to my girlfriend.)

Wait-wait, you have a girlfriend?
She actually listens to all of this you spew out?
Are you sure she's real?

 

[chimpburgers]

I AM right here. So the GOOD news is that GOD is not telling you to move into my spare bedroom. (This will be a BIG relief to my girlfriend.)

If you even do have a girlfriend, how long did it take you to convert her to your beliefs?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Wait-wait, you have a girlfriend?
She actually listens to all of this you spew out?
Are you sure she's real?

IIRC, Space Jesus' gal also just happens to have been reincarnated and was several important women before she became her current form.

So yeah, she's most likely as batshit as Brad.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

History Channel just mentioned Marilyn Monroe. She and Albert Einstein had a tryst in '47. (Neither was married, so it wasn't an affair.) But the math was wrong: he was 47 years older than her. She said, "He was the most energetic man I've ever been with." (Did I get that quote right?)

Einstein died on April 18, 1955. 4 years later, I was born. 7 years after Einstein's death, Marilyn died. 4 years after Marilyn's death, Janet Jackson was born. I AM 7 years older than Janet. 4 years after Janet was born, my girlfriend was born.

This is a BIG example of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Of course, Gene Parmesan Cheese and all atheists have to dismiss this as "coincidence" since any evidence of GOD, God-incarnate, intelligent design58, reincarnation, non-randomness, etc. has to be ignored or dismissed because of atheist dogma.

dollarpennypincher,

621311 25021.

Frank Rizzo,

Only a real 49311 would stoop to insult my girlfriend.

I just changed my mind about having a 1,000 year limit to reincarnation sentences here. Sentence: 1,274 years.

http://7seals.yuku.com .

Stratomsk,

1921311 1 3113512'19 30311. If you're too stupid to decode that, ask voiceguy for help.

Maruukat,

'Coincidentally', my gf used to have a cat that looks like your avatar.

 

[Marionette]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this man has been constantly posting since 6AM?

 

[Stratomsk]

History Channel just mentioned Marilyn Monroe. She and Albert Einstein had a tryst in '47. (Neither was married, so it wasn't an affair.) But the math was wrong: he was 47 years older than her. She said, "He was the most energetic man I've ever been with." (Did I get that quote right?)

Einstein died on April 18, 1955. 4 years later, I was born. 7 years after Einstein's death, Marilyn died. 4 years after Marilyn's death, Janet Jackson was born. I AM 7 years older than Janet. 4 years after Janet was born, my girlfriend was born.

This is a BIG example of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Of course, Gene Parmesan Cheese and all atheists have to dismiss this as "coincidence" since any evidence of GOD, God-incarnate, intelligent design58, reincarnation, non-randomness, etc. has to be ignored or dismissed because of atheist dogma.

According to this @Brad Watson_Miami was born in 1959 which means currently he is about 56 years old. His imaginary blow up doll he calls his girlfriend was born in 1974 making her 41 years old.

1921311 1 3113512'19 30311

Doesn't mean a damn thing to me. Is this supposed to mean something @voiceguy?

 

[chimpburgers]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this man has been constantly posting since 6AM?

I love folks who are willing to put that much dedication into their shitposting.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

Brad, what are your views on Charles Mason (and his cult in general)? Is he just some lunatic who murdered several people over some beatles song?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

How very unlike Christ.

It's not like you expected. How did you expect the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be?

 

[Ruin]

Hey Brad if you start typing with your left hand we can meet your girlfriend right now.

 

[The I Scream Man]

(I used to love)TheIceCreamMan,

Did you really talk to your former pastor74? If so, did you tell him that a musician/writer in Miami has proven he is the 2nd Coming of the Christ because he has fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:11 by having produced the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals" 'beyond Einstein theories'? I bet not. Give me his contact information and I'll get hold of him and see if he is SINcere about wanting to see the Christ return or whether he is a liar and hypocrite!*

I have NEVER claimed to be the "Son of God" nor did Jesus son of Joseph/"son of man". So that makes your anonymous pastor wrong right there. There are mistakes in the Bible and the proper interpretation of Scripture has always been thee debate. The 2nd Coming of the Christ must have a truly enlightened way of interpreting Scriptures and I do.

Re: my "not living my life at all in accordance with the Scriptures and being dishonest", that is a vicious lie! I was taught to imitate Jesus starting when I was 6 or 7 and I have been doing it all my life; I AM doing it now. I worship the truth.

Have I judged you before? 174 years reincarnated as non-human, 17.4 years non-commutable, born-again as human under very hellish circumstances.

http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 4/25/15 15:31 "It's not a coincidence that the transistor came out (in 1947)..." - 101 Gadgets That Changed The World

First, as to your ability to judge me:

“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"

I do not recognize your ability to judge me, nor do I recognize your divinity. The reasoning behind this is simple: not only do you in fact NOT act in accordance with Scripture (mortal man cannot claim to be God, Matthew 24:5), but you do not show any signs of the divinity! You have not performed any miracles, you are not able to walk on water or heal the sick and the lame, you are incapable of demonstrating that God is manifest within you. Indeed, I have no choice in this matter: I MUST search for these signs within you, as John 4:1 claims.

As I am no divine entity myself, I must merely rely upon my ability to judge the wicked as defined by the laws of man. Thus, while you have committed no crimes (that I am aware of), I cannot take you seriously, because you are a hypocrite and a blasphemer, to declare yourself to be God, even God Incarnate.

Secondly, as to contacting my pastor, instead how about I send you the Bishop local to my area?

I am certain he would be more than willing to describe to you in detail why your claims to divinity are false and why you are a charlatan, sir.

I await your response.

EDIT: It appears the Bishop's office is closed on the weekends. I suppose we'll have to wait until Monday, won't we?

 

[chimpburgers]

I don't think the 2nd Coming of Christ would be wasting time sperging on a message board meant to make fun of him but that's your call.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It's not like you expected. How did you expect the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be?

Well, I expected Him to do more than post number games on a forum. I figured He'd, you know, be willing to answer questions about the last 2,000 years.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

dollarpennypincher,

And if I can save one soul here, is it still a "waste of time"?

save=47=S19+A1+V22+E5
time=47=T20+I9+M13+E5

 

[chimpburgers]

dollarpennypincher,

And if I can save one soul here, is it still a "waste of time"?

save=47=S19+A1+V22+E5
time=47=T20+I9+M13+E5

So far by my calculations, you have saved 0.0 people here thus far but I sincerely like to see you keep trying for the sake of my own amusement.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

dollarpennypincher,

And if I can save one soul here, is it still a "waste of time"?

save=47=S19+A1+V22+E5
time=47=T20+I9+M13+E5

I've seen a lot more sentencing and judging than saving, Space Jesus.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I do not recognize your ability to judge me...
Secondly, as to contacting my pastor, instead how about I send you to his pastor, the Bishop local to my area?

First, you do recognize that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 22:12)?

Second, your 'pastor' attacked me and I want to reply directly to him. So unless you made that whole 318116 up, what's his name and contact information. What denomination are we talking about here?

So far by my calculations, you have saved 0.0 people here thus far but I sincerely like to see you keep trying for the sake of my own amusement.

666 years.

http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[chimpburgers]

666 years.

http://7seals.yuku.com

Damnation doesn't feel as bad as I thought it would be. Thank you sir.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I've seen a lot more sentencing and judging than saving, Space Jesus.

When you're dealing with mostly ungodly antichrists, that will happen.