Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Jackie Chin]

Brad Watson saved me.

 

[Coldgrip]

It's not like you expected. How did you expect the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be?

Godjesus and the Bear don't approve of your blasphemy Bradley.

Xib hlnv nltv Yizwovb.

 

[AP 297]

So far by my calculations, you have saved 0.0 people here thus far but I sincerely like to see you keep trying for the sake of my own amusement.

I would not say he has saved no one. We are quite safe right now from boredom and I find Brad to be quite interesting.

Behold his brilliance distilled.

History Channel just mentioned Marilyn Monroe. She and Albert Einstein had a tryst in '47. (Neither was married, so it wasn't an affair.) But the math was wrong: he was 47 years older than her. She said, "He was the most energetic man I've ever been with." (Did I get that quote right?)

Besides it look like the number is no longer zero! I think Brad is getting people over to his side.

Brad Watson saved me.

 

[voiceguy]

voiceguy said: ↑
בראשית is the Hebrew word for Genasis...the gematria for בראשית is 913.

Oh, sweet Elohim, now you're editing my quotes to make it look like I'm agreeing with you. Here is the original post of what I said.

בראשית is the Hebrew word for Genesis. This spelling has not changed in thousands of years because the Hebrew language is not "in flux". There is no Hebrew equivalent for "Genasis" therefore your use of this for gematria is in error. By the way, the gematria for בראשית is 913.

Quite a difference , wouldn't you say? And since I know in the past you have edited or deleted posts to make you look innocent, I have included a screenshot of your post in this post. By the way, Hebrew is not a dead language, it is very much in use today -- not just in synagogue services, but in casual conversation as well. Maybe you should do some research.

When you spell, u cast64 a spell64.

No one using proper English spells "you" as "u". "U" is text speak which is a different language than proper English, therefore English gematria rules would not apply. This is just another example of you changing the language to support your wild theories.

The Pharisees and Sadducees accused Jesus son of Joseph of blasphemy and now you are accusing me of it, too. History does repeat itself except this time, I don't get lashed and crucified no matter how much you want to see it happen 25021 522912 114209381891920.

I don't wish any kind of harm to come to you. I'm having too much fun blowing holes in your flimsy theories. The Pharisees and Sadducees were afraid that the followers of Jesus would turn against them and strip them of their power, so they had Jesus arrested on trumped-up charges of blasphemy. But Roman law would not execute Jesus for that, so they accused him of trying to overthrow the Roman emperor so he would be crucified. If Jesus had (like you) been passing threatening judgements, insulting the masses, and using obscenities in the name of God then he really would have been guilty of blasphemy and even his own apostles would not have followed him. He would have died an unknown and there would be no Gospels, no Epistles, no New Testament at all.

By the way, how could I be the Anti-Christ. You said the book of Revelations mentioned two beasts as Anti-Christ. You said one was Reagan and one was Bush. So there's the two Anti-Christs of Revelations, there is no third ergo I cannot be the Anti-Christ. (Remember, I am using only your interpretations here.) This means you were either lying then or you are lying now. Either way, you are a liar.

I noticed in an earlier post you called me "voicegal". LOL. That's very amusing, I like it. Mind if I start calling you Bradsphemer from here on in? I'm asking nicely because I don't want to offend you with a silly nickname.

Still waiting for you to figure out my birthday. Have you even figured out what "man" the quote is referring to?

 

[chimpburgers]

Congratulations Brad! You finally have some fans that can understand your genius. Whip us up some more sentencing for us infidels and unbelievers.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Damnation doesn't feel as bad as I thought it would be.

Wait for it. What do you imagine the worst animal and location to be reincarnated as? Antarctic penguin? It's really cold as hell there. Saharan camel? It's hot as hell there and you would get worked really hard by some cruel tribesman. Can you think of anything worse?*


*Synchronism: 4/25/15 17:07 "That's almost perfect!" (Missed hole-in-one by a foot.) - Golf Channel

 

[The I Scream Man]

First, you do recognize that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 22:12)?

Second, your 'pastor' attacked me and I want to reply directly to him. So unless you made that whole 318116 up, what's his name and contact information. What denomination are we talking about here?

Wait a second. Earlier in this thread you've said you're not Christ. Now you're claiming you are? Which is it?

Also, my pastor didn't attack you, he clarified for me what I suspected all along: that you are incapable of being the divine on the grounds that you exhibit no signs of being Godly.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Well, I expected Him to do more than post number games on a forum. I figured He'd, you know, be willing to answer questions about the last 2,000 years.

What do you want to know? Ask only serious questions if you can.

 

[AP 297]

*Synchronism: 4/25/15 17:07 "That's almost perfect!" (Missed hole-in-one by a foot.) - Golf Channel

Sheer brilliance. A divine insight that we should all see and appreciate!

Brad, you are the best prophet EVER!

 

[chimpburgers]

Wait for it. What do you imagine the worst animal and location to be reincarnated as? Antarctic penguin? It's really cold as hell there. Saharan camel? It's hot as hell there and you would get worked really hard by some cruel tribesman. Can you think of anything worse?*


*Synchronism: 4/25/15 17:07 "That's almost perfect!" (Missed hole-in-one by a foot.) - Golf Channel

Probably bacteria living under the Earth's crust. That's the worst thing I can honestly think of.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

When the apostles doubted Jesus rose from the dead, Jesus showed them the holes in his hands from the crucifixion. What will you do to prove your divinity?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

you are a liar.

No, you are. 666 years reincarnation sentence.* Do I owe you more than that?

http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 4/25/15 17:13 "And 1974" - Golf Channel

Probably bacteria living under the Earth's crust. That's the worst thing I can honestly think of.

Bacteria is not conscious of how painful their life is and, of course, bacteria is not an animal. Beef cows have a brutal life and that's no bull! Don't you agree?

 

[Jackie Chin]

Wait for it. What do you imagine the worst animal and location to be reincarnated as? Antarctic penguin? It's really cold as hell there. Saharan camel? It's hot as hell there and you would get worked really hard by some cruel tribesman.

Whoa man did you just swear?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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[AP 297]

Whoa man did you just swear?

Nah man, Brad is infallible. The dude does not swear. Hell is an okay word to say.

If he has to cuss, it will be in numbers. Like he totally hates this guy named Eboaba or something. The guy must be a dick to piss Brad off.

*Synchronism: 4/25/15 17:13 "And 1974" - Golf Channel

I love a prophet who quotes the golf channel. Such impressive insights, Brad! Please keep it coming, dude!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Jackie Chin,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

 

[AP 297]

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Yeah Fuck Beoba too. That guy is a total dick!

I don't know what he did to piss you off, Brad! It is clear he must be a total dick.

Fuck him!

 

[chimpburgers]

Bacteria is not conscious of how painful their life is and, of course, bacteria is not an animal. Beef cows have a brutal life and that's no bull! Don't you agree?

You know, I'll actually give you that.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Jackie Chin,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

I am a humungous believer in the Christ lord our savior of 2015 he is here to save us from homeosexual content in our lives and wants to win the war of heaven against the corrupt bureaucrats and spread his word amongst the masses

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

You know, I'll actually give you that.

Hey, we agree on something! You will be reincarnated as beef cows. You herd it here first, folks. You can chew on that cud for awhile.

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I think that you just mocked GOD and the Christ who supports equal rights for homosexuals. Therefore...

4/25/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I further review your case.