I had a similar idea but one where we combine choice cows and East St. Louis.
Potential Cows: Moldylocks, Greta, Milo Stewart, Lindsay Amer, Kevin Gibes, Zinnia, Fire, ADF...
(Similar opening to The Cube)
1. Wake from drug induced sleep in the bowels of the Spivey building
2. Have cameras EVERYWHERE. Have Saw-like puppet congratulating our NEW army of "social workers!!"
3. Social workers are all gifted 100 dollars cash.
4. Social workers may only move around by foot--no pesky cars or public transport.
5. Producers will introduce daily "challenges." EX: Teach Lataquaxca how to fill out a job application. Teach Dayquan how to provide for his family the legal way by producing "crafts" for sale at the Sulard Market.