Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

So he had a haircut, shaved his wild man beard, but still decided to turn up to court in a pair of glasses held together by scotch tape, like a schoolkid.

Lol what a fuckin nerd.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Here is the YouTube video that Russ posted about several weeks ago. As many suspected, it’s another retelling of a “scary true story.”

The very true, very real story that Russ submitted is based on an interaction he had with a prostitute in the summer of 2009.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Russ looked like a drowned rat. Did his hearing prep involve a swirly?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Here is the YouTube video that Russ posted about several weeks ago. As many suspected, it’s another retelling of a “scary true story.”

The very true, very real story that Russ submitted is based on an interaction he had with a prostitute in the summer of 2009.

Very spooky

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Here is the YouTube video that Russ posted about several weeks ago. As many suspected, it’s another retelling of a “scary true story.”

The very true, very real story that Russ submitted is based on an interaction he had with a prostitute in the summer of 2009.

"A black Jetta pulled up to my driveway. Does the story end here? Nope. The hooker actually wanted me to pay her! I offered her gas money and she got angry."

 

[badboy2000]

What on earth is his motivation for submitting totally real stories like this? He can't even legally drive.

"I had planned... for this incident to happen"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It's not even a scary story, he tried backing out of an agreement. If prostitution was legal in Utah she could've sued him (and win).

 

[Russtard]

Here's a summary of Russell's "super scary" true story about a hooker for anyone who can't be fucked to watch it.

Spoiler: Don't Lunacy Open Inside

• Russell is 18 and decides to hire his first hooker. He had to do this because he'd been friend-zoned and was sexually frustrated.
• Russell goes on Craigslist's hooker website and starts chatting up a prostitute. The hooker lives in another state. Russell agrees to pay her $300 for the pleasure of riding him his penis.
• Russell starts bitching about his car being "almost dead." Hooker agrees to travel to Russell for their "date."
• Hooker arrives at Russell's house. Russell claims she looks "nothing like her photos." He still invites her in the house.
• Says she "wasn't ugly or anything," just not someone he wanted to spend $300 on.
• Russell pussyfoots around, tells the hooker he doesn't want to actually do the do but he's willing to give her gas money.
• Hooker isn't having it--says she's not going anywhere until Russell forks up the $300.
• Russell shits his briefs, devises a genius plan to avoid paying the hooker he hired.
• Russell tells the hooker he has to go to the bank to get the $300 before they could do it. Russell says that this wasn't a lie, because he just assumed he was gonna get catfished and only had $50 on him.
• Hooker agrees to follow him to the bank. They each get in their own separate vehicles and leave.
• Russell get on the highway and floors it. Laughs out loud to himself because he assumes that he lost the hooker and he could safely return home and lock her out.
• Hooker is actually keeping up with him and tailing him. Russell, like the coward he is, continues to Tokyo drift to try and avoid paying the prostitute he hired.
• Russell is terrified because his Poniac can't handle going 80+. He motions out the window to try and get her to fuck off.
• Russell eventually gives up, turns off the highway and into a Walmart parking lot, hooker in tow.
• Hooker parks Russell in. Tells him it's time to stop playing games and give her the money.
• Like a coward, Russell goes into the Walmart and gets the money. Bitches like he was paying some kind of ransom or that his family was in danger or some shit.
• Hooker takes the money and drives off.
• Russell is sad because he didn't get his penis wet and he lost $300.
• Later that night, Russell's dog is barking. Russell gets up to see what's upsetting the dog.
• Russell goes to the window and sees A BLACK CAR IDLING.
• "WAS IT HER? I COULDN'T TELL."
• Russell grabs a knife and goes back to bed. Doesn't call the police because of course he doesn't.
• Nothing happens.
• The next morning, there's no car or damage to his home.
• Russell tries sharing his plights with his friends but they don't believe him.
• A few months later, Russell and his poor family members go to the next town to watch a movie.
• Russell hears a woman shouting from across the street. It's the hooker.
• Russell hilariously refers to himself as Johnny Knoxville's character in The Ringer, a guy pretending to be retarded to win the Special Olympics.
• Puts his head down and pretends not to know her. Nothing happens.
• This story is totally true because his brother remembered someone yelling at them at the mall.
• Four years later, there was a woman on the news who ransacked a guy's house and had her male friends threaten him when he didn't pay up. Russell claims this is the same hooker.
• Russell assumes that the male friends were the ones in his driveway that night in the notorious black car.

 

[lamp shade]

Yeah thats not real. You think that chick is Executive Director at Utah state prison?

Mike Haddon is

https://corrections.utah.gov/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=896:haddonbio&catid=28&Itemid=149

Erika said y’all stfu, she’s a volunteer. That’s paraphrased, but I was sent this screenshot to clear this up.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Erika said y’all stfu, she’s a volunteer. That’s paraphrased, but I was sent this screenshot to clear this up.
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So she's willing to volunteer helping saggy pants thugs, but not willing to volunteer to suck off our retarded sex pest? What a bigot.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Erika said y’all stfu, she’s a volunteer. That’s paraphrased, but I was sent this screenshot to clear this up.
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Tell Erika that we are happy for her. I'm sure she's glad to have this dingus off of her mind at least for a year.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Tell Erika that we are happy for her. I'm sure she's glad to have this dingus off of her mind at least for a year.

Oh, I think he'll violate the no-contact order, so she's not off the hook yet, but then Russ is looking at jail time if he does so, so she might have some peace then.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm torn guys. On one hand, I really want poor Erika to finally have peace of mind and reprieve from Shit-lips slurping after her online. She really doesn't deserve to have someone like Russ trying to force himself into her life. No one does.

But on the other hand, I really want to see Russhole fuck this up.



I don't remember if they had been a member for a while, or if they came sniffing around for attention and atta-boys around the same time they were pulling their little catfish scheme.




Thank you for that, Based Skordas.



I don't really think that's something his attorney would handle. That's more like something the court would take care of. Usually one would just take their summons to their boss and say "I've got court this day. I need the day off." and that's typically good enough.



Russ would probably shut down entirely if Greg was there. The man has defeated Russ twice (technically three times) now. Skordas is Superman to Russhole's Bizarro. Only, Bizarro was able to prove himself an actual threat and was competent at times.



Russ will cling to this moment for the rest of his life. It will twist and turn and fester in his mind until he figures out a way to spin it so that he is once again the victim of an unfair justice system who hates the disabled and cock blocks them from getting them their penis sucked by beautiful hotties and pop starlets. He won't have learned a thing from all this, and for damn sure won't accept accountability.

I don't want Erika to go through anymore of that. As a fellow female, I know all too well what that's like and the stress it brings on you.

Having said that, we can at least be comforted that this is now an official documentation of the butternut's stalking antics. It might not land his dumb ass in jail the next time he tries, but it all adds up. Give it time. With the butternut, I think it's going to be a matter of WHEN, not if.

 

[Toasty]

Why is it always a black Jetta? Did some guy who dated a girl Russ liked in high school drive one? Bonus if saggy pants thug.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Why is it always a black Jetta? Did some guy who dated a girl Russ liked in high school drive one? Bonus if saggy pants thug.

He probably calls every car a "Jetta" the same way every 80 year old calls a computer a Nintendo

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

It amazes me how Russ continues to think he can get away with cheating hookers out of the agreed upon price of their services, despite the fact that it never works and he's always forced to pay up.

 

[AnOminous]

It amazes me how Russ continues to think he can get away with cheating hookers out of the agreed upon price of their services, despite the fact that it never works and he's always forced to pay up.

They're used to getting people to pay up. Where it's against the law, they're criminals by definition. If you're doing business with a criminal and aren't one yourself other than that one thing, you're pretty vulnerable to pressure and they can tell a weak fool like Russhole is ripe for the taking. Especially an 18 year old Mormon who still has parents to answer to and knows nothing about what he's gotten himself into.

 

[Miss Misery]

They're used to getting people to pay up. Where it's against the law, they're criminals by definition. If you're doing business with a criminal and aren't one yourself other than that one thing, you're pretty vulnerable to pressure and they can tell a weak fool like Russhole is ripe for the taking. Especially an 18 year old Mormon who still has parents to answer to and knows nothing about what he's gotten himself into.

Except for the fact that the story was a complete fabrication because Russell can't drive a car.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

"A black Jetta pulled up to my driveway. Does the story end here? Nope. The hooker actually wanted me to pay her! I offered her gas money and she got angry."

Hmm, the guy who pulled the fake gun on Russ in his book was driving a black Jetta. And this is one of the parts of the book Russ still claims is true. He can't even think of two different types of cars for his bullshit stories.

It amazes me how Russ continues to think he can get away with cheating hookers out of the agreed upon price of their services, despite the fact that it never works and he's always forced to pay up.

For a guy who claims to love hookers so much, he sure doesn't understand how they work. He's said again and again that he thinks he's paying for romance and love, that this is how he dates since he's disabled. And since he thinks he's the only nice guy in the world, they should fuck him for free and be thankful that such a nice guy is giving them attention.

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

Hmm, the guy who pulled the fake gun on Russ in his book was driving a black Jetta. And this is one of the parts of the book Russ still claims is true. He can't even think of two different types of cars for his bullshit stories.

For a guy who claims to love hookers so much, he sure doesn't understand how they work. He's said again and again that he thinks he's paying for romance and love, that this is how he dates since he's disabled. And since he thinks he's the only nice guy in the world, they should fuck him for free and be thankful that such a nice guy is giving them attention.

Eventually he's going to fuck around a little too much for a little too long with a hooker who's got a smidge too little patience and find out what it's REALLY like to be assaulted. The Painted Ladies can and will fuck you up if you test their patience too much. Personally, I look forward to the day Russ posts a picture of himself beaten black-and-blue and shaking with rage on facebook, with a mile long rant about bias discriminatory plight disrespecting hookers whom he'll try to name and shame with a blurry picture of a car's tail-lights and a obvious pseudonym like "Candy DeBased".