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I noticed DSP blaming his chat for supposedly pressuring someone into tipping $84 during yesterday's early stream...


















...so I made a compilation of his constant and extremely obvious guilt-tripping during that stream:


Absolutely amazing... He has surpassed Olympic levels of mental gymnastics at this point. They'd better discover aliens soon so he can compete at the Galactic Championships.
 
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By the way, when chat asks him to tweet about the vest streak goal during his mid-stream break, he autistically denies doing that, as if it's beneath him.

You see, when he did that unprompted it was okay, but when your fans ask for it it's excessive.
Absolutely astonishing petulant behaviour from the pig.
 
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By the standards of the time when it happened, DSP wasn't bullied.

Now, everything is bullying, including anything that you do that makes people uncomfortable, according to retards, so by the current standards he was totally bullied and barely survived it.
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
You guys ever find yourselves watching a restream, leaving it up as background noise, only to suddenly get slapped in the face by an extraordinarily blatant lie?
We all know how Phil pretends to be an "O.G." with various game franchises, like how with Pokémon he pretends to have been a fan of the originals yet doesn't know what the hell Scyther is
Well here he's claiming that "Wow I don't recognize Kangaskhan, guess it's because I never caught it. Which is weird because I caught MissingNo. in the original."
MissingNo. is a glitch Pokémon that only spawns after the player performs ultra-specific game exploits in Red or Blue. This guy can't even figure out how to build shit in Minecraft.
He wonders why no one takes him seriously and he just...so casually and unironically spouts an obvious lie.
Fuck me I'm about to have an autistic stroke
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No offense but I read this and thought, how the fuck does this poster notice this shit? Then, I read the username, and suddenly, it all made sense...

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If we ever get a DSP version of the CWCki (c'mon Null you know you want to) "Phil and Reality" and "List of Phil's Lies" will be amazing to write.
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There was the lolcowiki, but it is now defunct. The DSP article on it was very good though. I'd only suggest the John Walker Flynt/Frank + Brianna Wu article as a more necessary one than Phil's off of it for summing up the subject succinctly and efficiently.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised to see it get to 200. This ndo103 guy is asian Phil, so maybe Phil is his WWE Champions?
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He's one of the guys the beat in at EVO and likes watching the chilldrens entertainer put on the clown suit. :story:
 
TheGoutburglar said:
It's actually rather odd to me that Phil would care about his paypigs pressuring each other to tip, since it would mean that his fat lazy ass doesn't have to.
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Phil never ever ever wants anyone in his orbit to tall about him without him present to control to discussion.

Two paypigs talking about... grievances surrounding their funding, is a slippery slope that probably keeps Phil up in the ginning hours.

After all, that money is his, and he wants the money.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Phil never ever ever wants anyone in his orbit to tall about him without him present to control to discussion.

Two paypigs talking about... grievances surrounding their funding, is a slippery slope that probably keeps Phil up in the ginning hours.

After all, that money is his, and he wants the money.
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I suppose. What's also funny is that if he was willing to outsource the guilt-tripping, he could potentially have a bit of plausible deniability when it comes to having a rep as a beggar, which we know he hates. "It's not me, they egg each other on. Nothing I can do."
 
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Comma said:
I noticed DSP blaming his chat for supposedly pressuring someone into tipping $84 during yesterday's early stream...

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Reminds me of that time someone brought up how the Vest Streak had already ended and he responded with “Someone would have given me the $9 anyway.”
He’s very aware that he pressures people into giving him money. It’s not a question of “if”.














...so I made a compilation of his constant and extremely obvious guilt-tripping during that stream:


Absolutely amazing... He has surpassed Olympic levels of mental gymnastics at this point. They'd better discover aliens soon so he can compete at the Galactic Championships.
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That reminds me of that time someone brought up how the Vest Streak already ended, and he replied with “Someone would have given me the $9 anyway...”
He’s very aware of how he pressures people into giving him money.
 
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Watching TIHYDP AC: Odyssey. Phil says "Fuck that" to doing Exploration Mode, and that, basically, he doesn't have time for it. The description for that mode literally says that it's the way the game is meant to be played. You know, that justification Phil uses for saying "Fuck that" to playing on a harder difficulty in other games?

Phil's obliviousness to his own words exposing who he really is serves as an endless source of entertainment.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Phil doesn't wear his glasses because glasses are for nerds. That's literally how his brain works.
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He also looks like a complete tool wearing them too.
 
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He also looks like a complete tool wearing them too.
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To think, in an alternate universe, this Phil is actually a caring, honest and generous soul that just gosh darn loves playing those vidya games. He actually looks a bit friendlier in that pic with his smile. Sad.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
He could just get hard contact lenses, thus ensuring his eyesight doesn't get any worse and we'd be none the wiser. But that would be cutting into gacha money, and he can't just spend money on something out of his routine or it's gonna ruin his whole day dood.
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Yes, the man who bathes twice weekly and never did his own laundry until he was 35 years old will be responsible enough to clean and maintain the tiny shards of glass he places onto his eyeballs.
 
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First he would have to admit to being blind, which, after so many years of straining to look at things, he clearly has a huge problem with. Phil is capable of being oblivious to the way his poor vision contributes to his cancerous gameplay, but there's no way he doesn't notice that straining to see gives him headaches. Unless pigroaches simply don't get that kind of thing.
 
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