Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Yeah, claiming you’re a live-in-girlfriend is different from being a regular tentant. It’s tricky. According to a lawyer on a ask-a-lawyer website

There is a possibility that he had her live there in exchange for a reduced payment as a business consultant. I have heard of weirder arrangements. He is extremely cheap and has a huge place that has recently become empty except for himself. Or maybe logan is totally incorrect about her rights. She has the right not to get back handed by lowtax, of course.

edit: is there a freeze on evictions due to covid in his state?
 
Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌️
 
Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌
Worst gimmick account ever.
 
Worst gimmick account ever.
Also I dunno how I can prove my account. Obviously my email is verified, but I'm also willing to show up on video saying these things because Rich doesn't deserve to have accusations against him regarding violence. He's the opposite of violent. Whatever needs to be done to clear Rich's name of my unfounded claims in which I was experiencing a grief-fueled panic attack, I'll do it. The guy is extremely sound and safe. Moreso than anyone I've ever met before.
 
Also I dunno how I can prove my account. Obviously my email is verified, but I'm also willing to show up on video saying these things because Rich doesn't deserve to have accusations against him regarding violence. He's the opposite of violent. Whatever needs to be done to clear Rich's name of my unfounded claims in which I was experiencing a grief-fueled panic attack, I'll do it. The guy is extremely sound and safe. Moreso than anyone I've ever met before.

I #BelieveAllWomen so this is totes Logan but also Lowtax is dindu nuffin. Welcome skinny legend
 
On the off chance you're the real deal, that was some incredibly cringe-inducing outdated jokey-lols humor. You should stop. No one's in their early 20's in 2002 any more.

Also lol at trying to put across to us 'it was all a big ol' misunderstanding', when you've got that capture Facebook post showing just how far you'll take your blazing vindictive rage before straightening things out.

There's no way any ex of Lowtax envies you or wants to be you. Until Lowtax finally has enough of your random werewolf BPD chimp-outs and deposits you curbside like every other woman before you (it'll happen, don't you worry about that), you better set your projected jealousy aside around that child. If you evil-stepmom that shit for a minute that the rest of the internet can find out, I doubt the rest of the internet will let you forget it.
 
Also I dunno how I can prove my account. Obviously my email is verified, but I'm also willing to show up on video saying these things because Rich doesn't deserve to have accusations against him regarding violence. He's the opposite of violent. Whatever needs to be done to clear Rich's name of my unfounded claims in which I was experiencing a grief-fueled panic attack, I'll do it. The guy is extremely sound and safe. Moreso than anyone I've ever met before.

Just post 'Hello Kiwifarms' on FB or some other sm account and link it
 
I #BelieveAllWomen so this is totes Logan but also Lowtax is dindu nuffin. Welcome skinny legend
Don't believe all women, some women try to have it out for dudes. But in this case, I'm just sharing the truth. Ordinarily I wouldn't bother but this thread has shown a history of wanting to know the activity of Rich Kyanka, so I provide them. H
On the off chance you're the real deal, that was some incredibly cringe-inducing outdated jokey-lols humor. You should stop. No one's in their early 20's in 2002 any more.

Also lol at trying to put across to us 'it was all a big ol' misunderstanding', when you've got that capture Facebook post showing just how far you'll take your blazing vindictive rage before straightening things out.

There's no way any ex of Lowtax envies you or wants to be you. Until Lowtax finally has enough of your random werewolf BPD chimp-outs and deposits you curbside like every other woman before you (it'll happen, don't you worry about that), you better set your projected jealousy aside around that child. If you evil-stepmom that shit for a minute that the rest of the internet can find out, I doubt the rest of the internet will let you forget it.
Yeah, you're right. And I don't want to disrupt that baby girl. She needs her parents. Im not trying to influence anything except that Lowtax didn't assault me, because he didn't.
 
Also I dunno how I can prove my account. Obviously my email is verified, but I'm also willing to show up on video saying these things because Rich doesn't deserve to have accusations against him regarding violence. He's the opposite of violent. Whatever needs to be done to clear Rich's name of my unfounded claims in which I was experiencing a grief-fueled panic attack, I'll do it. The guy is extremely sound and safe. Moreso than anyone I've ever met before.
post the video
 
Your story makes absolutely no sense. Why would the cops be called? Also, cops have to take reports of DV.

You state

it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved
But in your post last night you were already in a hotel yet still claiming he backhanded you. Why would you still be claiming abuse if was already resolved at that point?
 
LowT, are you fucking with us? You write exactly like Lowtax does. That whole post could be on the SA front page.

Let's compare that wall of text with the language on Bogan Lay's linked-in:
I'm turning a 21-year old brand into an entertainment powerhouse. I'm the COO of SomethingAwful.com on the eOnline 2000 World Wide Web cyberspace Information Superhighway 2.0.

Perhaps you've heard of us. We have one of the oldest communities on the web.

Don't believe me? Let me ask you: ever heard of Slenderman? Do you watch Let's Plays? Have you ever said, "All your base are belong to us" (way too old of a meme but if you've been on the web since the early aughts then you're allowed)? Have you ever enjoyed Photoshop competitions like Worth1000 (which started as Photoshop Phridays)? That was us. Yes, really.

We produce comedy content and host a huge forum of creative, hilarious, brilliant weirdos. It's well-known for being one of the best-moderated communities on the web, unlike some OTHER sites. We have been the origin of innumerable memes, ideas, and sources of humor since 1999. Pretty cool considering LinkedIn hasn't even been a thing for that long. Suck it, whoever the CEO of LinkedIn is.

You probably know what a COO does. It's a blast and a half and I don't do anything else with my life. Well, sometimes I watch bad 80s movies. I really like "Computer Beach Party". Check it out.

Hit me up if you want to join forces, want to write for the front page, or have a particularly charming joke which will conjure a chuckle when I read it. I'm a bit of an idiot, though, so no jokes about string theory or math or whatever. I don't like numbers; particularly the number 9. Frankly I think we should just have the numbers 1-5 and everything after that is just 5+2 or whatever the case may be. DO NOT say that number is 7. It doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.
 
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