Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Jaded Optimist said:
Your story makes absolutely no sense. Why would the cops be called? Also, cops have to take reports of DV.

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But in your post last night you were already in a hotel yet still claiming he backhanded you. Why would you still be claiming abuse if was already resolved at that point?
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He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe. I posted rashly and said he backhanded me, but deleted it within a few minutes as I realized I was thinking rashly. Obviously I want soon enough to protect Rich but he called the cops, they determine no one was an instigator (though if it had been anyone, it would be me), and left me at a hotel so we could have some breathing time away from one another. Noavtual reports were filed. Everyone was and is safe.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Are you not allowed back in the McMansion until you clear Lowtax’s good name? You gonna be stuck at Comfort Suites for a long time.

Are live-in-GF tenant’s rights that shit in Missouri?
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No I am currently sleeping in Rich's hous's guest bedroom because he is a very generous person. I have all I need and I'm extremely safe.
 
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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe. I posted rashly and said he backhanded me, but deleted it within a few minutes as I realized I was thinking rashly. Obviously I want soon enough to protect Rich but he called the cops, they determine no one was an instigator (though if it had been anyone, it would be me), and left me at a hotel so we could have some breathing time away from one another. Noavtual reports were filed. Everyone was and is safe.
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So he “accidentally” hit you, called the cops, and threw you out?
 
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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe. I posted rashly and said he backhanded me, but deleted it within a few minutes as I realized I was thinking rashly. Obviously I want soon enough to protect Rich but he called the cops, they determine no one was an instigator (though if it had been anyone, it would be me), and left me at a hotel so we could have some breathing time away from one another. Noavtual reports were filed. Everyone was and is safe.
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Again, if everything had been resolved (as you stated) by the time the decision had been made for you to stay in a hotel, then why did your post still accuse him of abuse and bring up tenancy laws. Those aren't congruent to a mutual decision made between two people who had resolved an issue.
 
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Just post a pic with you holding a hand written note of today's date and something specific to the farms. This ain't any harder than the fiction you're writing.
 
Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌
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Home abuse and domestic violence are awful. I hope you get well and please leave that fucking loser.
 
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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
No I am currently sleeping in Rich's hous's guest bedroom because he is a very generous person. I have all I need and I'm extremely safe.
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If he's so generous and kind, why did he not update the forum even though loads of people paid him to do so? I mean, I would assume you would know since you're involved with the forum... or something or that kind? This smells like bullshit.
 
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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe. I posted rashly and said he backhanded me, but deleted it within a few minutes as I realized I was thinking rashly. Obviously I want soon enough to protect Rich but he called the cops, they determine no one was an instigator (though if it had been anyone, it would be me), and left me at a hotel so we could have some breathing time away from one another. Noavtual reports were filed. Everyone was and is safe.
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So did he backhand you? y/n?

Was he protecting himself from your grandpa grief panic attack?

Did you just to decide to accuse him of backhanding you because that’s just how you roll when a guy punts you out of his house?

Tell us, honest, if you‘re in the guest bedroom is Lowtax now permanently hiding in his basement man cave and ignoring your text messages, in some ironic, painfully realistic reenactment of his last marriage?
 
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