Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[KookiesNKreem]

You really think that furniture is able to hold 650lbs? You're quite an optimist, huh?

Tbh, I think the pizzas are ok with their topping, but I'm eating like a human not like a Cat 6015B called Jack.
Jack, you're a cheap disgusting piece of shit!

Spoiler: NSFW

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Or maybe she just feeds him slowly to death by all that fat crap he shoves down his throat and later (after the check from Jacks life insurance cleared) laughs all the way to the bank.

I think at this point Jack's dick is non-existent, and has retreated into the folds of his fat for protection- lest the wendigo emerge from his gullet and mistake it for a cocktail weenie.

 

[boxybum]

I don't think that there is much to comprehend about Jack. His guiding philosophy of life seems to be little more than "fuck the future; live for the moment."

Which isn't necessarily a bad way to live your life. If he wants to die slowly. Gradually losing losing the motor functions of his body with stinging nerve pain until the inevitable massive heart attack or stroke more power to him.

Jack "Tech Time" Scalfani being the ultimate consoomer as usual -planning on rushing out to buy* a new Macbook Pro with an Intel chip just because Apple is discontinuing it. His main reason was for "My life is editing videos". The fat man doesn't need a new Macbook Pro - all of his videos look compressed as shit anyways; always using the same template for transitions and about 10 minutes each video. Heck, even a shit PC with Windows 7 running a pirated copy of Vegas can get his job done, much less needing "a new MBP with an intel chip".

*with Tammy's money.

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Maybe we will finally get cooking videos that are at least 1080p for a change. /sneed

 

[desudesu]

Also earlier, The Scalfanis tuck into some tumours. Reminds me of the Cystypig "cysts" from The Outer Worlds.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Also earlier, The Scalfanis tuck into some tumours. Reminds me of the Cystypig "cysts" from The Outer Worlds.

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They look like one of his kidney stones.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I still can't believe how Jack literally wasted the opportunity his previous stroke gave him.

Yesterday I was watching a video that seemed to have been recorded in California where he talks about his stroke and how it was due to coffee, energy drinks and excess of work. He hadn't lost control of his arm. He was SO lucky. A lot of people aren't that lucky. He had a second chance! FOR WHAT?

He kept the same habits and had a worse stroke a few years later.... and he CONTINUES unchanged by all of that.

I literally do not comprehend this.

Yeah, the stroke was caused by "coffee" and "working".
I think we all know the real culprit was Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad.

 

[Whatthefuck]

They look like one of his kidney stones.
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That's fucking ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. How in the entire fuck does that happen?

 

[Super Hans]

They look like one of his kidney stones.
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At least Jack can honestly say that his cooking isn't the grossest thing on his facebook page. Seriously, why in the name of all that is holy did he think that that is appropriate for his business account? It isn't like the Wendy's twatter posts a pic of their typhus infested dumpsters in LA.

 

[JimmyNeutronWasATerrorist]

They look like one of his kidney stones.
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Jack, we all know you're not sorry about posting that pic.

 

[Aaway]

They look like one of his kidney stones.
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he blamed the kidney stones on the quality of his tapwater at home (not kidding)

stroke #1 wasn't jack's cue to change his lifestyle. ok fair enough, he gets a second chance after being hospitalized with kidney stones. he's gonna change his lifestyle and diet after that right?

3 years and a stroke later.....

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack could be moments from dying of acute respiratory failure caused by COVID-19, and with his last ounce of energy post to Facebook that it’s “probably from all those years of breathing in smoke from the smokers.”

 

[AnOminous]

he blamed the kidney stones on the quality of his tapwater at home (not kidding)

It's amazing the tortured excuses this bloated idiot will invent to avoid facing the fact that his problems are almost entirely just due to his shitty diet.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's amazing the tortured excuses this bloated idiot will invent to avoid facing the fact that his problems are almost entirely just due to his shitty diet.

He's such a fat bitch he almost belongs on the Deathfats board. He thinks exactly the way they do with the added bonus of terminal boomeritis.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

he blamed the kidney stones on the quality of his tapwater at home (not kidding)

According to my quick Google search, no studies have link hard water consumption with kidney stones. They can, however, be caused by high red meat consumption, which is Jack's case.

Also, the chemist or whatever the guy is that he brought over to his house seems like an snake oil's salesman.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Jack has blessed us for yet another chili recipe. Being the soyboy he is, it is Disney themed and, being the incompetent boob he is, it is terrible. God help us all.

Edit:

Lol the amount of butthurt when he sees his finished product:
"Yeah, this looks like my chilis...people say, 'you're chilis look like soup'! Yeah, it's Walt Disney's soup...no its chili".

As for the chili itself I can't really say. He literally admits to taking it off a blog, so IDK. I think he undercooked the meat and didn't really sautee the veggies, but at this point it's a Jack given.

 

[Neko GF]

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[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Jack has blessed us for yet another chili recipe. Being the soyboy he is, it is Disney themed and, being the incompetent boob he is, it is terrible. God help us all.

Are all his chilies of the 'dump and wait' variety?

 

[The Early 2000's]

Are all his chilies of the 'dump and wait' variety?

I have yet to see one on Jack's channel that wasn't.

Remember, Jack is a Lazy Man's Cook, and standing there putting passion and craft into his meals is too hard...

 

[Chamulum]

Jack has blessed us for yet another chili recipe. Being the soyboy he is, it is Disney themed and, being the incompetent boob he is, it is terrible. God help us all.

Edit:

Lol the amount of butthurt when he sees his finished product:
"Yeah, this looks like my chilis...people say, 'you're chilis look like soup'! Yeah, it's Walt Disney's soup...no its chili".

As for the chili itself I can't really say. He literally admits to taking it off a blog, so IDK. I think he undercooked the meat and didn't really sautee the veggies, but at this point it's a Jack given.

He claims that you can't copyright recipes. I'm pretty sure that's a load.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

I don't know much about cooking nor do I watch Jack's videos that often but JFC is non lean ground beef suppose to give off that much liquid? The cooks I watch (Babish, Should I series) doesn't make it seem so.

He claims that you can't copyright recipes. I'm pretty sure that's a load.

My understanding of the law is that you can't copyright lists (i.e. 1.5oz of X 2lbs of Y Z to taste) but the directions/explanation/description/pictures can be copyrighted.

 

[captkrisma]

He claims that you can't copyright recipes. I'm pretty sure that's a load.

Yes and no. The mere list of ingredients and how you cook the dish isn't copyrighted, however, if you list the recipe in a cookbook, then it is copyrighted. This being Disney, they'd be insane to NOT put it in a cookbook. So Jack is right and wrong at the same time.