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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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i dont think even jack knows anymore
Super Hans
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It got amputated due to the diabetes.
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Yes, and he's the best pick-up artist I've ever seen.
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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Tammy just creates an endless supply of sausage and cheese for Jack to fuel himself on, she may as well just buy him one of those things they attach to horses' bridles to keep the Wendigo sated.
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Dave Meltzer
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Brilliant you came up with the one way he might be willing to wear a mask during the covid pandemic. He could fill it with popcorn at the movies.
Aaway
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someone needs bring this up to him on the next live stream
speaking of masks, jack is still obsessed
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Someone this fat and disgusting, who repulses everyone who sees him when he goes out, should quit complaining about something absolutely innocuous and necessary.
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A Duck Selling Lemonade
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I still can't believe how Jack literally wasted the opportunity his previous stroke gave him.
Yesterday I was watching a video that seemed to have been recorded in California where he talks about his stroke and how it was due to coffee, energy drinks and excess of work. He hadn't lost control of his arm. He was SO lucky. A lot of people aren't that lucky. He had a second chance! FOR WHAT?
He kept the same habits and had a worse stroke a few years later.... and he CONTINUES unchanged by all of that.
I literally do not comprehend this.
Yesterday I was watching a video that seemed to have been recorded in California where he talks about his stroke and how it was due to coffee, energy drinks and excess of work. He hadn't lost control of his arm. He was SO lucky. A lot of people aren't that lucky. He had a second chance! FOR WHAT?
He kept the same habits and had a worse stroke a few years later.... and he CONTINUES unchanged by all of that.
I literally do not comprehend this.
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I don't think that there is much to comprehend about Jack. His guiding philosophy of life seems to be little more than "fuck the future; live for the moment."
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I wouldn't call what he's doing "living."
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Jack "Tech Time" Scalfani being the ultimate consoomer as usual -planning on rushing out to buy* a new Macbook Pro with an Intel chip just because Apple is discontinuing it. His main reason was for "My life is editing videos". The fat man doesn't need a new Macbook Pro - all of his videos look compressed as shit anyways; always using the same template for transitions and about 10 minutes each video. Heck, even a shit PC with Windows 7 running a pirated copy of Vegas can get his job done, much less needing "a new MBP with an intel chip".
*with Tammy's money.
*with Tammy's money.
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captkrisma
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Of all the things that he's grateful for, sausage and cheese? Guess he's not grateful for her making the money in the household or assisting with buying groceries, or hell, helping Jack dress himself since the stroke...but no, it's sausage and cheese.
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This is clearly his gaming MacBook Pro. Still trying to crack into that gamer cooking market, I personally can't wait for the Papa's Pizzeria lets play.
A Duck Selling Lemonade
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Tammy should refuse to enable her fat bitch of a husband for a month so he can learn to appreciate someone for less narcissistic reasons (ie what makes himself happy, which is his god: food)
Aaway
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any other sane woman would've bailed years ago. but tammy's "christianity" has pretty much brainwashed her into thinking she's supposed to be jack's caretaker. even on her social media, which i would think she'd use as her "getaway" from jack, she's still posting about him and how much she loves him. she works her ass off so that fat jack can eat all the fast food and buy all the useless gadgets he wants AND on top of all that, she has to drive his useless ass around, help him do stuff for the cooking show, help him dress, etc. i just don't understand how she can still "love" jack despite basically being his mother at this point
she could've left his ass and lived a comfortable life with someone who isn't a failed youtube chef but for some reason she's chosen fat jack over everything. poor tammy has to go on a "women's retreat" once or twice a year just to get laid
she could've left his ass and lived a comfortable life with someone who isn't a failed youtube chef but for some reason she's chosen fat jack over everything. poor tammy has to go on a "women's retreat" once or twice a year just to get laid
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You really think that furniture is able to hold 650lbs? You're quite an optimist, huh?
Tbh, I think the pizzas are ok with their topping, but I'm eating like a human not like a Cat 6015B called Jack.
Jack, you're a cheap disgusting piece of shit!
Or maybe she just feeds him slowly to death by all that fat crap he shoves down his throat and later (after the check from Jacks life insurance cleared) laughs all the way to the bank.