Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[a dinosaur]

 

[Aaway]

i've never seen someone get so easily offended by the slightest bits of criticism. if it bugs him so much that people say it looks like soup, why not see what you're doing wrong to prevent that smart guy?

looks like the 50 other chilis jack has made over the years

 

[Adamska]

Jack has blessed us for yet another chili recipe. Being the soyboy he is, it is Disney themed and, being the incompetent boob he is, it is terrible. God help us all.

Edit:

Lol the amount of butthurt when he sees his finished product:
"Yeah, this looks like my chilis...people say, 'you're chilis look like soup'! Yeah, it's Walt Disney's soup...no its chili".

As for the chili itself I can't really say. He literally admits to taking it off a blog, so IDK. I think he undercooked the meat and didn't really sautee the veggies, but at this point it's a Jack given.

Love the salt of him crying about how people mock his chilis, but since I've covered his hell chilis before and they're all the fucking same no matter what ingredients he uses I won't do a run through other than do this:

1. Why does this retard mix his cheese and sour cream in with this shitshow of a soup? It looks fucking nasty when you do that.
2. Putting uncooked tomatoes in chili is awful; what a maroon he is for doing it.

 

[captkrisma]

Some notes:


Jack already fucks up by saying Carnation Café in Disneyland is a ice cream parlor. This is not at all true, as they sell comfort food in the Main Street USA section...not to mention that it's in California and not Florida.

Jack gives us a boomer conspiracy theory about onions imported from China. 74% of all onions sold in the USA come Imported from Mexico

Jack ensures that the meat will be overcooked and/or undercooked by browning both stew meat (which is thicker and requires more time to brown), and ground beef (which doesn't require a lot of time to cook). For those playing at home, 1lbs of ground beef takes about 10 minutes to brown, and the stew beef takes about 15-20.

The liquid in the pan is a mix of moisture loss from the stew beef and fat from the ground beef. Jack wisely tosses it out.

Jack bemoans how he can't add spices or bacon to the recipe, saying that it wouldn't be Walt's recipe if he did that...then proceeds to fuck up the recipe by chucking everything in a pressure cooker. Walt's recipe calls for the beans and onion to simmer for about 2 hours until they get soft. The rest of the ingredients are cooked separately and simmered for an hour before you add in the beans and onion.

Jack made a pretty bog standard chili recipe.

 

[Scented Candle]

Jack has blessed us for yet another chili recipe. Being the soyboy he is, it is Disney themed and, being the incompetent boob he is, it is terrible. God help us all.

Edit:

Lol the amount of butthurt when he sees his finished product:
"Yeah, this looks like my chilis...people say, 'you're chilis look like soup'! Yeah, it's Walt Disney's soup...no its chili".

As for the chili itself I can't really say. He literally admits to taking it off a blog, so IDK. I think he undercooked the meat and didn't really sautee the veggies, but at this point it's a Jack given.

Ah yes, I remember Walt Disney's famous ninja foodi chili

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Jack's inability to cook after 10+ years of having a 'cooking' youtube channel is mind boggling.

-Adding meat onto a pan cold as a grave
-NO SEAR
-Essentially just boiling the meat in its juices (making it dry)
-Dumps the "meat juices" and adds a cup of water instead
-Vegetables limp and soggy (not caramelized)
-Uncooked tomato paste straight onto the pressure cooker
-No toasting of the spices to get a deeper flavor

It pains me to see so many lost opportunities.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes and no. The mere list of ingredients and how you cook the dish isn't copyrighted, however, if you list the recipe in a cookbook, then it is copyrighted. This being Disney, they'd be insane to NOT put it in a cookbook. So Jack is right and wrong at the same time.

You'd have to copy and paste the recipe itself to infringe on it, though. It's the descriptive text that is copyrighted, not the recipe. It's pretty common for it to be described simply as "you can't copyright recipes," though, so Jack is only barely wrong if at all.

-NO SEAR

Utterly disgusting, and maybe the worst shit Jack does. It leads to incredibly bland shit. No Maillard reaction = no flavor.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

It's amazing the tortured excuses this bloated idiot will invent to avoid facing the fact that his problems are almost entirely just due to his shitty diet.

I posted his video about gluttony earlier in the thread, but this man truly does not understand that he overeats and has shit dietary habits.

According to my quick Google search, no studies have link hard water consumption with kidney stones. They can, however, be caused by high red meat consumption, which is Jack's case.

Also, the chemist or whatever the guy is that he brought over to his house seems like an snake oil's salesman.

Don't forget that meat requires heavy seasoning. Even somebody as shit at cooking as Jack would be tossing a fair bit of salt on their meat. That's not to mention the salt in the rubs and sauces that he likes.

 

[Chamulum]

Jack's inability to cook after 10+ years of having a 'cooking' youtube channel is mind boggling.

-Adding meat onto a pan cold as a grave
-NO SEAR
-Essentially just boiling the meat in its juices (making it dry)
-Dumps the "meat juices" and adds a cup of water instead
-Vegetables limp and soggy (not caramelized)
-Uncooked tomato paste straight onto the pressure cooker
-No toasting of the spices to get a deeper flavor

It pains me to see so many lost opportunities.

The strokes are finally getting to him.

 

[JoeFlorida]

I remember when I was in the process of moving and starting a new job I stayed with my grandparents for about a week until everything got settled. They literally ate out every night I was there and after three days I couldn't stomach any kind of takeout for the longest time because of the gutrot. I have no idea how this fat fuck eats out almost everyday

 

[Kosher Salt]

My understanding of the law is that you can't copyright lists (i.e. 1.5oz of X 2lbs of Y Z to taste) but the directions/explanation/description/pictures can be copyrighted.

The directions also can't be copyrighted unless your expression of them is somehow particularly creative. If you write them in iambic pentameter, then yeah, sure, that work can be copyrighted. But the basic steps to combine the ingredients to create the recipe, no, that's just a factual description and it can't be copyrighted.

You can't copyright a process; protecting a process requires you to file a patent, not a copyright, and the process has to be novel, not just creative.

If Jack rips off a whole blog post that includes a recipe but also just talks about the recipe then yeah, that's copyright infringement. When he rips off images without permission, that's also copyright infringement. But a direct copy-and-paste of the list of ingredients and the directions is pretty safe.

 

[salmonellajack]

His speech seemed really incoherent. The first 4 minutes were very painful to watch. I think his condition is getting worse

 

[EvilDroid64]

Not sure how a podcast that "uses" more than two brain cells would be of any use to mushbrain

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Jack could be moments from dying of acute respiratory failure caused by 600lbs of fat crushing his lung COVID-19, and with his last ounce of energy post to Facebook that it’s “probably from all those years of breathing in smoke from the smokers.”

FTFY

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Jeus fucking Christ, slurp it out of the bowl already you disgusting piece of shit.

 

[captkrisma]

Not sure how a podcast that "uses" more than two brain cells would be of any use to mushbrain
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Time to start flooding his comments with Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man...

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Not sure how a podcast that "uses" more than two brain cells would be of any use to mushbrain
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Jack is one a higher plane of existence, his cooking methods are esoteric.

 

[desudesu]

Time to start flooding his comments with Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man...

Btw, PCLM did mention about their Podbean analytics that they found specific listens coming from Tennessee. It's likely Fat Jack hate-listened to PCLM. Not to mention his FB post about podcasts came right after PCLM releasing their Bacon Explosion episode. (Thus the passive aggressive remark of "two brain cells")

 

[Whatthefuck]

Btw, PCLM did mention about their Podbean analytics that they found specific listens coming from Tennessee. It's likely Fat Jack hate-listened to PCLM. Not to mention his FB post about podcasts came right after PCLM releasing their Bacon Explosion episode. (Thus the passive aggressive remark of "two brain cells")

I see where you're going, but I think you may have given Jack entirely too much credit. He's dumb as a box of brain damaged rocks. He is petty, but I don't see him being intelligent enough to throw subtle shade. Does that make sense? I could be wrong, though, after all, he is a tech guru and has his finger from his one good hand on the pulse of the internet.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I don't know if strokebrain reads his detractors, but I could definitely believe that Jack Jr. has had a few laughs at the old man's expense.

 

[Aaway]

I see where you're going, but I think you may have given Jack entirely too much credit. He's dumb as a box of brain damaged rocks. He is petty, but I don't see him being intelligent enough to throw subtle shade. Does that make sense? I could be wrong, though, after all, he is a tech guru and has his finger from his one good hand on the pulse of the internet.

he definitely knows about PCLM because people have brought it up in his live streams

but i don't think that's what prompted his FB post about podcasts

this was an absolute snoozefest. jack claims he wasn't having any but i guarantee he dug right in once the camera went off