Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

To summarize her post: Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka backhanded her across the face (colloquially: bitch-slapped) but it was all just a crazy misunderstanding. That’s why the police were called, there’s a domestic violence report and she’s sleeping in a motel.

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Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌

This sounds exactly like shit battered women say.

EDIT: I'm apparently not alone in this assessment.
Is this the new "I fell into a doorhandle/down some stairs"
So he “accidentally” hit you, called the cops, and threw you out?
She was abused, and now is covering up for him because "she loves him", and "hes sorry"
"Oh haha he had sweaty toes" (wtf) is right up there with "gosh I am so clumsy I keep walking into the door and falling down the stairs lol!"
This is weird. All the praise she's giving him in that first post sounds really strange. It kinda comes across like a hostage note. If what happened really was just what she said then a normal person would just say it was a misunderstanding and they were dealing with a panic attack or whatever and leave it at that.

All this 'he's such a peaceful person', ' I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events', 'Rich was quick to help me remember to take [ativan]' shit just makes it sound like she's being abused and like Lowtax is forcing her to write it. But it's so blatant that it almost seems like that's what she wants us to think.

:thinking:
No one deserves to be a victim of domestic abuse, but Bogan is so goddamn unlikeable that I really can't feel sorry for her. He's been accused of smacking around his two previous wives who were also goons, did you think you would be the one to "cure" him of his bitter, women-hating ways with fat BPD slampig pussy?

Pathetic.
 
Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌

Congratulations, this is the craziest wall of lunacy that has ever been posted to this site, and we have diagnosed schizophrenics who post here. All I know is I don't believe a word of it.
 
Welcome to the Farms, Logan Day. You're here forever. I hope nobody back on SA finds out you're posting on what they consider to be a hate site; not even being physically in Lowtax's home will protect you from a vindictive goon horde.

Remember that the community to whose leadership you have attached yourself is nothing like the Kiwi Farms. We are docile birds who collect, analyze, and discuss publicly available information. We do not fuck with people and we do not even fuck with each other. I used to post on the Something Awful forums and when I came here, I was quite shocked to discover that if I posted a stupid or unpopular opinion about a movie then I would simply be mocked and given a couple dozen Autistic ratings. Nobody followed me around the forums to attack me in every thread I posted in; nobody PM'd me death threats or reported every post I made or bought me a "PUT THIS USER ON IGNORE IMMEDIATELY" redtext; nobody creeped my internet presence with the intent of directly and personally fucking with my life. Even if I posted so consistently stupidly that I became the subject of my own thread, the resulting treatment would be vastly more merciful than what goons would have done to me had I proven to be unpopular.

Has Richard ever told you about the time that a goon called the school his children went to and told them he was a domestic abuser? Has he ever told you about the e-mail that Keep It Real sent him, threatening to anally rape Lauren (who was two years old at the time of the post) and throw her off a bridge? Has he ever told you about Turtlicious, forbiddenforums, the Dayton shooter, or any of the other terrorists that originated from the forums?

Be aware that you are not the only goon who reads this thread, Logan. Pray you do not become a target of goon justice.
 
He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe. I posted rashly and said he backhanded me, but deleted it within a few minutes as I realized I was thinking rashly. Obviously I want soon enough to protect Rich but he called the cops, they determine no one was an instigator (though if it had been anyone, it would be me), and left me at a hotel so we could have some breathing time away from one another. Noavtual reports were filed. Everyone was and is safe.

You deleted it "within a few minutes"? My screenshot says it stayed up for at least one hour.


Rich is gaslighting you.

Get help you dumb broad.
 
Well, I guess her posts here got Lowtax’s attention. Anyone’s guess whether he was:

1. pleased she shouted Lowtax’s peaceful attributes to the rooftops on KF and cleared his name.

2. Is furious she came on KF posting crazy shit and digging the hole deeper.

3. realized she could go apeshit here and seriously fuck up his life in many other ways, so he better handle her with kid gloves until he can get her out of his guest room and back to Utah.
 
Well, I guess her posts here got Lowtax’s attention. Anyone’s guess whether he was:

1. pleased she shouted Lowtax’s peaceful attributes to the rooftops on KF and cleared his name.

2. Is furious she came on KF posting crazy shit and digging the hole deeper.

3. realized she could go apeshit here and seriously fuck up his life in many other ways, so he better handle her with kid gloves until he can get her out of his guest room and back to Utah.
Depends on what drugs he’s on. Maybe the same as Logan, based on her incoherent ramblings.
 
Well, I guess her posts here got Lowtax’s attention. Anyone’s guess whether he was:

1. pleased she shouted Lowtax’s peaceful attributes to the rooftops on KF and cleared his name.

2. Is furious she came on KF posting crazy shit and digging the hole deeper.

3. realized she could go apeshit here and seriously fuck up his life in many other ways, so he better handle her with kid gloves until he can get her out of his guest room and back to Utah.
4. Thankful he had a couple minutes during the day that he didn't need to have both eyes glued on his stash
 
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