Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

RapidUnplannedDisassembly · Jun 24, 2020

Pow, right in the moneybags.

Bees · Jun 24, 2020

RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
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Pow, right in the moneybags.

he's down 50 patreons since the start of this evenings festivities.

augment · Jun 24, 2020

I thought I'd get a kick out of watching the troons and larp communists eat the forums inside out, but to be honest with y'all I've been over and done with SA for some years now, I don't really care as much. I feel bad for loltax's daughters, they never got a decent father figure, but sadly that's not rare these days.

dance dance if you want · Jun 24, 2020

Finally, after years of us telling everyone how shit he is, GBS is going to burn down. Mods and admins are either not doing anything to stop it or posting in the thread. A successful evening. Good job, Logan.

RapidUnplannedDisassembly · Jun 24, 2020

agility_ said:
I thought I'd get a kick out of watching the troons and larp communists eat the forums inside out, but to be honest with y'all I've been over and done with SA for some years now, I don't really care as much. I feel bad for loltax's daughters, they never got a decent father figure, but sadly that's not rare these days.

Well hey, on the upshot, at least the Logan-as-evil-stepmother scenario appears to be thoroughly tabled.

Sicko Hunter · Jun 24, 2020

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Shots (literally) fired.

Was the Dayton shooter actually a goon? Anyone got info on this?

X Prime · Jun 24, 2020

Deathfromabove said:
Was the Dayton shooter actually a goon? Anyone got info on this?

C-SPAM goons claimed they knew him personally, but no proof that the shooter himself was a goon ever surfaced.

Humble Shitpost Merchant · Jun 24, 2020

I think the most profound part of this is that if he just shut the fuck and kept his personal drama to himself when his wife took the kid, none of this would've come to light and he'd still have a decent shot at being a forums-landlord for a while longer.

And anyone with even half a brain knew that things would break down between him and Logan sooner or later.

Deathfromabove said:
Was the Dayton shooter actually a goon? Anyone got info on this?

He followed a lot of CSPAM people on twitter, but may or may not have been a member. At the very least, one of the mods did a double take and seriously wasn't sure if he was a goon or not.

proteus4994 · Jun 24, 2020

Im not going to say this is the death of SA but from reading that thread, Lowtax is done. He will never be able to ask the forums for money again without this popping up, no matter how many people he bans. Any mod that publicly defends him is done, and this time I don’t think some weak ass excuse is going to save him. I haven’t seen this much shitposting energy in SA in a real long fucking time. This is a thing

X Prime · Jun 24, 2020

They'll forget in a week once some new Trump outrage comes out.

northstar747 · Jun 24, 2020

lowtax missed twitter, so he reverted to facebook. If he was smart and just deleted his FB and posted here under a false name with NORDVPN he d be able to fuck around.

Instead he allowed logan into his life.

Also were s mandy at she called this with how once the honey moon phase of the BPD wears off it gets ugly.

Invoke-Mimikatz · Jun 24, 2020

Imagine getting 100k a year for doing nothing and fucking that up.

X Prime · Jun 24, 2020

What a weasel, why didn't he just post that in the GBS thread?

proteus4994 · Jun 24, 2020

Someone shared this with me on Twitter, from the SA front page

fenny · Jun 24, 2020

Man, I really need to sleep but I also really want to watch Lowtax's source of income turn on him in real time.

Humble Shitpost Merchant · Jun 24, 2020

Invoke-Mimikatz said:
Imagine getting 100k a year for doing nothing and fucking that up.

Lowtax's life can be summarized as stumbling onto geese laying golden eggs and then strangling the shit out of them. He's down more than 400 dollars since this came out, probably the biggest single day loss he ever had aside from some of the end of month patreon dropoffs.

Pumpkin Girl IRL · Jun 24, 2020

Well goddamn, so it wasn't just an attention stunt.

JustSomeDong · Jun 24, 2020

NERF or NOTHIN' said:
Fucking brilliant. Null gets SA, Lowtax gets KF. KF stays up for the rest of Lowtax's life, Null inherits quite a few insane extremists.

Nothing could go wrong.

I would pay to see a Null/Lowtax Freaky Friday. At least 4 dollars.