Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

They're substantially more likely to make fun of his face too.

When they realize he can't close his mouth they'll have uses for that, too.

But he won't go there.

 

[SamTheEagle]

I think my favorite part of it all was Russ fuming in the background while the lawyers and judge chatted amiably.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think my favorite part of it all was Russ fuming in the background while the lawyers and judge chatted amiably.

Makes for some great memes though.

 

[Constellationzero]

I was certainly satisfied. We got to see Russ sit there, stewing in his hatred, powerless as real legal professionals got to tell him what to do. For a narcissist like him, that powerlessness must have been excruciating. That glaring he was doing was the icing on the cake, I bet he was probably glaring at the camera thinking Erika was watching, fuming that this woman would dare do something against his wishes, thinking about how one day he'll have her. This was a bruise to his ego, no doubt about it.

Not near as excruciating, I bet, than hearing that guy in the clip trying to suss out "Based Skordas" like butternut wasn't sitting right there.

"If Russ fucks up bad enough to go to jail, he'll be very unhappy; no hookers, no hitting on Instathots "

Because butternut will BE the hooker for a change. Although I'm pretty sure he wouldn't pull in nearly as many zoo zoos and wham whams the average punk bitch would pull in for Dayshawn.

 

[DarkAlien]

Was that Allstate thing there before? Wasn't it Geico?

 

[The Dude]

Not near as excruciating, I bet, than hearing that guy in the clip trying to suss out "Based Skordas" like butternut wasn't sitting right there.

"If Russ fucks up bad enough to go to jail, he'll be very unhappy; no hookers, no hitting on Instathots "

Because butternut will BE the hooker for a change. Although I'm pretty sure he wouldn't pull in nearly as many zoo zoos and wham whams the average punk bitch would pull in for Dayshawn.

Inmate rape rarely happens in jail. Jail is for minor crimes, not hardened criminals, and imprisonment is usually only a few months to a couple years. Prison rape happens because the inmates are incarcerated for many years, sometimes for life, and they've got little to lose by letting out their pent up sexual urges on a weaker inmate. It's also a form of punishment and a display of dominance in a very complex hierarchy. No one in jail is going to risk a harsher punishment and time in actual prison by raping another inmate.

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Was that Allstate thing there before? Wasn't it Geico?
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"Admin assistant" sure is a fancy way to say that he fetches coffee and scrubs the shitty toilets for the important people.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Me too. At the very least I wanted the judge to sentence him to court ordered psychotherapy with someone who would actually analyze what's broken in his brain, and not someone playing softball with him, sparing his delicate feel-bads because he's footing the bill. But I remain casually optimistic that Russ will have learned nothing from his brush with the "wrong side" of the legal system, and he will fuck things up somehow. He's been getting worse and worse. I wish our hero Greg Skordas had been there, urging the prosecutor to not be too soft with Shit-lips' plea bargain, pushing for therapy along with the fine and no contact order.



You missed one other important distinction here: Russ is male and Erika is female. The whole #metoo thing doesn't work quite as well when it's a guy doing the #metoo-ing to a woman. In our current culture climate, men are never the victim, always the abuser. Plus, no one is going look at Russell Greer and think he's a victim of anything aside from bad genetics.



I think any kind of imprisonment will be a hard blow for Russ. He will have absolutely no control over his life for the length of his term. Won't be able to control when his meals are, when he can leave his cell, when he can shower or go to sleep...plus it will be a constant reminder that whatever scheme got him there was a failure and that the law is NOT on his side. It will be a constant shadow over the rest of his life, a haunting specter always following him to never let him forget his fuck-up. Kinda like Kiwi Farms in that regard.



You're surely more optimistic than I am about it. I'm convinced that Russ has a Gypsy curse or something that prevents him from writing any song linger than a minute and a half.

Prison would be a right bitch for Russ simply because they’d feed him prison food, not sugar cereals and Costco muffins. He’d likely go into shock from his body ingesting canned veg, however wilted.

Then he’d complain to the guards that he didn’t like the food and not being able to request an all-sugar-and-chemicals special diet is discrimination against the disabled.

Just thinking about what he voluntarily eats every day (colossal crunch and deep fried muffins anyone) makes me ACTUALLY want to eat prison food instead.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Was that Allstate thing there before? Wasn't it Geico?

It was added to his profile on June 6.



It was six days later that he asked this:

 

[badboy2000]

I googled the position, and it largely consists of customer contact and taking phone calls, so I am just gonna go ahead and call bullshit. Also, there's an Allstate agent just down the street from his apartment, where he "jogs" by on his way to the gym, so that's probably where he got the company name from.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I think my favorite part of it all was Russ fuming in the background while the lawyers and judge chatted amiably.

I'm pretty sure the lawyers and judges in an area are all members of the local bar association and know each other, and might even play golf together on their off days. But yeah, Russ being pissed off while the real legal professionals were conducting business as usual was funny.

As far as jail goes - I don't know specifically about where Russ would be locked up if he screws up, but in my county they separate the felons and misdemeanors. Russ would be stuck with other low-level offenders, he would definitely be bullied and maybe even beat up, but I doubt anything horrible would happen to him.

In jail they have commissary, and he could get food items there. It's usually crap you'd find in a convenience store like tuna pouches, ramen and baked goods, needless to say the choices are limited. Some of the prisoners get really good at cooking meals from stuff in commissary. Russ would either have to work a menial job for something like 25 cents an hour or have his family give him money to buy stuff.

There are some former prisoners who make YouTube videos about prison life, that's where I got my info.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I love how our boy is a high-powered super-knowledgeable legal eagle...until he's facing actual charges against himself and needs mommy and daddy to pay for a big-boy lawyer to come save his greasy ass.

His legal skills are flawless when it comes to suing celebrities for an all-access pussy pass, but getting himself out of trouble? That's just beyond Russell's capability. He's used to being the one seeking to punish the other person.

I almost wish Mommy and Daddy Greer hadn't ponied up for a lawyer for their rodent son, and left him to lie in the bed he made himself instead. I would pay good money to travel to the alternate universe where Russell has to represent himself against Erika/Skordas. I'm sure as shit he wouldn't have pled "no contest"!

 

[Kosher Salt]

I almost wish Mommy and Daddy Greer hadn't ponied up for a lawyer for their rodent son, and left him to lie in the bed he made himself instead. I would pay good money to travel to the alternate universe where Russell has to represent himself against Erika/Skordas. I'm sure as shit he wouldn't have pled "no contest"!

A public defender probably could've tard wrangled him well enough to get him to accept the plea in abeyance. If he had represented himself, though, I seriously doubt it... the State would've still offered him one, but I doubt he'd have been smart enough to take it.

Even if it had gone to trial and he had been found guilty, I still doubt he'd have seen any jail time. He'd have been given probation and a fine, the same as he got anyway; the only difference would be that he'd have had a conviction on his record.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm pretty sure the lawyers and judges in an area are all members of the local bar association and know each other, and might even play golf together on their off days. But yeah, Russ being pissed off while the real legal professionals were conducting business as usual was funny.

As far as jail goes - I don't know specifically about where Russ would be locked up if he screws up, but in my county they separate the felons and misdemeanors. Russ would be stuck with other low-level offenders, he would definitely be bullied and maybe even beat up, but I doubt anything horrible would happen to him.

In jail they have commissary, and he could get food items there. It's usually crap you'd find in a convenience store like tuna pouches, ramen and baked goods, needless to say the choices are limited. Some of the prisoners get really good at cooking meals from stuff in commissary. Russ would either have to work a menial job for something like 25 cents an hour or have his family give him money to buy stuff.

There are some former prisoners who make YouTube videos about prison life, that's where I got my info.

Agreed, but even low level offenders engage in bullying and will see what they can get away with. And either way, they can and probably would steal any zoo zoos and wham whams he gets from commissary. Also not out of the realm of possibility for one of them to demand butternut's mom puts money on their books.

Also butternut just isn't streetwise or savvy. I'd put good money down he's stupid enough to mistake predatory behavior for kindness (giving Russ a Honey Bun till he gets his commissary).

 

[Whatthefuck]

Agreed, but even low level offenders engage in bullying and will see what they can get away with. And either way, they can and probably would steal any zoo zoos and wham whams he gets from commissary. Also not out of the realm of possibility for one of them to demand butternut's mom puts money on their books.

Also butternut just isn't streetwise or savvy. I'd put good money down he's stupid enough to mistake predatory behavior for kindness (giving Russ a Honey Bun till he gets his commissary).

Rusty wouldn't make it a day in jail at this point in his life. Probably when he was locked up as a teen the other inmates took it easy on him because, well, tard and I would bet that he was kept away from the general population given his age. I can't remember from his tome, but surely someone does, does he speak at all about interacting with saggy pants thugs or hispanic gang members during his time in the clink? At his age, and his gross overconfidence, he'd be fucked in more ways than one. That's just jail. God forbid he have to go to big boy prison for something.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yeah, Russ would get a bitter dose of reality if he went to jail, even if he was around misdemeanors who have a reason to behave themselves to avoid getting into worse trouble.

Russ can't even handle normal people telling him off or not giving him what he wants - can you imagine how he'd handle jailbirds harassing and bullying him?

 

[Meredith Swift]

I reckon that's how it ends for Rusty

Maybe 5-10 years from now, he's finally locked up for soliciting an undercover cop or harassing more women or something. He's sure that in prison he's going to be top dog because this is all a big misunderstanding and HE knows the law because he has his paralegal degree like a big boi. But then no one listens to his plights, and prison is so totally not awesome for a studly stud like Russ. Maybe he calls someone a saggy pants thug and gets shanked in the exercise yard. Maybe his cellmate smothers him in his sleep after one too many nights of hearing sad sweaty fapping from the top bunk. Maybe he takes up snitching and gets Epstein'd. I don't know. But it's definitely only a matter of time before he gets murdered in prison.

 

[SpaceAce]

Just catching up on all this, thank you so much for everyone who recorded this very amusing event!

His expression is one of pure rage. In his mind, he was being nice to her, and now he's being punished for it. He's the reasonable one and he can't understand why everyone is constantly discriminating against him because of his disability.

I can only imagine the pure, white hot rage inside him during all this. He no doubt thought a group of well educated men would take one look at his chat logs and agree that he was well within his rights to berate and belittle her for not even giving him a chance when she essentially promised she would. And look how controlling and abusive Chad is! Not even letting her talk to other men who are actively insulting him and attempting to show her how her choices are wrong and she'll be punished one way or another for not picking him!

HDG: And then, uh, a plea-in-abeyance fee of 680 dollars. Now we anticipate he'll probably be paying about 50 dollars a month but if we could just make that due and payable at the end of 11 months.

Judge: Okay so 50 won't quite have it done and paid for so you've got to pick up the pace at some point.

HDG: Right, right.

Is his attorney trying to pull a fast one here and get the payment "accidentally" reduced to 550$? I'm not trying to suggest bad intentions but I'm pretty shit at math and even I caught that slip pretty quick.

His view of sex work fascinates me because it's so divorced from reality it's ridiculous. Remember when he told Danica that none of those other guys would care about her? He really thinks she's looking for a boyfriend when she's fucking all these guys. The idea that they're doing this for money, and only money doesn't register. Someone said he thinks he's doing them a favor by paying for it, so they're really expressing their gratitude and not just because they're being paid to fuck. One day he's going to try that shit with a hooker who either has a pimp or a large, humorless fellow working as her bodyguard who will extract the payment and then toss Russ to the curb.

I'm legit surprised that this actually hasn't happened yet. It's not like they're making bank or even consistent money off him that would let his shit behavior slide. He's literally just a pest who tries to rip off the girls and convince them to leave their stable. He's not really a threat, but he's a waste of time and that's usually enough to at least earn a small beat down by the girl if not the pimp.
I dunno though, maybe it's different in Utah and his tard-pass is somehow still valid there.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Is his attorney trying to pull a fast one here and get the payment "accidentally" reduced to 550$? I'm not trying to suggest bad intentions but I'm pretty shit at math and even I caught that slip pretty quick.

To me it sounded like the fine of $680 is due in full in 11 months, and Russ was planning on paying $50/month towards it, with the acknowledgement that it wouldn't cover the fine and he'd have to make up the rest by the May 2021 due date. Russell's lawyer's comment was just to specify that Russell's payment plan wasn't binding.

 

[DrJonesHat]

To me it sounded like the fine of $680 is due in full in 11 months, and Russ was planning on paying $50/month towards it, with the acknowledgement that it wouldn't cover the fine and he'd have to make up the rest by the May 2021 due date. Russell's lawyer's comment was just to specify that Russell's payment plan wasn't binding.

That sounds about right. I hope his parents can convince him to make paying his fine off his priority because courts can be merciless if they're owed money.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

To me it sounded like the fine of $680 is due in full in 11 months, and Russ was planning on paying $50/month towards it, with the acknowledgement that it wouldn't cover the fine and he'd have to make up the rest by the May 2021 due date. Russell's lawyer's comment was just to specify that Russell's payment plan wasn't binding.

$680 is absolutely nothing, i used to make more than that in a week working a shitty job.

I'm glad his parents aren't going to help him out paying the fee.