Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Something Awful]

 

[Pepper Jack]

Let's see if the latest drama has any impact on his Patreon.

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The morning is off to a great start.

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That's another $500 in the last two hours.

I wake up to a sub $6500 patreon.

So he lost over $1k a month in less than 12 hours. Impressive.

That is 10 less Gold Belly pies a month. Too bad. Check out this one and it is made in Missouri too!

$89 A STEAL


GOLD BELLLYYYY

 

[AmpleApricots]

Lowtax has shown in the past that he's quite good at manipulating people. He'll come up with a story, there'll be much hemming and hawing because goons are gullible and also really will want to believe it and things will return to where they were, with less money and less goons. Goons haven't given a shit that lowtax abuses women and his daughters in the past, they were entirely willing to look away, why wouldn't they now?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

And here's this autistic piece of shit again.

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To be fair they're basically telling him to eat a bowl of dicks.

"Okay so the site owner slapped the shit out of his wife but remember the owner of twitter allows a select group of sanitized right-wing people to speak about Trump on their platform!!" This is legit mental illness.

 

[diroama]

Wake up Richard

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Lowtax has shown in the past that he's quite good at manipulating people. He'll come up with a story, there'll be much hemming and hawing because goons are gullible and also really will want to believe it and things will return to where they were, with less money and less goons. Goons haven't given a shit that lowtax abuses women and his daughters in the past, they were entirely willing to look away, why wouldn't they now?

Slowly but surely he's been using up all his good faith. The decline of his patreon proves that.

 

[AnOminous]

And another $150 a month in the last half-hour.

 

[Unog]

This one actually got a chuckle out of me:

And there's this guy being level headed about what's going on, strangely:

And to top off, patreon at time of this post:

 

[blablabla]

Id bang logan i dont give a fuck i wouldnt beat her as I'm not a piece of shit like lowtax

 

[CatParty]

And another $150 a month in the last half-hour.

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He can get those numbers back up if he tells us where shmorky is

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Lowtax has shown in the past that he's quite good at manipulating people. He'll come up with a story, there'll be much hemming and hawing because goons are gullible and also really will want to believe it and things will return to where they were, with less money and less goons. Goons haven't given a shit that lowtax abuses women and his daughters in the past, they were entirely willing to look away, why wouldn't they now?

No, it's too much now. Lowtax won't be able to thread the needle on this one.

If he holds onto the forum he will be king of a wasteland.

 

[kiwilurkin]

When this graph updates it's going to be glorious:

 

[DuckSucker]

I wonder what the fucking mod forum must look like right now because goons are biting back pretty hard.

I havent laughed this hard in a long time. This is the funniest SA has been since I was like 10.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

The patreon is moving fast now. Goons are waking up and wiping off the cheeto dust only to find out their forum master is cancelled.

 

[plattschwanz]

I hope SA will now forever be known as the site of that one guy who beats his girlfriend, I couldn't imagine a more terrific legacy for a forum that sacrificed its sense of humour to appease the screeching troon crowd. The majority of people just assumed that his patreon money would just slowly dwindle away over time, this is beyond everyone's wildest dreams.

Good job there, Lowtax.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Kiwifarms and the eternal summer may have killed Null, but we helped shiv Lowtax as well, so good news/bad news.

 

[kiwilurkin]

His biggest Pat. drop in one day was $547 on Jan 1st.

It looks like his biggest drop ever (until now?) took about 2 weeks in which he lost $2353

Right now, this post, from 6/23 (yesterday) to this moment he's down $1476

This is fun.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

LowT abusing women is all fun and games till he does it to the one ~revitalizing the front page~

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

Lowtax is going to wake up at 3pm and be pissed

 

[Thumb Butler]