Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Brain Problems]

Lol Null is vacationing at some chateau while pillmaster general is being questioned by the authorities. This has been a fine day. Also fukkin mega lol at the unpained janny faggots thinking the drunk is just gonna hand them the keys to the kingdom. I guess larping as a commie long enough really does fuck up your woldview.

Look my dude, they're entitled to the forum because they not only destroyed it but have been squatting in the ruins while Low-T was cruising around beating women like GTA in real life.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Over under on his patreon dipping below 2k?

 

[Slur Slurry]

Over under on his patreon dipping below 2k?

At the rate it's dropping I'd guess by this evening.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Hey, does this thread have official theme music yet? I propose the following to be the official funerary music for SA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LfghRelcgk

 

[nohull]

Also hi from a castle

Jewsh, you're taking this Crusader Kings II LARP way way too far

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Daily reminder I have never beat any women or done painkillers and still run a better forum. Though I don't make $6k a month so maybe I should start.

Also hi from a castle
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Null enjoying the view from a European castle. Lowtax MIA during his own palace coup d’etat.

Smells like victory.

Also, support and send @Null money. He goddamned deserves it.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Lowtax, really lean into the abusive ex and go full IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU on the forums. Do one good deed before they drag your bloated corpse out from a pile of pie boxes.

 

[CrippleKicker69]

Also hi from a castle

nigga that's a mini golf course, don't lie

 

[Tanner Glass]

Daily reminder I have never beat any women or done painkillers and still run a better forum. Though I don't make $6k a month so maybe I should start.

If you're looking to @Lowtax for forum monetizing advice - I'd recommend his approach of "fundraise a bunch of money for the forums and just keep it for your divorce/surgery/delivery pies."

 

[RJ MacReady]

Ouch lol
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Already down another $350 in 45 minutes.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Already down another $350 in 45 minutes.

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[Aquinas]

I change my mind, i'd welcome lowtax back with open arms

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Lowtax probably has the power to take SA entirely offline with a few keystrokes, right? He might do it let the outrage die down for 48 hours. He will definitely hit the kill switch rather than hand it over to jannies.

I see his only option as saying he’s checking into rehab to deal with his depression and crippling spine pill addiction just like any washed up celebrity who gets arrested for smacking around his GF.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If Lowtax brings the mod forum archives I bet he could get a whole wife beaters subforum here to lord over.

 

[Aquinas]

Im not really sure whats the problem, isnt backhanding women a side effect of growing a spine?

 

[Hesa]

Already down another $350 in 45 minutes.

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12 hours ago it was $7600. It seems to have accelerated over the last couple of hours as people hear about what has happened. I suspect that it will continue to fall for a few days as word spreads.

He had around 1300 Patreons this morning.

 

[0 0]

Fucking lol. Phiz, going for broke.

Richard Kyanka is a domestic abuser. Stop giving him money.

it was always going to end like this.

www.somethingawful.com

Don't forget this.



Aaand this.

 

[Thumb Butler]

That's not true at all. But let's face it, goons lie.

"Accidentally right" my ass. You people sure treated Ashlii great!

And fuck you, Malt Schlitzmann.

"I will cede my position." What do you think you are? I've personally never heard of you.

 

[AmpleApricots]

It's about to drop under 4k. I don't know what living in his corner of the world costs buy I have the feeling forum avatars won't buy many goldbelly cookies from this point on.

 

[Burn Book]

Logan has deleted her Facebook post and posted an apology. Screenshots incoming.