🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

cowPoly said:
Probably the saddest thing is Gunt-hangers-on like Gator that sock right here in this thread to be all like “yknow I just want to say that the content has been really good lately even though ... (like all of you) I totally hate ER... lmao” Eat shit you gunt crease lickers take that shit back to Reddit. THIS is from last nights “really great show.”
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Jesus, the resemblance to Lowtax just by the aged drunkard's bloat really is uncanny.

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Everyone approaching adulthood- for the love of god, dial the booze, drugs, and chicken wings back in your 30s. There is a point of no return where it shows.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Ralph made a new friend today.
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That’s a lot of tweeting to say “I got too drunk in LA, I’m a fat pile of grease so add in jet lag and I can’t do a show tonight, maybe not tomorrow either”
Also does anyone believe that another person could ever “slide past” Ethan Ralph in an airplane aisle? Get the fuck outta here!
 
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There has to be more to this story. Just smooshing past someone doesn't seem like a reason to file charges. He said he 'slides past slow people'. Does he just push past everyone trying to get off the plane when everyone else is taking turns? Was something said or wasn't said during the exchange that was offensive? I can't see how an 'Oops, sorry I bumped into you' could lead to an armed airport security escort and someone wanting to press charges.
 
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I assume he means sliding past slow people on the jet bridge, cause yeah, no way he's getting past people in an airplane aisle.
 
Like a year ago ER was either going to or coming back from somewhere and he missed a show. He made some gigantic excuse about “muh lost wallet” or “muh lost iPhone” or something. I’m detecting a textbook alcoholic pattern of lying to the 20 paypigs he still has a modicum of respect for. If you can even call it that. He respects them enough to lie for fear they’ll go back to sending lunch money to Sargon instead. They should just pull the trigger on that.
 
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Ralph is so Obese that he can barely keep his right eyelid open. No wonder he finds it so exhausting so sit in his chair and read off the screen

Ralph is probably wider than the Airplane center aisle, I don't get how he can 'slide' past people that are too slow...

Maybe he slides down the aisle on his belly like a Warthog in-between peoples legs
 
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Ralph is so Obese that he can barely keep his right eyelid open. No wonder he finds it so exhausting so sit in his chair and read off the screen

Ralph is probably wider than the Airplane center aisle, I don't get how he can 'slide' past people that are too slow...

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Dear God, @theralph, put on a shirt! It's not even hot outside!

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MediocreMilt said:
Ralph made a new friend today.
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Reminds me of another Killstream cohost who claimed to have the FBI show up because someone called them on him at the airport.

Snappy Jappy said:
Ralph is so Obese that he can barely keep his right eyelid open. No wonder he finds it so exhausting so sit in his chair and read off the screen
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I don't think that's the fat. A few months back we were talking about his alcoholism and one of the repercussions of being a disgusting drunk is called 'photophobia', which is an aversion to bright, sudden light. It came up because I believe at the time Ralph made mention of hating sudden light, and kept a dimmer or a desk lamp he could turn away at the beginning then bring it to him when his eyes adjusted. Basically, he's such a drunk that his eyes can't even tolerate sudden flashes of light.

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That's not uncommon for alcoholics. Sudden, bright light can be incredibly uncomfortable, so if you don't have a dimmer it can be painful to deal with. A desk light you can turn to help stop the full flare until your eyes fully adjust over time. Photophobia isn't uncommon with heavy drinkers, and I can only imagine what mixing his Xanax did as well.
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Zodomy said:
The LA week of the Killstream was very cool, I can't get mad at this fat fuck, he is a great entertainer.
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No accounting for taste, I guess. Personally can't really listen to a guy who's practically the living avatar of hypocrisy as entertainment, nor in most contexts I can think of. It's very distracting from the content.
 
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Unog said:
No accounting for taste, I guess. Personally can't really listen to a guy who's practically the living avatar of hypocrisy as entertainment, nor in most contexts I can think of. It's very distracting from the content.
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He's obesity is hard to look at but you can't deny he's an entertaining fuck :story:
 
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Superman93 said:
He's obesity is hard to look at but you can't deny he's an entertaining fuck :story:
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Oh he's definitely entertaining, this thread's testament to that for certain.

I just don't think it's in a manner that Ralph appreciates being found entertaining. I can't get over that he was dumb enough to log back into the account he flagged Phantom on, it's almost cartoonish ineptitude.
 
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