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- Apr 20, 2020
His twitter is emptier than my life.
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I truly, truly dont understand his expressions, or his malformed penis. Why is it so weirdly bulbous? Why does he think those o_O expressions are cute?
Looks like a typical, vaguely relatable post by a Social Media management service meant to generate some amount of engagement. See Neil DeGrasse Tyson's twitter for more examples of shit like that.View attachment 1403942
Honest to fucking god what the fuck is he talking about
Look, it's simple. Just play them monopoly. Playing them sorry or operation not good for know them.View attachment 1403942
Honest to fucking god what the fuck is he talking about
Look, it's simple. Just play them monopoly. Playing them sorry or operation not good for know them.
Look, it's simple. Just play them monopoly. Playing them sorry or operation not good for know them.
I think I'm finally having a stroke.Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?
You've got a lot of cocks to suck then Greg...
The width of the phone is 3.06 inches. Considering Greg can't grip it all the way across let's be kind and say his index finger is 3 inches long.Ok so based on his pictures I assume he owns an iPhone 11 pro max?
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He holds his phone weird, kinda like a claw. The phone is 6.22 inches, average male hand is 3.5 inches wide. Someone who can math pls do the final calculation. Dick pic for scale
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The width of the phone is 3.06 inches. Considering Greg can't grip it all the way across let's be kind and say his index finger is 3 inches long.
Compare the iPhone photo with this one showing the circumference of his dick (which, to be fair, is gripping it further up the shaft) we can get close to an estimate of a diameter of about 1.8 inches thick. On a good day. When he's trying really REALLY hard.
LOL pencil dick.
I know some people are pretty exhausted at examining and debating Greg's cock ad infinitum or having to stare at him poorly riding a three inch dildo for the millionth time, so I've got something interesting to drop into the thread. This morning my boyfriend was cleaning out some shit from some old accounts and stumbled across some old chat logs he had with Sam, the girl who was briefly in Greg's orbit as a cameraman. He didn't have any interest in posting them himself, so I volunteered. These logs are about two years old, so there's not really any new information in these. I figure they'll still be of interest considering a) they haven't ever been seen before and b) there's some juicy information re: Grug's pattern of behavior with women, Lainey's behavior w/in the harem / towards other women, their parenting skills, and some information about Grug's son, who seems to be a budding little psychopath just like his dad. There's also a few texts from Sam to Greg and Lainey in the log which will validate these as the real deal.
Sam also drew a picture of herself pegging Greg (which is included in this) which is definitely worth posting on it's own considering what he's up too now. Hope you guys enjoy. This is my first time uploading anything to the farms, so I hope I didn't fuck it up.
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So "she" likes being beat with it and wants to smell that dick...almost sounds like someth grug would write. Almost.
Lumpy, coagulated cum is nothing less than expected from his weird, bulbous, over pumped penis. Do you think he needs an STI for his ballsack to give up the ghost that badly when you take into account the rest of his body? This dude shoplifted chromosomes in the womb.His dick spewing cottage cheese is an sti right? Like it has to be... right?