The Reddit /pol/ - A Kiwi Farms Lab Report

The Pink Panther

The Nigga Panther
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Jan 15, 2019
Folks, today, I am here to tell you a tale. You see, my parents ever since a young age have always fancied me as a kinda scientist of some sort. Their perception was that because I was nominated for a "Junior Scientist" award in first grade, I would be a scientist and I was automatically interested in science. They were absolutely incorrect, as most parents are about their children. I don't like science, in fact, it's all boring rubbish. However, I occasionally abide by the rules of the scientific method. So I have an experiment that I have concocted that I'd like to share for you all to prove a set of hypotheses about internet websites:

When I had my Reddit account (for an albeit brief time and even then, I rarely used it), I had a most novel idea. Reddit politics are toxic, but there is a rather surefire method to see which side of the coin is worse. The left or right. The answer is obvious to those who aren't retarded or biased, but I did a test just to make sure of my presumptions. Using r/politics and r/The_Donald, I posted the exact same comment (with a singular variation) on the separate subreddits. On r/politics, I commented "Donald Trump is a good president" and I immediately received 13 downvotes. I also received a multitude of angry Redditors insulting me with all the shit they had. Some called me mentally retarded, brain-dead, and even a Nazi sympathizer. On r/The_Donald, I commented "Donald Trump is a bad president", and I received 3 downvotes. To my surprise, I received no negative comments. In fact, they were just comments of the users of the sub listing all of the good things that they believe Tramp has done, looking for my opinions about them. No insults, nothing of the sort, just them posting reasons as to why they appreciate the man. They treated me with the utmost respect. I felt just at home even though to them I seemed like a leftie. Both posts were removed from Reddit and I was promptly banned from both subreddits for "trolling", but the r/The_Donald subreddit was ultimately more respectful. Therefore, on Reddit, the left-wing is more of an issue. Despite their faulty censorship and lack of speech, r/The_Donald at least had the gall to try and engage in a discussion. The lefties at r/politics were rude, belligerent, and unsympathetic towards anyone of their kind that does not speak their views.

I did the same with Kiwifarms, earlier today. Those who are consistent lurkers of the TDS and TES threads may have noticed a rather odd set of bait posts that you may seen me post. These are the two, in particular, I'm referring to:

This thread in a nutshell:

ORANGE MAN SO BAD! VERY BAD MAN! BADDEST MAN, WORST MAN! CULT LEADER! FAT FUCK! LOLCOW! BAD ORANGE MAN!

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(doesn’t even focus on the guys who actually have TES, just Orange Man himself)
The Pink Panther said:
This thread in a nutshell:

ORANGE MAN SO GOOD! VERY GOOD MAN! GOOD MAN, GOODEST MAN. DID NOTHING WRONG AT ALL! TOTALLY NOT AT BLAME FOR SHIT HE SAID!

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(doesn’t even focus on the guys who actually have TDS, just Orange Man himself)

These posts are nearly identical. The only difference is the tone and intention of both. Both of these posts received negrates and one user replying to it in a rebuttal. The user on the TES thread being @ProgKing of the North telling me the obvious:

And the TDS thread is just Orange Man Good

Do you have any actual arguments as to why he’s actually good to instead of just drive by trolling?

And the other on the TDS thread being @MrJokerRager saying something albeit sympathetic:

There are so many people with TDS, I won't blame Null for deleting this whole thread to save our souls. Plus if media did their jobs properly then TDS would not be a thing and Trump wouldn't have made it this far with all that free coverage they gave him.

So indeed, I got response, but overall it seems like the thread that I hate more (TES thread), somehow managed to get the edge. Why? Well, that post on the TES thread is still there, but the faggot mods deleted the post from the TDS thread:

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This, I must say, is an act of censorship. Unadulterated censorship, to the highest degree. If you disagree with the righties, your post gets censored and deleted. If you disagree with the lefties, you'll get negrated, yes, but at least the post stays up.

Now there are many factors that play into this that shouldn't be ignored. The TES thread is not as popular as the TDS thread (because of the number of righties on this site and plus as much as the lefties on this site deny it, there is WAY more TDS than TES; plus making fun of conservatives is not as fun as making fun of lefties since it feels like you're kicking down rather than kicking up, even though yada yada, this site kicks down, well fuck you, I like kicking up). Obviously the mods don't pay much attention to that thread, and who would? Frankly, most of the thread contains not of people making fun of TES, but being an echo chamber for the old-school Reddit users of the Farms who need a safe space to make fun of the bad orange man that isn't Neo-Reddit. Then again, the TDS thread as well is a safe space for those who want to suck his dick if their family members or friends would criticize him for doing so, that's what I used it for initially when I thought more positively of him (still voting for him, lol). As well as that, I softened the blows in response to @ProgKing of the North's post in the TES thread by making a shitpost to comeback:

Yes, I wrote an entire essay.

Here's the link on Google Drive: https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

It appeals to their sensibilities. He asked if I had anything good to say about the man, and I do, but I wasn't looking for any sort of debate. I was looking for a good laugh. A gag. A joke. So, out of my asshole, I pulled out what is possibly the most normie meme thing you could do: a Rickroll. It appeals to me because it's a funny shitpost and it appeals to them because it implies I have nothing good to say about the Orange Man, nonetheless in an essay, so they agree with it because Orange Man Bad. Plus, both of the posts I made were inherently facetious unlike the Reddit statements where I said a subjective, straightforward statement without any trolling, but I only did that in the nature of the Farms to get some users pissed. Finally, it wasn't a user of the thread that reported the post to get it taken down (maybe it was, I dunno), it could've been the mod that removed it because "shitty bait". It's the mod with the bias, not the thread users, which yeah, good assumption, however, if they were really a good mod, they should've taken down the other post in the TES thread, but whoops, they're a faggot, but that's what all mods are, alike, so nonetheless, that's a familiar feeling. Even with all of those factors, it still doesn't take away from the conclusion of my experiment.

So, gentlemen (and the very few ladies), this site has a problem. I was afraid to admit it up until now due to my biases (I'm center-right myself, libertarian might I add, and mostly neutral to Tramp [been leaning a little more negatively recently though]), but it seems as if there is undeniably a problem with the right-wingers on the Kiwifarms. That doesn't mean that right-wing Kiwis are bad users, no, quite the opposite. They're some of the funniest users on the site and I still stand by this (because the lefties lost their balls for fun a long time ago):

On another note, most of the lefties on KF are kinda shitty users who take shit too seriously.

Like the righties be spergs, but at least they reach that common middle ground where they sometimes take themselves too seriously, but also they don't at the same time. It's hard to describe it.

However, it is they that are the problem with this site and I demand to know an answer for how we shall deal with them. They are sissies, censor-hungry, and they are most importantly, spergy. This is a scientifically proven study and there's no disagreeing with the evidence at hand presented.
 
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I'll be honest with you. I did not read your thread. It was too long and I got bored. On the other hand, I'm so bored I've started watching hentai for the plot. With the sex doll thread popping up an idea came up. Just bussiness.

How about I asked the bank for money so I could buy a high quality sex doll. Then I'll charge half an hour with her, half the rate of the escorts in my area (the corona has affected their prices too, yay). I'll quickly regain the investment and pimping her will only cost me cleaning her up.

Who's with me?
 
I pointed this out in the OP if you would've read it, faggot, as a factor.

Still doesn't disprove the conclusion.
Your conclusion is based on a single sample and examining two threads which are almost impossible to compare due to their difference in level of activity. I've had shitposts deleted in the TES thread, as have others. I seldom go to either thread anymore because they're both a bit too Reddit like for my tastes, as are most community watch threads because community threads tend to draw posters allied with opposing communities.
 
Your conclusion is based on a single sample and examining two threads which are almost impossible to compare due to their difference in level of activity. I've had shitposts deleted in the TES thread, as have others. I seldom go to either thread anymore because they're both a bit too Reddit like for my tastes, as are most community watch threads because community threads tend to draw posters allied with opposing communities.
I noted that as a factor (you absolute niggerfaggots, read the damn OP).

But you can also say size can determine the biases. OF COURSE on a site with a right-leaning bias would the right-leaning thread be more popular than of that of the one from the filthy lefties. However the whole right, left shit is just crap the kikes made up to distract us from the real problems anyway, so who cares?
 
I noted that as a factor (you absolute niggerfaggots, read the damn OP).

But you can also say size can determine the biases. OF COURSE on a site with a right-leaning bias would the right-leaning thread be more popular than of that of the one from the filthy lefties. However the whole right, left shit is just crap the kikes made up to distract us from the real problems anyway, so who cares?
So, gentlemen (and the very few ladies), this site has a problem. I was afraid to admit it up until now due to my biases (I'm center-right myself, libertarian might I add, and mostly neutral to Tramp [been leaning a little more negatively recently though]), but it seems as if there is undeniably a problem with the right-wingers on the Kiwifarms. That doesn't mean that right-wing Kiwis are bad users, no, quite the opposite. They're some of the funniest users on the site and I still stand by this (because the lefties lost their balls for fun a long time ago):
I did read your full OP, but you're massively underestimating the differences between your post getting ganked on a thread with an absolute fuck ton of regular posters, and a thread with like 4 regulars and an Arab dude with a love/hate relationship with said regulars. Likewise, it seems as if you're falling into the left/right trap yourself.

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This kind of shit is also why I'm glad BO for /bestpol/ put Trump related shit into its own containment thread.
 
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