Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Tanner Glass said:
It means that besides getting smacked around - she took on Something Awful as a client, which at the time was a low-effort enterprise generating at least $120,000 a year and during her tenure has

- Slept with the owner/CEO and publicly badmouthed his ex-wife during divorce proceedings, while the ex-wife was in a battered women's shleter.
- Destroyed SA and Lowtax's reputation.
- Obliterated any cohesion or morale his volunteer staff had.
- Reduced profits by at least $84,000 a year, nearly cutting them to 30% of what they once were. The actual number is still dropping.

Oh @Lowtax - you said you weren't going to pay this girl but oh boy did it fucking cost you. She did quite a rebrand for you too - "the place run by the pillhead who beats women" will be a great magnet to advertisers in these remarkably sensitive times.
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Logan should just rebrand herself as Perses.

I think utterly destroying what she loves/covets might just be a long running theme in her life.

The most amusing part is how many hundreds of people, here, on SA, on FB, etc... people that hate Rich, people that like him, casual observers... everyone tried to warn Rich that cheating on his wife to have a fling with his new brand strategist that was half his age and had a history of mental instability was very, very terrible idea that would end in disaster.

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He had time to de-admin "Toad on a Roll."
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I wonder if he that was before or after he shut down her phone.

If Logan was on Rich’s cell phone plan it really seems like she was going right along with ceding total control of her life to her new boss daddy. She moved from Utah into his house, any income was dependent upon Lowtax, I’m guessing she had no car too.

Sounds like she was almost in the exact situation Ashlii was in last year, but without the added concern of a dependent toddler and visa issues hanging over her head.
 
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I'm sorry Logan, I wish I could buy your "apology" but you see, while I was at SA I was probated, banned and ridiculed so many times for trying to be the "voice of reason" amidst cultist soymasters and deranged trannies, that I've been pretty much Pavlovian-trained to #BelieveAllWomen. So when you said that loltax backhanded you, I truly wept tears of blood and wrung my heart for you, as I told my e-friends about the evil pillhead and his dying forum of demented larp-leftist faggots and so, you can not undo my opinion, which is set in stone.
"My parry ar with the father, who lost his chrilden; i am truely sory for your lots"
 
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Richard is a cool dad who shows his adolescent daughter gory horror movies with killer mothers to scare the shit outta her and to fuck with Ashlii
(In this case it was the film "Goodnight Mommy")
E: (There was originally a screenshot here but Ashlii apparently wants it gone so as not to interfere with her legal case so I'll oblige her)
 
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Turns out Bogan may have successfully rebranded Taxman from "SA webmaster" to "washed up wifebeater"

When this all blows over it'll turn out Bogan was actually a Kaufman-esque marketing genius who had a preternatural ability to build a brand from what was within a client's heart of hearts.

Unfortunately for Lowtax it was dated humor, wifebeating and fat from delivery pies.
 
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Coolio55 said:
Richard is a cool dad who shows his adolescent daughter gory horror movies with killer mothers to scare the shit outta her and to fuck with Ashlii
(In this case it was the film "Goodnight Mommy")
E: (There was originally a screenshot here but Ashlii apparently wants it gone so as not to interfere with her legal case so I'll oblige her)
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Luckily in this rampaging multi-City dumpster fire a screenshot like that barely causes a ripple.

I‘d love to see Lowtax turn to the Guardian Ad Litem, after the last 48 hours of drunken girlfriend fights, two DV police calls, crying GF videos, public disavows of him from his own business, etc...have been detailed, and he then pivots to a screenshot Ashlii sent someone about him letting their toddler watch a awful horror movie.

VINDICATION!

Im sure they will just sign over custody of Sloane immediately and the judge will give him a important document officially proving he doesn’t ever abuse women and is the best father in Missouri.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Turns out Bogan may have successfully rebranded Taxman from "SA webmaster" to "washed up wifebeater"

When this all blows over it'll turn out Bogan was actually a Kaufman-esque marketing genius who had a preternatural ability to build a brand from what was within a client's heart of hearts.
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Or a corporate spy. Or someone with a grudge against SA or Lowtax in particular.

It's honestly shocking considering how easy it is to get SA Admin access that no one had deliberately gotten it before and then just blown it up for fun. All you have to do is pretend you're a sys/forum admin/business partner and that you'll work for free and you're red starred within a few weeks.
 
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Coolio55 said:
Richard is a cool dad who shows his adolescent daughter gory horror movies with killer mothers to scare the shit outta her and to fuck with Ashlii
(In this case it was the film "Goodnight Mommy")
E: (There was originally a screenshot here but Ashlii apparently wants it gone so as not to interfere with her legal case so I'll oblige her)
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He's posted before about her watching Requiem for a Dream. I assumed he was trying to be wacky zany.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
Or a corporate spy. Or someone with a grudge against SA or Lowtax in particular.

It's honestly shocking considering how easy it is to get SA Admin access that no one had deliberately gotten it before and then just blown it up for fun. All you have to do is pretend you're a sys/forum admin/business partner and that you'll work for free and you're red starred within a few weeks.
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Bumping uglies with him is just about always the path to admin status, and it is always hallmarked by very brief admin status. While I don't think she stuck around long enough to get bapped in the mouth, even artfag was part of that cycle.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Bumping uglies with him is just about always the path to admin status, and it is always hallmarked by very brief admin status. While I don't think she stuck around long enough to get bapped in the mouth, even artfag was part of that cycle.
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Yeah, but you can also get there by just saying "hey I do database work, I can take a look at yours if you'd like - for free of course". That's been every SA Forum Admin post radium, in fact. Jeffrey, ZDR, that other guy who I forgot all basically got in this way.
 
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