I mean, it wouldn't be surprising that he would fail at croaking himself. As you said, he fails at everything. However, I don't buy that he ever tried to commit suicide. He loves himself too much, and suicide is basically the final way to say "I was wrong". Russhole will never admit that. My guess is he just made up bullshit to try to get out of trouble, hoping the police would see him as a victim and drop the whole thing. This is the guy who said he got into a Fast and Furious street chase with a hooker in a black Jetta because he didn't want to pay her when she didn't look like her photos. This is the guy who said his lawyer friend was firebombed and his sister had feces thrown on her. This is the guy who tells pop starlets and models, women who are used to exotic vacations with rich men and spending more on a day of shopping that he makes in six months, that he can give them a better life. Nothing Shit-lips says can be accepted as truth.