Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

I recall richard claiming that caching actually made the costs go up and used it to wring more shekels out of goons because they are terminally fucking retarded and fall for literally anything.
Well, I can't say I know for sure. The default settings are configured for static content, but you can easily set up page rules that bypass caching. At the very least it should've been set to have Cloudflare cache all the assets that don't change that the forums use, like images and css and the like.

It's hard to say whether this was him lying, laziness, or a mix of both.
 
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Well, I can't say I know for sure. The default settings are configured for static content, but you can easily set up page rules that bypass caching. At the very least it should've been set to have Cloudflare cache all the assets that don't change that the forums use, like images and css and the like.

It's hard to say whether this was him lying, laziness, or a mix of both.
I recall it was something along the lines of.
"I saw this checkbox in cloudflare so I clicked it and all the forums began loading super fast but then I got the bill and it was $6,000,000 >>>Patreon<<<"
 
I'm 50/50 on it honestly, but the more we say it's not credible the more they believe it so let's go with that.

I'm more like 60/40 because even her retractions still admit he hit her somehow, and because Low-T himself has done his usual non-denial denial thing where he quibbles about the specific accusation instead of saying it just didn't happen at all.

The lying ass dope fiend has been claiming he has audio proving he's innocent and yet he's just sat and done nothing while 2/3 of his monthly income went up in flames. Would anyone do that? Even Dickard? I doubt it.

It's pretty clear that Rich did nothing wrong here. I mean, goons think he did, and goons are always wrong about everything, ergo..

Tbh I'd be at 90/10 if it wasn't for that. The fact that goons believe it makes me doubt it because they're just so fucking stupid and have such shit judgment that I can't believe they went for this particular accusation without being wrong.
 
Wouldn’t shock me that his mother got wind of this and between her and his Superlawyer convinced him to shut the fuck up, go eat some Goldbelly cookies and pie, pop some pills, and sleep it off. That is why he’s been quiet except the texts that got leaked anyway. Dick is a dumbass.

I'm more like 60/40 because even her retractions still admit he hit her somehow, and because Low-T himself has done his usual non-denial denial thing where he quibbles about the specific accusation instead of saying it just didn't happen at all.

The lying ass dope fiend has been claiming he has audio proving he's innocent and yet he's just sat and done nothing while 2/3 of his monthly income went up in flames. Would anyone do that? Even Dickard? I doubt it.



Tbh I'd be at 90/10 if it wasn't for that. The fact that goons believe it makes me doubt it because they're just so fucking stupid and have such shit judgment that I can't believe they went for this particular accusation without being wrong.

I think it’s why they signal harder than usual against Kiwi Farms: they know that they’re on the same side as us evil bigots so they have to signal hard about how much they hate us but can’t stop reading this thread without coming to the same conclusion. Goons are such spineless dipshits.
 
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Oh fuck off GAPO, you tard.
Hey @Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 why are all former Something Sensitive admins cucks? I mean at least the original version, SASS we had weev.
I don't think he's even needing to threaten her (well physically). She is seeing her meal ticket evaporate in real time and wants it to stop.



Last we got from Lowtax (not a reliable source, admittedly) was that forum revenue was 6K/mo and cost 2K/mo. That is was over a year ago, numbers have likely changed. But that 6K includes new regs & all the revenue generating slap-fights. Stuff that probably greatly evaporates as tranny paypigs depart in droves.
No matter how poor the forum code is there is 0 chance it costs him 2K to host.
 
I like how it's on police record (through the whole maplewife saga) that even Chinkwife (which didn't have any drama attached to her I know of) claimed that Lowtax abused her physically and emotionally. Even if you think that Ashliiiii and Bogan are nuts (which they seemed to be, Bogan maybe even moreso) there is an undeniable pattern here and it's probably just a fact that Lowtax, the eternal Web 1.0 loser, hits and abuses women. What happened with Bogan is simple: The honeymoon period was over and everyday annoyances set in. That's how these things with serial abusers often go. Lowtax is ridiciously thin-skinned and was often seen foaming at the mouth over relatively harmless things directed at him online. I don't know how anyone, non-goon or even goon, can't believe that that guy can snap. It's also on record that he's a vindictive little shit that's physically unable to just let things go. (Mangosteen anyone?) Bogan is a nut and was probably able to annoy ol' Dick quicker. It's honestly all as simple as that.

Great optics for his divorce that not only he couldn't wait to shack up with another woman, but also couldn't wait until things were out of court to beat her too. I feel poor old Richard is not going to get the vindication he so desires if his superlawyer isn't a time-traveling wizard or something. Losing a huge chunk of his income which might or might not kill his golden goose is the cherry on top.
 
Hey @Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 why are all former Something Sensitive admins cucks? I mean at least the original version, SASS we had weev.
I think the most recurring, and retarded question has always been some version of this, when the obvious answer is 'its because they're goons'. Just like literally everyone in this and the sister thread.
Face it boys, We're all going to be Troon anime avatar having twitter spergs, its only a matter of time.
 
Smuckling never ends well. And yes, everyone said this was obviously going to end badly but nobody predicted exactly how badly.
I mean kiwi farmers have a habit of wildly overestimating the downfall/justice that awaits disliked cows.

Yet in this case, while we all predicted it was going to end in a flaming dumpster fire of drama, no one imagined Lowtax would get the ultimate reckoning that he’s been due for twenty years.

If a KF predicted his pateron would drop by 70% in 24 hours, his own jannies would call him out on the front page and tell ppl to stop giving him money in headline text, his mods would be in open revolt with 100% of the forums shitting on him and calling for his removal....we would have told them to stop writing dumb fanfic about Lowtax’s demise.

Logan so wildly exceeded our expectations while also spectacularly failing in her own to resuscitate SA into ad revenue generator, it boggles the mind.

In fairness, she did definitely totally rebrand SA and Lowtax and has driven more traffic to the front page than it’s got in a decade plus. She actually succeeded with some of her stated aims. Decimating Lowtax’s revenue instead of making fat stacks of cash however doesn‘t look so hot on her business woman resume though.
 
In fairness, she did definitely totally rebrand SA and Lowtax and has driven more traffic to the front page than it’s got in a decade plus. She actually succeeded with some of her stated aims. Decimating Lowtax’s revenue instead of making fat stacks of cash however doesn‘t look so hot on her business woman resume though.

Someone should send her in to rebrand DarkSydePhil and revive his career.
 
Don't forget, he doesn't even need the Patreon money for the forums, they still pay several times for themselves IIRC. Patreon money is literally goldbelly/boxwine/ambien/26-year old BPD thot money. Maybe he's quiet because he hopes goons will go back to normal buying avatars and eating bans and he at least doesn't lose the forum as income source.
I have a feeling registrations and forum upgrade purchases are going to nosedive as well. Call it a hunch.
 
Oh fuck off GAPO, you tard.
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I like how it's on police record (through the whole maplewife saga) that even Chinkwife (which didn't have any drama attached to her I know of) claimed that Lowtax abused her physically and emotionally. Even if you think that Ashliiiii and Bogan are nuts (which they seemed to be, Bogan maybe even moreso) there is an undeniable pattern here and it's probably just a fact that Lowtax, the eternal Web 1.0 loser, hits and abuses women. What happened with Bogan is simple: The honeymoon period was over and everyday annoyances set in. That's how these things with serial abusers often go. Lowtax is ridiciously thin-skinned and was often seen foaming at the mouth over relatively harmless things directed at him online. I don't know how anyone, non-goon or even goon, can't believe that that guy can snap. It's also on record that he's a vindictive little shit that's physically unable to just let things go. (Mangosteen anyone?) Bogan is a nut and was probably able to annoy ol' Dick quicker. It's honestly all as simple as that.

Great optics for his divorce that not only he couldn't wait to shack up with another woman, but also couldn't wait until things were out of court to beat her too. I feel poor old Richard is not going to get the vindication he so desires if his superlawyer isn't a time-traveling wizard or something. Losing a huge chunk of his income which might or might not kill his golden goose is the cherry on top.

Megan seems very normal, besides the terrible decision to get involved with LowT. Ashli isn't crazy, she's a non-functional adult with no agency or self-esteem. The perception that she's nuts is due to LowT's uncontested smear campaign. Even after Ashli was abused for years AND Rich went off to fuck his sidepiece for weeks over a family holiday, it took Megan's intervention to get Ashli and Sloane out of the house. Ashli is a mess, but not in the bunny boiling sense.

Logan is a stew of mental disorders that no rational adult would trust. Naturally, she's the one the goons rally behind because she's just like them.
 
The honeymoon period was over and everyday annoyances set in. That's how these things with serial abusers often go. Lowtax is ridiciously thin-skinned and was often seen foaming at the mouth over relatively harmless things directed at him online. I don't know how anyone, non-goon or even goon, can't believe that that guy can snap. It's also on record that he's a vindictive little shit that's physically unable to just let things go. (Mangosteen anyone?) Bogan is a nut and was probably able to annoy ol' Dick quicker. It's honestly all as simple as that.

I was thinking about this.

Megan, and Ashlii both have kids. Megan has both a job/career and religion. Those are good reasons to shield yourself from the internet mob.

Logan doesnt have kids or a job or much to lose. So she can set the house on fire even without the BPD bagage

The issue with Lowtax I find od is that he moved the dumb bitch in.

He coulda flown her out put her up in a hotel or someplace and explain that due to the legal issues and his kids he shouldnt have her living with him.

Fucking stupid

Just like how he said he hid from his first wife in his club house strip mall office I found it odd he ran out and got a new wife.

Fucker would be happiest alone with his bottle of pills.

Maybe the reason he hasnt done a gaming garbage is that he a logan have been on benders for the last three months.

Fuck I remember this post from the zoe thread about the dude who killed himself Bolded relative part

Longtime lurker, first time posting. Glad to finally join and I hope I can contribute something of value here to the Farms!

Ok, reason for posting.
I fell into a rabbit hole several months ago reading about Zoe Quinn after watching that old train wreck of a debate between Candace Owens and Blaire White. (Somewhere in there or on Rogan, Owens talks about ZQ calling her on the phone regarding the Social Autopsy shit she was trying to do and how Zoe had already done it or some one up shit and then sent a ton of shitty emails to her etc etc?...
Either way I became curious about ZQ's situation and Gamer Gate as a concept and what exactly her role was in it.

So the very first thing I found when i Googled her was the Zoe Post.
It read like deja-vu of one of my ex wives....:twisted:
Call it PTSD or just plain grief but..
I feel like I know this woman...
(and no, I refuse to acknowledge her as "they", fuck that. She doesn't earn that respect from me.)

Please forgive my forthcoming TL/DR but this is the only place I feel like I can say this shit.

Chelsea was a neglected biker baby. Odds are her parents were the first cats to get her stoned and most likely molested little Chelsea. Her sexual dysfunction is mapped out like a monopoly board. A quick career as a barely legal cam whore leads her to the strip joint where she makes $45 an hour. BUT.... she promptly assaults one of her customers.
Then there's the apparent rape attempt #1 with her at least bragging to the photographer, true or not, that she stabbed a guy...
Chelsea was a Myspace whore, more or less. Little work, show your nudes and get the rent so you can stay HIGH.... She youthfully buys into the idea that life can be whatever her emotional dysphoria can imagine it to be..

But at her core the 19-20 year old Chelsea Van Winkle is pure and simply a sexually dysfunctional drug addict.

By the time she met Alec she was most likely into coke and or meth. Definitely Adderall, Xanax and Lortabs.
She fits the prototype of a girl that will try any drug once and my guess is she is an opioid addict and an alcoholic.

She meets Alec online, they "Skype and flirt" meaning she presents him with a sexual MENU to order off of and he orders the DD:LG special. I've seen it said here that she would be BDSM'ing most likely but I think it;s more psychological. I think kink and fetish involving Daddy play.
He says yeah, if you can get HERE, I can get you BACK since you have no money. And meanwhile I get to be daddy. And so she did. There was never a relationship....purely a John.
And I think she THEN proceeds to spend all of his money on whatever drugs Alec could procure. And along the way that starts to piss Alec off. She not only isn't making any money, she's taking HIS money.
The "fingers in me, walking me around" sounds like BDSM but my guess is DD got tired of his LG throwing her mood swing fits when the buzz wears off and no longer being as submissive when SHE, not HE< but SHE demands that he fuck her again. (thus increasing is debt so to speak)


One thing about her stated narrative that really bothers me is this. She makes two weeks sound like several MONTHS....he "slowly started alienating her" ...he "slowly drove away all her friends"....."hours into days of hiding in the bathroom"...and then the following two weeks (once she's become a serious financial burden to Alec), she now spends another hellishly long TWO WEEKS......I mean think about it. A month is pretty fucking fast....she maps it out like several movie scenes with the text "Six Months Later" pop up between all these incidents.
The only people that talk like that are drug addicts.

Her motivation in her jumping on the #metoo bandwagon that Nathalie was leading was absolutely to get paid.
But all she had to do was repackage a situation where she literally prostituted herself and her John got fed up with her shit and ditched her when he ran out of cash.
And the reason he killed himself?
Not guilt, nope.
SHAME.
She fucking HUMILIATED that man, exposing his Kink and Fetish. And she KNEW any argument he could even try to make would just be him admitting that he paid her to call him daddy and stick his fingers in her ASS....(that's how you walk a dog around the room, you stick them in her ASS)

That courteous and friendly email? Probably scared the SHIT out of dude that it was all about to come out back THEN and THERE. Hence the suicidal statements he made back then. Not because he was so fucking broken hearted....but because he was scared to death that he was about to be HUMILIATED......

And boy did she fucking publicly humiliate his ass last Monday......
I don't think Alec even gave a shit about losing NITW, he was still gonna get paid.
I think he saw her post, read it and knew that everybody she's on the phone with right now, including his dumb fuck sister are all gonna know his Kink and Fetish and he was straight up humiliated into killing himself.
Just like she KNEW he would be.
Think about all the pedophiles and troons that off themselves. It's a sexual humiliation.

Again, I apologize for the TL/DR, I have so much more I would like to add but I will just do it in much smaller snippets from now on.
Thanks for indulging me.
 
The issue with Lowtax I find od is that he moved the dumb bitch in.

He coulda flown her out put her up in a hotel or someplace and explain that due to the legal issues and his kids he shouldnt have her living with him.

Fucking stupid

Just like how he said he hid from his first wife in his club house strip mall office I found it odd he ran out and got a new wife.

Fucker would be happiest alone with his bottle of pills.

Maybe the reason he hasnt done a gaming garbage is that he a logan have been on benders for the last three months.

I've said this before in the SA thread, but I'll say it here too.

Lowtax's decisions are actually very easy to understand when you learn the (depressingly simple) rules that govern his psychology. He is an addict. Not just in the "takes loads of drugs and booze" sense, but in his personality. He is driven entirely by short-term shallow pleasures and does not plan ahead, even slightly. He will only do anything if it will bring him a benefit within about 24 hours. And by "benefit", I mean only financial gain or physical pleasure. He is a pure hedonist, 100% dedicated to serving his own physical, animal desires to the exclusion of everything else.

This explains almost all the things this thread has noted about him:

His finances - Lowtax does not invest, he spends. He didn't invest any of the money (well into 7 figures) that SA brought him in its heyday. He spent it all on sports cars, drugs and a McMansion. He hasn't invested any money into the forums in 2 decades. He won't upgrade the software (except that time he accidentally bought Cloudflare web cache because he thought it was free) because to him, money that goes into the forums is money that has disappeared, and therefore cannot go down his throat, into his veins, or onto his dick. He won't hire competent professionals because he can't bear to part with the money they would cost, so he hires dysfunctional volunteers who break the database and disappear. He raised $20k to upgrade the forums but then spent it on himself. Fuck the consequences, that's for Future Lowtax to deal with, and I hear he's an asshole. Lowtax saw $20k in his bank account and that was $20k he could spend on pies, whores and booze, so he did. That was as far as his thinking went.

His business relationships - Lowtax has had countless business opportunities slip through his fingers because he makes no effort to make them work. This is because working with other people means compromising with them, and that means less fun for Lowtax right now, so he doesn't bother. He offered Yahtzee an insulting $50 a video and probably thought that was generous - I mean $50 buys a lot of beer, right? When Yahtzee said no, rather than negotiate, Lowtax gave up because it was a bother and he would rather get his dick sucked right now. This repeated over and over, he could be as rich as Notch if he'd just followed through on half the opportunities that SA dropped in his lap. But they weren't fun right now, so he didn't.

His love life - Lowtax is motivated by praise, sex and booze, and getting them right fucking now. Once a partner stops giving him any one of these things, he doesn't bother to work out the problems, because the payoff is too far away. Instead he cheats, he drinks, and he takes out his frustration on his partners and his poor fucking children. Logan offered him all three, especially as (unlike the others) she was an alcoholic as well, and so they could get wasted together. Fun! Fun right now! He moved her in straight away so he could get drunk and fuck her straight away. Consequences? Who cares, they're for later. Then Logan starts to get difficult. She gets drunk, flips out about some bullshit, and starts hitting him. Lowtax angry. Lowtax not having fun. Lowtax Smash. Woman quiet now. Lowtax sleep.

His managing of the forums - Whenever there was a problem with the forums, Lowtax would do whatever would make it go away the quickest, not what would solve the problem. When CascadeBeta and the troons started demanding that the heart of the site be ripped out to slake their insanity, he agreed so they would shut up and go away, rather than ban the troons that were wrecking the website, he put them in charge so they wouldn't bug him. He's got wine to drink, you know? When thousands of Tumblr users poured in to read the Dangan Ronpa LP in 2010 (there was no English translation of the game back then, a bilingual goon was doing a screenshot LP and translating as they went), Lowtax put the paywall down to make them put down 10 bux to keep reading. He had no plan, or even thought, as to what getting thousands of crazy tumblr dangerhairs into the site would do to its culture or what to do about it, resulting in the mess the place is now. When Koalas March and the IdPol brigade demanded their own special hugbox-in-a-hugbox because the Communists in D&D were really wayciss Nazis, Lowtax set aside a subforum just for black people (KM would sometimes demand posters show their skin colour before they were permitted certain opinions) because it would stop the screeching and let him go back to looking at porn, with no regards to what enforcing ultra-woke racial apartheid would do to the site.

Lowtax is probably on a bender right now which is why he's quiet. Getting smashed out of his head will make all this go away for 24 hours, and that's as far ahead as he ever thinks. That's why he doesn't even bother with damage control. It's hard and unpleasant and NOT FUN RIGHT NOW, and the payoff is somewhere in the future, so it's not worth doing. Getting wasted is FUN RIGHT NOW so that's what he'll do.

Seriously, look at just about anything Lowtax has done in the last 15-20 years and you'll see this pattern over and over.
 
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