Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Tonberry said:
This whole shit was a foregone conclusion and they have nobody to blame but themselves. They should count themselves lucky that this didn't end up any worse.
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Rich probably owns at least one firearm, she should count herself lucky (and I guess he should too) that she didn't end up smeared across a mcmansion wall.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Dear furry,

It's not because you're 'heavily queer'. People love 'heavily queer', how else would 'RuPaul's Drag Race' have become such a big deal otherwise? Same thing with 'wow look at these sick fucks.'
The anthro animal thing isn't even that big of a deal for most folks.
It's the hypersexualization of imagery meant for children that looks like a big dogwhistle for pedophelia that has people cringing, revolted and apprehensive.
Have a nice day, and keep it among consenting adults now.
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I figured its not even them tugging their meat to their anthro pictures. It's that they share the same trait as MLP fans and Troons in that they never shut the fuck up about their autistic kinks. It has become such a identity for them that they feel the need to insert it into fucking everything, regardless of how nonconnected it is.

People just get annoyed at the constant shoving down their throat at their dumbass kinks and likes.
 
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To bring up the deep furry SA lore. And this is how it was explained to me by the man who got me to join the forums.

It wasnt about being freaky it was about being whiny. Furrys were fast to whine about "Furricution!" The whole trollish "if you fly your freak flag high you best be ready to take the heat kinda thing. So for their whining lowtax did the Furry Concentration camp and then gassed them.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
Quite clever. All he has to do is to take Shmorky back and declare himself to be a genderqueer Nazi hater, and blame all the evil things on Kiwi Farms. The insane troons would support him in a heartbeat and give him their trust fund money.
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Ooh, besides take Schmorky back as a friend, he needs to find a troon wifey/hubby to parade before social media with the quickness, while all these cancelling patrons have him/SA fresh in their minds still. It may be the only thing to get them to reverse their financial severing from him. Shit, make it a physically disabled, minority troon, and they may repledge with a higher $ amount than ever before
 
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Ooh, besides take Schmorky back as a friend, he needs to find a troon wifey/hubby to parade before social media with the quickness, while all these cancelling patrons have him/SA fresh in their minds still. It may be the only thing to get them to reverse their financial severing from him. Shit, make it a physically disabled, minority troon, and they may repledge with a higher $ amount than ever before
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Zach Antolak is looking like he will become a widower, maybe he can shack up with Lowtax.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I like how it's on police record (through the whole maplewife saga) that even Chinkwife (which didn't have any drama attached to her I know of) claimed that Lowtax abused her physically and emotionally. Even if you think that Ashliiiii and Bogan are nuts (which they seemed to be, Bogan maybe even moreso) there is an undeniable pattern here and it's probably just a fact that Lowtax, the eternal Web 1.0 loser, hits and abuses women. What happened with Bogan is simple: The honeymoon period was over and everyday annoyances set in. That's how these things with serial abusers often go. Lowtax is ridiciously thin-skinned and was often seen foaming at the mouth over relatively harmless things directed at him online. I don't know how anyone, non-goon or even goon, can't believe that that guy can snap. It's also on record that he's a vindictive little shit that's physically unable to just let things go. (Mangosteen anyone?) Bogan is a nut and was probably able to annoy ol' Dick quicker. It's honestly all as simple as that.

Great optics for his divorce that not only he couldn't wait to shack up with another woman, but also couldn't wait until things were out of court to beat her too. I feel poor old Richard is not going to get the vindication he so desires if his superlawyer isn't a time-traveling wizard or something. Losing a huge chunk of his income which might or might not kill his golden goose is the cherry on top.
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All three of them are nuts. They're women! ZING! Amirite guys?
I don't trust Bogan at all. But I definitely believe Ashlii. Do I think it was one-sided or she's some innocent babe in the woods? No, it takes two to tango - but someone's got to lead. But we've got evidence he took a 3-week vacation to cheat on her, leaving her alone with their kid over thanksgiving so he could jack it to Bogan's feet, he still lies about it (while using weasel words and turns of phrase so he's not TECHNICALLY lying about) so yeah, I'm not really willing to believe his end of things about this weird anime love triangle.

Like you said, Richard has a hair temper. He still froths like two decades later when called out about his MLM juice scam, and doesn't last very long in any conversation he can't ban people from, so I can see how he'd be a delight to be in a relationship with.
 
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Ghostse said:
All three of them are nuts. They're women! ZING! Amirite guys?
I don't trust Bogan at all. But I definitely believe Ashlii. Do I think it was one-sided or she's some innocent babe in the woods? No, it takes two to tango - but someone's got to lead. But we've got evidence he took a 3-week vacation to cheat on her, leaving her alone with their kid over thanksgiving so he could jack it to Bogan's feet, he still lies about it (while using weasel words and turns of phrase so he's not TECHNICALLY lying about) so yeah, I'm not really willing to believe his end of things about this weird anime love triangle.

Like you said, Richard has a hair temper. He still froths like two decades later when called out about his MLM juice scam, and doesn't last very long in any conversation he can't ban people from, so I can see how he'd be a delight to be in a relationship with.
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Haha, even if Richard really didn't do anything wrong who cares? He's fucked up enough in the past and hurt enough people that this is karma catching up to him and I feel like the people abandoning ship, despite being retarded troons, are using this to do what they've wanted to do for a long time, in part due to Lowtax being a clear prick in a way they can't accept, and their own grandiose designs for power, always coveting that possible moderator position but now seeing a chance to be admins of their own communities.

Let them destroy Lowtax and fragment among themselves. Nobody should speak up or speak out for Lowtax. He's never spoken out or had altruistic intentions towards anyone else, so don't bother doing it for him. Let his life collapse around him without anyone aiding him with a counter-narrative. Let this be the hill he dies on and let this be the recorded ending to the SA and Lowtax saga. It's what they all deserve.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
So we've swung back to "I was abused and Lowtax made me lie"?
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Looks like it. Granted, the video and posts she made were unconvincing to the point where I wondered if it was done on purpose to sabotage him.

EDIT: Would it be possible to add all the wife/girlfriend abuse to the OP? The OP isn't very comprehensive, and we have a lot of lurkers and new people to the site for this thread specifically. A timeline with archives would be very helpful since information is coming out so fast.
 
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