Like getting dismantled by people half his age, Louis making a fool of himself by wishing death on Christians who only respond with kindness will never not be funny.
That Trumper is pretty exceptional herself, but Lou is so wholly unequipped to respond with anything other than undirected rage it's just sad. The Trumper sends a nice slow pitch directly over the plate, but instead of hitting it out of the park, Lou eats the ball and throws the bat at the pitcher.
Boozy said:
You mean he had a cat, before he ate the poor thing.
It's not even an Italian thing, Lou is just a fat bastard.
I'm gonna say that sounds like bullshit. That stain at the top right sock that I cause he's saying is 'fresh', at least blood from today, blood doesn't look like blood. Even if this were the second pair, the toe wouldn't have bleed so much to get to that pair unless Lous is really going to be loosing his feet soon to the Beetus. It looks like a dirt stain like the ones on the soles of both socks. Also why not take a picture of the first pair? They'd be bloody and more pity worthy than this.
but the reason he isn't full on posting cat pictures to e-beg is because he knows that as much as people could line up to compliment the cat and offer help so could someone spot signs of neglect or any other thing that could lead to Lou's "cancellation".
Louis is so incapable of learning, I don't think he has the mental capacity to even attempt a different approach to begging other than the one that first worked by sheer luck alone. The only time Louis has any motivation to do something different is when he's indignantly angry and trying to prove an asinine point.
