Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Aw man, now she's just going with standard domestic abuse victim excuses like "I fell down the stairs"? I can't laugh at that, it's too sad and real. Unless…
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Okay, now I can laugh at it.
Geez Logan, you're killing me here. I'm trying to have fun on the Internet, not get mad about some opiate addict beating a crazy girl so bad that she has to go to the ER after her concussed ass passes out at Denny's. Looks like it's gonna be another long day at the joke factory.
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Seriously though, I'm glad she's getting away from Rich. She may be crazy but she doesn't deserve to be a punching bag for that decaying strung out retard.
 
Honestly he had the most in common with her, too. To me, he's always given off goony vibes of being deeply insecure and pretty unstable. From his need to be the wacky goony class clown who doesnt seem to mind if people are laughing at and not with him (he cant even take this seriously after being punished for the same shit at least 3 times now), to his lashing out when people say hes not that funny or that hes out of line, to his years long self medication habit (and every addict is self medicating). The guy seems to NEED attention if for nothing else than that being alone would mean facing down whatever demons he has instead of getting a quick dopamine hit because he doesnt have any executive functioning.

I dont think mental instability like this is as uncommon as it seems, but people accept it more and go easier on women with mental issues like this. It does make sense when they are more vulnerable, and its more explosive when youre comparing it to a 6 foot tall man full of testosterone and combined with the general trend of "men not going to doctors and especially not getting help with mental illness." But shes still a human being and absolutely capable of being kind of a shit person, lying and manipulating and shit. She seemed pretty proud of basically rebelling at her Mormon upbringing and 'breaking the rules': bragging about her sex life on facebook, her coke use, and being smug about having an affair with Lowtax and insulting Ashli and shit.

That said I absolutely believe this is something that has been going on back and forth from like 2 months after they were together once the "Holy shit I got a new girlfriend this is the greatest shit ever" shit wore off and they got bored, but it didnt come to a head until recently because each of them was masking it with drugs and alcohol and shit.

You put two emotionally and mentally unstable people together and they just amplify each other's behavior. But this shit ends up that way because most everyone else doesnt want to be around and deal with someone emotionally or mentally unstable, at least long term.

Honestly probably the number 1 thing he could learn from this is to learn from Logan what BPD medicine she's taking and get on those instead instead of ambien and box wine.


Like a dozen pages back in this thread, somebody was quoting an image of a goon post where the goon compared the Goldbelly cheesecake on their website, saying it was "from Junior's" or something, and it was $60 on their site, and then the goon posted an image of the same cheesecake on "Junior's" website and it was about $10. So no, I dont think it was that great and I have no idea how that business exists outside of everything being marked up 50 billion percent.
I think Lowtax committed the high crime of ignoring or getting bored with Logan. She was stuck in Missouri and only had him to give her attention. Once the excitement wore off and the day to day living set in, things soured. He starts to be shitty and ignore her for long periods. He doesn’t take her business woman plans for SA seriously, isn‘t paying her either. She starts to get angry and resentful. He ignores her even more. Mix in some booze and drugs.

Fighting is better than being ignored. Nothing is worse to BPD than being ignored, so she starts picking fights and pushing his buttons - anything to get a reaction. This escalates into someone getting physical and the other responding in kind. Lots of screaming, he tells her to GTfO, it’s over. Cops get called. Repeat, rinse.

I think his taste in women follows his mental decline and ego. Megan was not a goon. I remember being shocked Lowtax was married to a woman hosting bible studies. Megan had next to no SA participation on the forums.

A decade later he gets his next wife, who wasn’t a goon but was friends with one. She probably thought Lowtax a cool tech guy. She joined SA and did try to be part of SA and posted on the forums for awhile.

By Logan he is actively using his fading e-fame to flirt online with goon girls. He stumbles into a young blonde who thinks he’s so cool!!! He basically found his biggest fan under 30 that he would like to fuck and working at SA is her dream job too!!! What could possibly go wrong.

(The entire premise of Gold Belly seems to be getting specialty foods delivered from restaurants not in your city. The recipe for those $60 cookies was published long ago in the NYT and is easily found online. They just happen to take actual effort to make and why bother when goons were giving him $8k a month.)

I wonder how long the lease is for on that fancy new car he got?
 
The only downsides to this is the irreparable harm it has done to those poor children, who deserve none of this, and the fact that aside from upsetting the pigs on the forums, none of them will get what they deserve. Lance the festering, rotting boil that is the SA forums and the infection just spreads elsewhere. We don't get a glorious ruination of those posters and them being individually isolated, no. They'll go find their own troon-approved, ultra-hyper-further-to-the-left-than-Pol-Pot hiding place and congeal in it.

This right here. The Kids are the only real victims.

Maplewife made dumb life choices and is paying for them. I feel the basic human empathy I feel for anyone in a bad spot, but its tempered by the fact she's the person who put herself there.

Logan knew Lowtax was married and allowed herself to be persued. She's got mental issues and substance abuse issues. She didn't deserve Lowtax to happen her, but it was he own choices she made as an adult.

The kids didn't have any say or choice in being brought into the orbit of a worthless pill-headed goof troop.


Lurking in useless goon game discords has proven fruitful.

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There's a "secret contingency plan" by mods to wrest somethingawful out of Rich's grasp.

The secret contingency plan is to activate project TITAN.
 
While many of you are thinking Lowtax is looking at GBS with Logan's account, nah. It's probably her. She still hasn't cut him out of her friendlist on Facebook. She's still in that weird orbit that abuse victims reside in, I figure. She'll be stuck there for a bit. People don't get over that, overnight.
 
You also have to remember Lowtax's ego would never let him browse the forums as someone other then himself. For years goons asked him to make a alt account to see what the forums are like without people kissing his ass/shitting on him and he just wouldn't do it.
 
Yeah the implication was he controlled her phone/phone plan, not hard to run the SA app and stay logged in.


Honestly, I think Rich is genuinely terrified right now. He is alternating between quietly reading his own forums and this thread, trying to figure out how he can make it all go away, and drinking copious box wine and xannies to alleviate the terror. It's undeniably sinking in that he is absolutely fucked, there is no way out of this one, and the implications of what losing his Patreon and probably a massive chunk of his website income actually mean is starting to sink in. "Get a ...JOB?! ME?..." and the violent psychic backlash of his narcissism refusing to acknowledge it means he genuinely doesn't know how to respond to any of this. He is both frozen in place and passively trying to make it all go away like he always does, by vanishing and fucking off for a while until it all blows over. Except this time it is not going to blow over lmao

I posted yesterday that if you post on his facebook page it appears on hers so I wouldn't trust most things relating to this.
 
Logan was probably Lowtax’s fantasy of a cute, edgy young goon girl that was shaped by his creation. She at least generously fed his ego that idea. She was the exciting young new GF to go with his sports car.

Perhaps I'm the only one who had a visceral reaction to this statement, but it's only because it made me realize that she's not that much older than SA.
 
Trying to buy out SA really kinda defeats the purpose of "I'm not giving my money to a domestic abuser!", no?

One odd little thing that might factor into that, I was an 02 and when I reg'ed I saw something at SA I had never seen before on any other forum, post-histories, and post histories meant a lot. They loved calling people out for theirs and treating their own as their sjw-resume.

I haven't been to the forums in years but I know for sure they're still like this and I know pretty well for sure this type of faggot behavior on reddit came from sa.

To me, I can see many individual goons willing to make the sacrifice for the greater good of paying the abuser for his forums to protect that resume and a good majority of them seeing it as collectively protecting their collective sjw resume for when the revolution comes and they need to present evidence they be part of the intelligentsia.

edit: and if a backup exists that they have access to, that doesn't count because the resume needs to be continuing and ever-evolving at their internet home.
 
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I posted yesterday that if you post on his facebook page it appears on hers so I wouldn't trust most things relating to this.

That's because she tagged him. If you tag someone and they don't have timeline review enabled, any posts in which they're tagged will show up on their timeline automatically.
 
I think it’s more that they want to replace their cum-stained, busted up old couch but their asses have fused with it. They won’t trade up for anything but perfection.
 
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While many of you are thinking Lowtax is looking at GBS with Logan's account, nah. It's probably her. She still hasn't cut him out of her friendlist on Facebook. She's still in that weird orbit that abuse victims reside in, I figure. She'll be stuck there for a bit. People don't get over that, overnight.

Neither of them has defriended or blocked the other on Facebook, so they're not in a hurry to end the drama quickly.
 
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