Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[X Prime]

It's very obvious the mod team is attached to their power over a dying forum above all else.

Nothing else explains their pattern of behavior. This is straight-up just a power grab from them in the hopes of finally not needing to listen to Lowtax about shit like upholding the results of election toxxes they don't like.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Wonder if those online journalists (dailydot?) are gonna update their "lowtax stopped nazis and created a tranny safe haven on his forums" articles.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Don't forget this.

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Aaand this.

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Or maybe us "accidentally" being right was based on the previous domestic abuse allegations that goons happily brushed under the rug.

Edit: Welp, guess Logan had a meltdown after all. Oh well, time to gloat over goons for cancelling Lowtax for nothing (or was it?!) and see how little his Patreon recovers.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm taking a moment to acknowledge the true victims in this whole affair, the Goldbelly Corporation and their hardworking piemakers who now face the dark unknown.

 

[AmpleApricots]

"fallen down the stairs", eh?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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LOL

I love the "accidentally fell down the stairs." Line. This shit is pure gold.

I'm taking a moment to acknowledge the true victims in this whole affair, the Goldbelly Corporation and their hardworking piemakers who now face the dark unknown.

"Sorry, little Timmy. Gonna have to sell the pie factory. Seems folks dont want to buy $145 pies no more."

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I fucking love this crazy bitch, what a wild ride.

We also called it from the beginning that this would happen.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

No sweaty toes this time?

Lol I don't trust either of them, except that both are liars.

Logan, just open a Go Fund Me and let the goons pay for your flight back to Utah.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

this shit is unreal wow

 

[Hesa]

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That's as believable as the other statement about her grand dad / mum.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

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This is the second time she made an accusation, and then retracted it, and I'm pretty sure she'll just flip back and do it again in another few hours.

Rich, we told you bro! We told you about Borderline Personality Disorder, bro! We warned you she was a psychopath, bro!

 

[X Prime]

Goons are going to claim it's some kind of hostage situation.

What's actually going on is that she's seeing the Patreon drop and realizing that some of that could have been her money.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I think I almost died laughing at the " PS- fuck you kiwi farms " lmfao.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Daily reminder I have never beat any women

You just haven't met the right woman yet.

 

[Hesa]

"fallen down the stairs", eh?

Makes a change from walking into a door.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Lol the Kyanka household involves Benny Hill levels of slapstick physical abuse comedy

 

[Brain Problems]

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Are there stairs in your house hardy har harhar

 

[Bins]

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Kiwi Farms 2013: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2014: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2015: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2016: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2017: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2018: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2019: Lowtax bad
Kiwi Farms 2020: Lowtax bad

Goons 2020: They were accidentally right about Lowtax

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

This is the best. It's the funniest SA has been in years, now.